Fauj mein bharti

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Ek bae ek ghane laambe daantan (teeth) aala aadmi fauj mein bharti hon chalya jaa sae.
Hude ek afsar bethya ho sae.
Aadmi jaa kae khainch kae salute mare sae.
Afsar bolya: ke baat?
Aadmi: ji bharti hon aaya sun
Afsar: (daantan kaen lakha kae) Bhaaj jyaa ib budkyan ki ladai band ho gi..
 
anubhokar said:
Ek bae ek ghane laambe daantan (teeth) aala aadmi fauj mein bharti hon chalya jaa sae.
Hude ek afsar bethya ho sae.
Aadmi jaa kae khainch kae salute mare sae.
Afsar bolya: ke baat?
Aadmi: ji bharti hon aaya sun
Afsar: (daantan kaen lakha kae) Bhaaj jyaa ib budkyan ki ladai band ho gi..
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hahhahahah nice one Anu :)
 
anubhokar said:
Ek bae ek ghane laambe daantan (teeth) aala aadmi fauj mein bharti hon chalya jaa sae.
Hude ek afsar bethya ho sae.
Aadmi jaa kae khainch kae salute mare sae.
Afsar bolya: ke baat?
Aadmi: ji bharti hon aaya sun
Afsar: (daantan kaen lakha kae) Bhaaj jyaa ib budkyan ki ladai band ho gi..
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Hahahaha bahut badiya kilkiiii:rock
 
Anu ji ND joke tha.
Ek be title padh ke te mane nu laga you ke likh diya apne.... Bharti ji (Our jatlands member) kukkar Fauj me chali gayi....
 
Bahoot badiya Anu ji
Maja agya, Very refreshing joke
keep it up!

mere bhi ek budke par ek khud ki baat yad aagi
Mein aur meri patni, raat ko sone se pahle garam dhodh ke saath thoda Gud
le lete hein
ek din mein computer par kuchh kar reha tha, meri patni ne kaha thoda Gud diyo!
meine uthane ki harkat mein kah di, ak pahle Dhaant kharab hore se ke karegi gud kha ke
Iss pa meri patni kaha, katee na kharaab hore, naa jarti te ek badka bharwa ke dekh!
Maine te chupchap gud ki dalli pakdadi!

Cheers!
 
Seems Mrs. Deshwal has an excellent sense of humor......:D...


spdeshwal said:
Bahoot badiya Anu ji
Maja agya, Very refreshing joke
keep it up!

mere bhi ek budke par ek khud ki baat yad aagi
Mein aur meri patni, raat ko sone se pahle garam dhodh ke saath thoda Gud
le lete hein
ek din mein computer par kuchh kar reha tha, meri patni ne kaha thoda Gud diyo!
meine uthane ki harkat mein kah di, ak pahle Dhaant kharab hore se ke karegi gud kha ke
Iss pa meri patni kaha, katee na kharaab hore, naa jarti te ek badka bharwa ke dekh!
Maine te chupchap gud ki dalli pakdadi!

Cheers!
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HaHaHa! :D:D:D Bhabhiji to kaafi Dangerous deekhe ;);)

spdeshwal said:
Bahoot badiya Anu ji
Maja agya, Very refreshing joke
keep it up!

mere bhi ek budke par ek khud ki baat yad aagi
Mein aur meri patni, raat ko sone se pahle garam dhodh ke saath thoda Gud
le lete hein
ek din mein computer par kuchh kar reha tha, meri patni ne kaha thoda Gud diyo!
meine uthane ki harkat mein kah di, ak pahle Dhaant kharab hore se ke karegi gud kha ke
Iss pa meri patni kaha, katee na kharaab hore, naa jarti te ek badka bharwa ke dekh!
Maine te chupchap gud ki dalli pakdadi!

Cheers!
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Poonam ji, it all depends Jatni's mood!

Na Bhai Jite, dangerous -daangerus te kime na se, par Roti khani sen te

ekadh be daat bhi khani padengi ?

And a warning for you and mind my words, all Jatnis are alike!


Cheers!
 
spdeshwal said:
bahoot badiya anu ji
maja agya, very refreshing joke
keep it up!

Mere bhi ek budke par ek khud ki baat yad aagi
mein aur meri patni, raat ko sone se pahle garam dhodh ke saath thoda gud
le lete hein
ek din mein computer par kuchh kar reha tha, meri patni ne kaha thoda gud diyo!
Meine uthane ki harkat mein kah di, ak pahle dhaant kharab hore se ke karegi gud kha ke
iss pa meri patni kaha, katee na kharaab hore, naa jarti te ek badka bharwa ke dekh!
Maine te chupchap gud ki dalli pakdadi!

Cheers!
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देसवाल जी गुड गोज मैं राखा करो मांगते ही दे दिया करो .
ना तै लुगाई के पाड़े होड़ पै १४ की जगह २८ सुए लगवाने पड़ा करे '
 
spdeshwal said:
Bahoot badiya Anu ji
Maja agya, Very refreshing joke
keep it up!

mere bhi ek budke par ek khud ki baat yad aagi
Mein aur meri patni, raat ko sone se pahle garam dhodh ke saath thoda Gud
le lete hein
ek din mein computer par kuchh kar reha tha, meri patni ne kaha thoda Gud diyo!
meine uthane ki harkat mein kah di, ak pahle Dhaant kharab hore se ke karegi gud kha ke
Iss pa meri patni kaha, katee na kharaab hore, naa jarti te ek badka bharwa ke dekh!
Maine te chupchap gud ki dalli pakdadi!

Cheers!
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hoodarajesh said:
देसवाल जी गुड गोज मैं राखा करो मांगते ही दे दिया करो .
ना तै लुगाई के पाड़े होड़ पै १४ की जगह २८ सुए लगवाने पड़ा करे '
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hahahha .. asli joke te badda toh yo tha .

Deswaal bhai saahab .. sahi keh hai yo .. gud ki dalli gojh mein raakhya karo.
 
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