katariahce
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MIND IT-from quickgun murgan
[to the sheriff]
Hector: You know, sheriff, when friends or family say certain things, they tend not to register. So it helps to hear it from a complete stranger... you're fat.
Kelly Scott: His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
Hector Cyr: Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.
Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but we heard that name was already taken.
Jack Wells: It's not a science trip.
Kelly Scott: Could you be a little more condescending? 'Cause I'm not real great with subtlety.
Jack Wells: Something in that lake killed somebody, all right? I appreciate your trying to help. I'm really glad that you... brought the RAID.
Kelly Scott: There, that's better.
Jack Wells: Ma'am...
Kelly Scott: Look, if you call me "ma'am" one more time I'll sue you for sexual harrassment, and with today's laws, it's possible.
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's good.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Tents were sent ahead. Should already be set up by the time we get there.
Kelly Scott: Tents? We're staying in TENTS?
Sheriff Hank Keough: I told you, two days we'd have to camp.
Kelly Scott: Yes! Camp! But I thought that meant Ramada Inn. I never heard tents! Will there be toilets?
Jack Wells: Maybe we should just take you back.
Kelly Scott: Why? Because I prefer toilets?
Kelly Scott: Maybe I should just wipe myself with some leafy little piece of poison oak. And then I can spend the whole day scratchin' my ar$e, blendin' in with the natives.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Who are you?
Hector Cyr: Hector Cyr, I said it once, lemme know when it sinks in, OK?
And there are many witty ones that wont be writing here!
Hector: You know, sheriff, when friends or family say certain things, they tend not to register. So it helps to hear it from a complete stranger... you're fat.
Kelly Scott: His scales were oval. He's an Asian Crocodile.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Why... why would he come here? I mean, it's impossible. Asia. How would he get here?
Hector Cyr: Obviously some asshole in Hong Kong flushed him down the toilet.
Kelly Scott: The lake is so black and still.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Yeah, we wanted to call it Lake Placid, but we heard that name was already taken.
Jack Wells: It's not a science trip.
Kelly Scott: Could you be a little more condescending? 'Cause I'm not real great with subtlety.
Jack Wells: Something in that lake killed somebody, all right? I appreciate your trying to help. I'm really glad that you... brought the RAID.
Kelly Scott: There, that's better.
Jack Wells: Ma'am...
Kelly Scott: Look, if you call me "ma'am" one more time I'll sue you for sexual harrassment, and with today's laws, it's possible.
Sheriff Hank Keough: She's good.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Tents were sent ahead. Should already be set up by the time we get there.
Kelly Scott: Tents? We're staying in TENTS?
Sheriff Hank Keough: I told you, two days we'd have to camp.
Kelly Scott: Yes! Camp! But I thought that meant Ramada Inn. I never heard tents! Will there be toilets?
Jack Wells: Maybe we should just take you back.
Kelly Scott: Why? Because I prefer toilets?
Kelly Scott: Maybe I should just wipe myself with some leafy little piece of poison oak. And then I can spend the whole day scratchin' my ar$e, blendin' in with the natives.
Sheriff Hank Keough: Who are you?
Hector Cyr: Hector Cyr, I said it once, lemme know when it sinks in, OK?
And there are many witty ones that wont be writing here!
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rajkphogat
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Kutte main tera khoon pee jaunga
Picture & Actor sab jante hain.............
Picture & Actor sab jante hain.............
monidahiya
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Border:
When Jackie Shroff said to Sunny "Hum hi hum hain to kya hum hain, tum hi tum ho to kya tum ho". hain to ghani par ibbe yaa e yaad aayi. will add more later
arr 1 bhool gaya naam shaayad Shakti kapoor tha wo kasaayi "tere naam ka kutta paaluun"
hahahahahahahaha........
mhundpuriamann
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haryanvee dialouge suno !
dialoges की बात हो अर्र हरयान्वी शोल्ले का नाम न आवै या भोत ना-इन्सफ्फी है !
scene no . 1 गब्बर हान्स्सन लाग ryaa है एक दमम साम्भा उठ्या अर्र बोल्या
साम्भा : रै झकोई सैझ हान्स ले बालका नै drawaiga :rock
कालिया : सरदार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है .
गब्बर : मैं भी कहूं व नून की बोरी कुण खाल्ली कर ग्या ,
ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकडन के कितने पिस्से लोय्गे
जय अर्र बीरू : पिस्से के हामनै छोर्री ब्याहनी है !
ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकड़ तो ल्योगे ?
बीरू : हामनै गाळ की पाडनी कुतिया नही छोड्डी गबर के चीज़ है !
गाम की भीड़ : भाज ल्यो गब्बर लिया , भाज ल्यो गब्बर आ लिया
बीरू : रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या !
गब्बर : नाच बसंती नाच !
बसंती : कोण नाचू !
गब्बर का आदमी : ताऊ मैं एक जंघा भात मैं जा ऱ्या था , उरै या भोत बढ़िया नाची थी !
गब्बर : रै लियाओ काबली किक्कर के छड्डे काट कै बसंती उनपै नचैगी !
dialoges की बात हो अर्र हरयान्वी शोल्ले का नाम न आवै या भोत ना-इन्सफ्फी है !
scene no . 1 गब्बर हान्स्सन लाग ryaa है एक दमम साम्भा उठ्या अर्र बोल्या
साम्भा : रै झकोई सैझ हान्स ले बालका नै drawaiga :rock
कालिया : सरदार मैंने आपका नमक खाया है .
गब्बर : मैं भी कहूं व नून की बोरी कुण खाल्ली कर ग्या ,
ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकडन के कितने पिस्से लोय्गे
जय अर्र बीरू : पिस्से के हामनै छोर्री ब्याहनी है !
ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकड़ तो ल्योगे ?
बीरू : हामनै गाळ की पाडनी कुतिया नही छोड्डी गबर के चीज़ है !
गाम की भीड़ : भाज ल्यो गब्बर लिया , भाज ल्यो गब्बर आ लिया
बीरू : रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या !
गब्बर : नाच बसंती नाच !
बसंती : कोण नाचू !
गब्बर का आदमी : ताऊ मैं एक जंघा भात मैं जा ऱ्या था , उरै या भोत बढ़िया नाची थी !
गब्बर : रै लियाओ काबली किक्कर के छड्डे काट कै बसंती उनपै नचैगी !
jakharanil
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in Ghatak, katiya " mene kai bar kaha bujdilo ke banaye huye khilone leke sher mat bano..."
:rock
:rocksinghabhimanyu
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these r frm "गब्बर फस गया raandya कै" movie. hilarious! especially the "रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या " n "नून की बोरी " ones 
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vikasbhalothia
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:rock:rock:rock:rock:rock
SHOLEY HARYANVI MAI BANTI TO AB TAK HOUSE FUL CHALTI
arvind1069
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thakur sahab main aapke bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hun
kanoon ko apne hath main mat lo
nahi nahi ma ji ye to mera farz tha
kanoon ko apne hath main mat lo
nahi nahi ma ji ye to mera farz tha
kasuta hai bhai ek dam thkur ke bacche ki maa ha ha ha ha ha:rock
mhundpuriamann
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100/100
tre 100/100 no. hain bhai...........
these r frm "गब्बर फस गया raandya कै" movie. hilarious! especially the "रै गब्बर आ ग्या अक्क म्ही आ ग्या " n "नून की बोरी " ones
tre 100/100 no. hain bhai...........
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vivekdh
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bhai 1 or cassate me sunna tha
haryanvi ramayan thi ram urr ravan ke yudh kaa scene tha urr paly me ravan koi sukka saa baniya le rakha tha
RAM : ravan to mero ghar aali ne bej de naa to nash ho jaaga
RAVAN : ree ram manne manne rapyee hazar karach ker rakhe hain ustai than me katti ni bejju.
RAM: (apni senna ko )arre bandron paad lo inn rakshan ne inke jutti chapal khos ke inke hi paddo ger ke
or RAM apni talwar nikal lette hain
1 rakshas Ravan ko talwar detta hai
RAVAN: meri sasu ke odd baddi talwar pakda thi koi kiil patti de de main waa ram ke chubo ke baaz jaunga.
haryanvi ramayan thi ram urr ravan ke yudh kaa scene tha urr paly me ravan koi sukka saa baniya le rakha tha
RAM : ravan to mero ghar aali ne bej de naa to nash ho jaaga
RAVAN : ree ram manne manne rapyee hazar karach ker rakhe hain ustai than me katti ni bejju.
RAM: (apni senna ko )arre bandron paad lo inn rakshan ne inke jutti chapal khos ke inke hi paddo ger ke
or RAM apni talwar nikal lette hain
1 rakshas Ravan ko talwar detta hai
RAVAN: meri sasu ke odd baddi talwar pakda thi koi kiil patti de de main waa ram ke chubo ke baaz jaunga.
singhabhimanyu
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anuchhikara
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hahahahahhahahahahah
hahaha..funny....
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hahaha...jeez... rrey ram...