fev. movie dialog

[deepshi]

ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकडन के कितने पिस्से लोय्गे
जय अर्र बीरू : पिस्से के हामनै छोर्री ब्याहनी है !


ठाकुर : तम्म गब्बर नै पकड़ तो ल्योगे ?
बीरू : हामनै गाळ की पाडनी कुतिया नही छोड्डी गबर के चीज़ है !

hahahaha....thats a scream...funny..

 

[anuchhikara]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgzmvwunkAM


the most funny scene........:rock

 

[jitendersandhu]

Movie Sarkar
" Kisi ko marna jurm hai, lekin kissi ko sahi samay pe marna rajniti hai"

 

[pushpindermalik]

goga naam hai mera goga
aaya hoon to kuch loot ke jaaunga

 

[pushpindermalik]

one more from kalyug ki ramayan
hanuman- " ghabrave na maharaaj mil ja gi sita kabhi na kabhi "
ram- " ghabraun na ke baat kah ra hanuman,
tanne ke bera ke dukh ho se lugai bichdde ka,
tanne kona gaya is mahakame ka"

 

[pushpindermalik]

funny

lo dear ek aur dekho
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvapcHPrMUU
its funny
from movie "jane bhi do yaaro" last scene
daropadi cheerharan
when daryodahn refused to do that
n moreover at end when mahabharat turns into akbar play

 

[choudharyneelam]

'Ek baar jo maine commitment kar diya to fir main khud ki bhi nahin sunta' ......yahan main gender change karke bhi kah sakti hun

m very much impressed by this dialogue from movie WANTED

 

[msingh]

Well this one is not my favorite dialogue but wanted to share
"My name is Khan and i am not a terrorist", i think that's one funny dialogue that i have come across

 

[malikdeepak1]

'Ek baar jo maine commitment kar diya to fir main khud ki bhi nahin sunta' ......yahan main gender change karke bhi kah sakti hun

m very much impressed by this dialogue from movie WANTED

Exactly on the same lines as John Abrahim said in Dhoom " Mere banaye rules koye nahi tod sakta, main bhi nahi!"

 

[choudharyneelam]

Exactly on the same lines as John Abrahim said in Dhoom " Mere banaye rules koye nahi tod sakta, main bhi nahi!"

oh yes! .......again impressive

 

[kuldeeppunia25]

एक है ,यमला पगला दीवाना का.......... जब जोंनि लीवर कहवे स धरमेंदर जाट न के तुम्हारी हिम्मत कैसे हो गयी हमारे इलाके में आने की तो धरमेंदर कहवे स ''ओए इलाका कुत्तों का होता है, बहन के टक्के, शेर का नहीं'' एकदम निकडू,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[shivamchaudhary]

Ocean 13.

Matt Damon: "I guess I'll see you when I see you. "

 

[jessbasra]

SUNNY DEOL ye dhai (2.5) kilo ka haath jab padta hai to admi uthta nahin , uth jata hai

 

[deswaldeswal]

dost ki hai no...thaks no.......sorry

 

[ravi1]

jali ko aag kahte h bujhi ko rakh kahte h.... ,(kalicharn h shatrugha ki) is khudgarj duniya me baigarj aadmi milta kahan h-rajkumar

 

[shailender]

Amitabh: JJ, main abhi abhi jail se nikla hoon!
Ajit (JJ): Haan, kaho to phir andhar bhijva doon?

 

[shailender]

Amitabh : Aadmi zindagi mein sirf do hi baar bhagta hai, ya to olympic ka race
ho ya police ka case ho

 

[shailender]

Dharmender: When I die, Police coming. Police coming, Buddiya going jail.
In jail, Buddiya Chakki Peesing and Peesing and Peesing....
--: Are bhabhi, jara haan kar do nan, Yeh to marne ja raha hai.
Basnati ki maa: Are kaise haan kar doon, Dinanath ji!!.
--: To phir usay marne dogi kya?
Basnati ki maa: Accha theek hai, Veeru, Main thaiyar hoon.
Main thaiyar hoon!!.
Dharmender: Are thumse kown shadhi karega buddiya,
main tho Basanti se shadhi karna chahtha hoon.
Basanti: Veeru, main bhi thaiyar hoon.
Dharmender: Chalo, Basanti thaiyar hai. Buudiya bhi thaiyar hai,
Main neechay uthartha hoon. .... Marna Cancal

 

[shailender]

Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain…
Vinod Khanna

 

[prashantacmet]

kaam ki thakaan kaam se hi door hoti hai- konakan sen in movie MIRCH