First Things First!

[khushi]

"If i sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would i get into heaven?" teacher asked the children in her sunday school class.
"No!" the children all answered.
"if i cleaned the church everyday, mowed the lawn, and kept everything neat and tidy, would i get into heaven?"
Again, the answer was, "No!"
"Well," teacher continued, "then how can i get to heaven?"
A five year old boy shouted out, "you've got to be dead!"

 

[sweet_monu]

Umm Nice one Khushi.

 

[ajaydahiya]

good stuff.

 

[privinay]

good & a fresh one tooooo!!!!

 

[sunita]

nice stuff.

 

[rkumar]

Khushi Kadian (Mar 04, 2004 03:50 a.m.):
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"A five year old boy shouted out, "you've got to be dead!"

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Khushi ji agar wo teacher jat hota to fir kiya hotaa? kyoonki " Jat mara tab jaaniye jab tehrveen hoi"... that means Jat's place in heaven can never be assured as his death is never sure......hahahahahhahahahaa

Rajendra

 

[sandeepk]

that was a nice one khushi

 

[anujkumar]

good and new joke!

 

[khushi]

Thanks

 

[khushi]

you are absolutely right Rajendra ji. good question. ummm.. ab eska jawab dena to bahut muskil hai coz ye to bhagvan bhi nahi kah sakte ki agar wo teacher jat hota to kya hota. kyonki jat chahe to kuch bhi ho sakta hai.

Rajendra Kumar Kalkhunde (Mar 04, 2004 12:45 p.m.):

Khushi Kadian (Mar 04, 2004 03:50 a.m.):
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"A five year old boy shouted out, "you've got to be dead!"

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Khushi ji agar wo teacher jat hota to fir kiya hotaa? kyoonki " Jat mara tab jaaniye jab tehrveen hoi"... that means Jat's place in heaven can never be assured as his death is never sure......hahahahahhahahahaa

Rajendra