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Hummm....eib jab itni curiosity badh gee hai aade to makka khulasa kar hi dete hein :rolleyes::cool:

Eib Steffi to parayi ho li :(:( to ab ek hi aisi bandi hai jisne muje sahara diya aur am sure she always will be there....whenever I need her!!

Any Guesses????:p:) hummmmmmmmm.....


uska naam hai - " KF Premium Lager Beer " !!!!!!! ;);)

Tum sab naam lene mein darr rehe ho mein to uski Fotu bhi chep reha hoon, dekh liyo :p:p


Rock on
Jit

neels said:
Seems thread to tumne badhiya shuru kiya tha........ i kept reading till end.. but yahan to sabhi "raaj ko raaj rehne do" wali neeti apnaye hue hain.... kissi ne bhi koi bhed nahin khola...
aur ye cool jat ki steffi graff ke baare mein kisi ko koi suchna mile to roshni daalna.....zaroooorrrr
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cooljat said:
Hummm....eib jab itni curiosity badh gee hai aade to makka khulasa kar hi dete hein :rolleyes::cool:

uska naam hai - " KF Premium Lager Beer " !!!!!!! ;);)

Tum sab naam lene mein darr rehe ho mein to uski Fotu bhi chep reha hoon, dekh liyo :p:p

Rock on
Jit
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Its about living beings,, tht too human... nt inanimate objects Mr. Jit !!!
 
Jis dil mein basa tha pyar uska
us dilko usney kabhi ka tod diya
badnaam na hone denge usey
isliye humney uska naam hi lena chod diya.
 
Bahot bhunde zulmi log ho bhai tum sab!!!!

Bechari Seema nae ya post shuru tae nuh kari thee ki ko uska naam le de.
Maadi si uss ki ko taareef kar de. Lekin mere batay tum sab idhar-udhar
ki haankey jao so, err uska naam na lenta koi bhi.

Re ko jhuti-muthi eh naam le dyo!!!!! Fotu mein bhi itna udhass munh bana ri sae.

Paapiyon!!
 
raj_rathee said:
Bahot bhunde zulmi log ho bhai tum sab!!!!

Bechari Seema nae ya post shuru tae nuh kari thee ki ko uska naam le de.
Maadi si uss ki ko taareef kar de. Lekin mere batay tum sab idhar-udhar
ki haankey jao so, err uska naam na lenta koi bhi.

Re ko jhuti-muthi eh naam le dyo!!!!! Fotu mein bhi itna udhass munh bana ri sae.

Paapiyon!!
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Bhai saab jab aap sentiments samajh e gaye tai aap e katt dyo ne rog saa
 
No Pun intended :D

:p
raj_rathee said:
Bahot bhunde zulmi log ho bhai tum sab!!!!

Bechari Seema nae ya post shuru tae nuh kari thee ki ko uska naam le de.
Maadi si uss ki ko taareef kar de. Lekin mere batay tum sab idhar-udhar
ki haankey jao so, err uska naam na lenta koi bhi.

Re ko jhuti-muthi eh naam le dyo!!!!! Fotu mein bhi itna udhass munh bana ri sae.

Paapiyon!!
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Lagata hai aapne theek pehchana, maine to shuru mein hi bol diya tha yesh..aur seema ko offer bhi kiya tha, apni 20-20 crush team ke liye..lekin usne hi haath khinch liya.. :(:p:p

Chalo bhiyo mein bol hi deta hoon..i have a crush on you seema ji.:eek:..........

Ek dum seriously bol rha hoon, no pun intended ........:p:D:p

Eveteasing in a forum was never so good before..again no pun intended....am serious:rolleyes:

Disclaimer:
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Any resemblance to any living or dead creature is purely intentional.....Please do get offended....haahahhahahahahah

Real Disclaimer (Isse se pehale kuch backfire ho):
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Bura na mano Holi hai!!!!!......chahe tode se jyada din door hain abhi....But am in festival mood ;)
 
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navingulia said:
jo nahin likhta uske do kaaran ho sakte hain
1. he/she is himself/herself not sure
2. ghighi bandh rahi sai, nervousness

1. not sure ki tai nyu baat sai ak bhaaiyon koi bhi decision perfect nahin hota, the sincerity with which the decision is taken can be and should be perfect. jib majnu nai patthar khaae thei to laila koe aishwarya bargi nahin thi, jab meera ne mohan ko chaaha tha to anjaam nahin soch tha.

a) ye ishq nahin aasaan, ek aag ka dariya hai aur duub ke jaana hai
b) jise jalne ka mazaa nahin, wo parwana shama se ishq kya karega
c) wo jawaani jawaani nahin ke jiski koi kahaani na ho

2. jo dar kee wajah se apne pyaar ka izhaar nahin karega wo umra bhar pachhtaaega.


before the elders on jl ban me for instigating youngsters, i would like to say that the things i have told above apply to all forms of love. i recently smsed one of my good firends (a guy) 'i love you man!' and he said 'ab maine kya kar diya' and i said 'i felt howmuch you have tolerated me and i wanted wanted to say that'
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ha ha...welldone buddy. i was not able to say it so naked...marwa de tu manne jhoot kooth likh ke
 
raj_rathee said:
Bahot bhunde zulmi log ho bhai tum sab!!!!

Bechari Seema nae ya post shuru tae nuh kari thee ki ko uska naam le de.
Maadi si uss ki ko taareef kar de. Lekin mere batay tum sab idhar-udhar
ki haankey jao so, err uska naam na lenta koi bhi.

Re ko jhuti-muthi eh naam le dyo!!!!! Fotu mein bhi itna udhass munh bana ri sae.

Paapiyon!!
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ha ha...dekhya bas ek tu e samjhe hai meri bhawanayo ne...

tu bhi kar de ek issa thread shuru je tanne apni taarif sunni ho te kasai...

er main isse mousy chore te byah na karu jisme mere muh pe kehn ki himmat na ho...he will confess on my face
 
vikasgulia said:
:p


Lagata hai aapne theek pehchana, maine to shuru mein hi bol diya tha yesh..aur seema ko offer bhi kiya tha, apni 20-20 crush team ke liye..lekin usne hi haath khinch liya.. :(:p:p

Chalo bhiyo mein bol hi deta hoon..i have a crush on you seema ji.:eek:..........

Ek dum seriously bol rha hoon, no pun intended ........:p:D:p

Eveteasing in a forum was never so good before..again no pun intended....am serious:rolleyes:

Disclaimer:
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Any resemblance to any living or dead creature is purely intentional.....Please do get offended....haahahhahahahahah

Real Disclaimer (Isse se pehale kuch backfire ho):
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Bura na mano Holi hai!!!!!......chahe tode se jyada din door hain abhi....But am in festival mood ;)
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thanx vikas ji...so when are you calling me for a tea with your mum dad...since it's mutual let's not delay

before holi comes valentine...and that's why i am in hurry...so that this valentine i also get to wear a de beers diamonds

Prologue: this piece is based on real life incident and all the characters duly play the happenings accordingly
 
seemasindhu said:
ha ha...dekhya bas ek tu e samjhe hai meri bhawanayo ne...

tu bhi kar de ek issa thread shuru je tanne apni taarif sunni ho te kasai...

er main isse mousy chore te byah na karu jisme mere muh pe kehn ki himmat na ho...he will confess on my face
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Seema yoh thread Calcutta kEY bajeh Madras na pahunch jaaey

chobey ji chaley Chabey ji banney rahgey Diwedi ji
 
snandal1 said:
Laage aap bhi sareya jise ho. Bro, It is about crush not crushing .:):D:D(after marriage)

Ok Let me be honest here ..

Name is Smiksha Ranwa....Bold ,Smart and Intelligent ,Hope she doesn't have for someone else.:(

Now let the trend begin ...
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wow. that's great...so you communicated this to her as well or just venting it here? ig you need some help...jit is a good middleman...ha ha

and vikas can paly the best man role for your gal in wedding

PS: all pun intended, on everybody, except saurav...
 
snandal1 said:
Laage aap bhi sareya jise ho. Bro, It is about crush not crushing .:):D:D(after marriage)

Ok Let me be honest here ..

Name is Smiksha Ranwa....Bold ,Smart and Intelligent ,Hope she doesn't have for someone else.:(

Now let the trend begin ...
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All actions have equal & opposite reaction ! Does this rule applies here too !
 
shwetadhaka said:
All actions have equal & opposite reaction ! Does this rule applies here too !
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I was eagerly waiting for Shwetaji to jump in..finally she did.....I have a crush on her as well...........Kitni samjhdari waali:eek:..pyaari -2 :rolleyes::rolleyes: baatein karti hain shweta ji..in all her threads..........

Toh shweta ji..finally I have 2 members in my 20-20 team ....You & Seema ji

Choose your positions..who would like to play which role...batsman..or bowlers.....I request...please avoid bowling me out or hitting a six on me...the supposedly, self proclaimed captain of the 20-20...;)

Bhaiyyo, maine toh do crush bol diye....still more in list...18 vacancies.ab unki baari hai jinhone abhi tak muh nahin khola....Kuchh to bolo...muhn kholo...

Aur haan..seemaji....Chai mein peeta nahin...by training..am a dairy technologist (voh alag baat hai ki aajkal Supply Chain/IT Consulting kar rha hoon...yeh zindagi bhi kya kya dikhati hai :) isliye...doodh dahi...mein jyada vishwash hai...

toh ...aapko..chai pe nahin Sheet-Chaas pe bulawa hai....;)
 
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vikasgulia said:
I was eagerly waiting for Shwetaji to jump in..finally she did.....I have a crush on her as well...........Kitni samjhdari waali:eek:..pyaari -2 :rolleyes::rolleyes: baatein karti hain shweta ji..in all her threads..........

Toh shweta ji..finally I have 2 members in my 20-20 team ....You & Seema ji

Choose your positions..who would like to play which role...batsman..or bowlers.....I request...please avoid bowling me out or hitting a six on me...the supposedly, self proclaimed captain of the 20-20...;)

Bhaiyyo, maine toh do crush bol diye....still more in list...18 vacancies.ab unki baari hai jinhone abhi tak muh nahin khola....Kuchh to bolo...muhn kholo...

Aur haan..seemaji....Chai mein peeta nahin...by training..am a dairy technologist (voh alag baat hai ki aajkal Supply Chain/IT Consulting kar rha hoon...yeh zindagi bhi kya kya dikhati hai :) isliye...doodh dahi...mein jyada vishwash hai...

toh ...aapko..chai pe nahin Sheet-Chaas pe bulawa hai....;)
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anything...but with you mum and dad...lol

and you didn't comment on de beers? that will only help me decide the future course. lolllllllll
 
oye . grrrrrrr

vikasgulia said:
I was eagerly waiting for Shwetaji to jump in..finally she did.....I have a crush on her as well...........Kitni samjhdari waali:eek:..pyaari -2 :rolleyes::rolleyes: baatein karti hain shweta ji..in all her threads..........

Toh shweta ji..finally I have 2 members in my 20-20 team ....You & Seema ji

Choose your positions..who would like to play which role...batsman..or bowlers.....I request...please avoid bowling me out or hitting a six on me...the supposedly, self proclaimed captain of the 20-20...;)

Bhaiyyo, maine toh do crush bol diye....still more in list...18 vacancies.ab unki baari hai jinhone abhi tak muh nahin khola....Kuchh to bolo...muhn kholo...

Aur haan..seemaji....Chai mein peeta nahin...by training..am a dairy technologist (voh alag baat hai ki aajkal Supply Chain/IT Consulting kar rha hoon...yeh zindagi bhi kya kya dikhati hai :) isliye...doodh dahi...mein jyada vishwash hai...

toh ...aapko..chai pe nahin Sheet-Chaas pe bulawa hai....;)
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Tere doosre member pai rola pai jaaga ... Bhai Vaccancy rikth ker de yah toh pher tai !!:mad::mad::mad::mad:
 
seemasindhu said:
anything...but with you mum and dad...lol

and you didn't comment on de beers? that will only help me decide the future course. lolllllllll
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20 de beers toh thoda dikkat wali baat hogi.....haan 20 KF beers ke liye taiyaar hoon courtsey cool jat...the umpire & sponsor ;):D...llloll..

Aur dreamer bhai!!!!..

Mein abhi bhi tumhare saath hoon....

Dreamer aage badho..aur bol dalo.apana crush hum tumhare sath hain...
 
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