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Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 ​
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Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
 
Iss saudey ka hum nai EXAM dena sai k? Kayi bai padh liya....yo sabki mail mai chakkri kattey sai:o:p arr iss THREAD ki 100 post hum nuay kar dengey....tu nyu boring sauda manna cheppe...Bibbeke n Viv;)
vivekdh said:
Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 ​
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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vivekdh said:
Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 ​
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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Viv aap kyaa ki tension le re ho...thode din dattjao yaa wife aali tension aapki bi howegi thode din paache....:D:D:p:p
 
vivekdh said:
Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 ​
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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bhai kyon saal bhar puraani mail te entertain kare hai jannu news channel aale repeat telecast karte ho
 
1 be or pad lo itne pyar te copy paste kara tha,,
100 kaa ke chakker hai 100 hoye pachhe ke kamme nayri baat ho jaygi issi choti baat main naa socha karu naa kara karu :p


sunitahooda said:
Iss saudey ka hum nai EXAM dena sai k? Kayi bai padh liya....yo sabki mail mai chakkri kattey sai:o:p arr iss THREAD ki 100 post hum nuay kar dengey....tu nyu boring sauda manna cheppe...Bibbeke n Viv;)
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hahahahahaha....tu bi dil pai lenn laagya tai hum k kareingey....manne sochi teri tolerance power jabardast sai....:) ibb tai hum 111 kareingey chahe baat chhoti ho ya baddi:p
vivekdh said:
1 be or pad lo itne pyar te copy paste kara tha,,
100 kaa ke chakker hai 100 hoye pachhe ke kamme nayri baat ho jaygi issi choti baat main naa socha karu naa kara karu :p
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fer ker di naa choti baat apne, manne to sochi thi nu kahe pachhe aap josh me aake 501 ki to kahoge per so to chori naa bina mol tol kare kamme naa karo :D:D:p theek se naa apki naa meri 151 to ker hi do :D:D


sunitahooda said:
hahahahahaha....tu bi dil pai lenn laagya tai hum k kareingey....manne sochi teri tolerance power jabardast sai....:) ibb tai hum 111 kareingey chahe baat chhoti ho ya baddi:p
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Rathee tu jarur iski paidd mai piadd maariye....:D
Arr Vivek hum tai 501 ek kar denget....tu itna copy/paste stuff kitt kai lyavega....ottna tai humnaiye paddega:o arr baddi-baddi baatan mai ek-aadh chhoti likad aaya kare mai ke feeta le kai naappu suu:p;)
rathee.sandeep said:
aapne krdi naa chhoti baat sunitaji eeb
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vivekdh said:
fer ker di naa choti baat apne, manne to sochi thi nu kahe pachhe aap josh me aake 501 ki to kahoge per so to chori naa bina mol tol kare kamme naa karo :D:D:p theek se naa apki naa meri 151 to ker hi do :D:D
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vivekdh said:
fer ker di naa choti baat apne, manne to sochi thi nu kahe pachhe aap josh me aake 501 ki to kahoge per so to chori naa bina mol tol kare kamme naa karo :D:D:p theek se naa apki naa meri 151 to ker hi do :D:D
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issi ke sunitaji paindde baasan beche se
ek naa teri naa meri
2 baroli gihuaa me ek paindaa de de
 
vivekdh said:
Girlfriend 5.0 to W i fe 1.0 ​
J


Dear Tech Support Team:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.

I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,
"A Troubled User"


REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support ...
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WAA bhi DHANKAR SAAb maan ge.........kasauti KNOWLEDGE aur EXPERIENCE le reha hai bhai chooriya ki........

ibb nu bata de aap kis satage per hoo....friend....good friend....best friend....best of best friend ....boy friend ....or u have installed the W i fe 1.0.....


 
bhai 1 stage or hoya kare hai jo battani bhul gaya main

nare sawad leniya : ye meri terha ke insaan hote hain jinko aksar sabhi stages me rakh ke dekha jaa sakta hai lekin ye insaan khabi bhi serious nahi hote stages ke liye or sawad lete rehta hain :D
or 1 din achanak unke ghar wale W i fe 1.0..... install ker dete hain.
bhai main bhi iss wife 1.0 te darra baitha hu ki bera naa kad ghar aale install ker denge :D


vikassheokand said:
WAA bhi DHANKAR SAAb maan ge.........kasauti KNOWLEDGE aur EXPERIENCE le reha hai bhai chooriya ki........

ibb nu bata de aap kis satage per hoo....friend....good friend....best friend....best of best friend ....boy friend ....or u have installed the W i fe 1.0.....
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vivekdh said:
bhai 1 stage or hoya kare hai jo battani bhul gaya main

nare sawad leniya : ye meri terha ke insaan hote hain jinko aksar sabhi stages me rakh ke dekha jaa sakta hai lekin ye insaan khabi bhi serious nahi hote stages ke liye or sawad lete rehta hain :D
or 1 din achanak unke ghar wale W i fe 1.0..... install ker dete hain.
bhai main bhi iss wife 1.0 te darra baitha hu ki bera naa kad ghar aale install ker denge :D
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Bhai door bathee ke swaad liye jaya kare??????????;)
we have to be in some stage.....

baaki tera bera na.....

DONT MIN...........
 
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