Funny abbereviations

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Jat - Just As Tigers
So
Jat - Just Avoid Them

In Class -
Mbbs - Members Of Back Benchers Society

Or Apki Beer Banane Ki Koshih Ki Hai,

Beer - Boring Eager Erotic Rascle

Indian - Intelligent Notorious Dashing Impressive Adorable . Nationals :d
 
Funny Abbreviations

Brought back from the Archives ... :)
Like to share few more ..

NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
 
DEAR JAT BROTHERS & SISTERS,

TOO MANY MORE :-

1) M.A.B.F. MEANS :- MATRIC ATTEND BUT FAILED.

2) LOVE MEANS:-
L = LAKE OF CONFIDENCE
O = OCEAN OF TEARS
V = VALLEY OF DEATH
E = END OF LIFE.

3) WIFE MEANS :-
W = WONDERFUL
I = INSTRUMENT
F = FOR
E = ENTERTAINMENT.

regards

Rajpal Dular
 
MDU Rohtak

Mera Department Ultimate Rolla Or Har Tarf Aavaj Kutto or kutto :)
 
how can u forget this

PHD...Passed HigherSecondary with Difficulty :D:D:D

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do i need to mention about..

JAPAN
CAPSTAN and its opposite !!!
USA
MCD
NDMC

guess ppl r intelligent enuf to understand tht :p:p:p
 
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CADComputer aided Desaster
IBMI buy Macintosh
ISDNIncompatible shitty digital nonsens
JAVAJust another vague acronym
NASANeed another seven astronauts
 
JBT - Jhotta Buggi Training
PWD - Pishaab Wala Dibba
FOSLA - Frustrated One Sided Lovers Association
PHED - Pher Haandi e Dhowoge
JAT - Jamaai Aaagya Tehrega
KUK - Kutte ur Kameene
 
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