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schikara
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
Sanjay : "I passed your house yesterday."
Anil : "Thanks I appreciate it."
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."
There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
"I heard you missed school yesterday."
"Not a bit."
"I gotta 'A' in spelling."
"You dope! There isn't any 'A' in spelling."
My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe.
I have no objections - I let her talk.
Broken guitar for sale - no strings attached.
But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Oh yea? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
Sanjay : "I passed your house yesterday."
Anil : "Thanks I appreciate it."
It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the handwriting for it.
Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."
There are two kinds of secrets : one is not worth keeping and the other is too good to keep.
"I heard you missed school yesterday."
"Not a bit."
"I gotta 'A' in spelling."
"You dope! There isn't any 'A' in spelling."
My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe.
I have no objections - I let her talk.
Broken guitar for sale - no strings attached.
But I don't have an "any key" on my computer!
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Oh yea? If you're so smart, why don't I understand you?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?