aaj didar , kal yaar
parson pyaar , phir ekrar
fir intezar , phir takrar fir darar
" sari mehnat bekar..."
3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching tv...
another playing football and the
third one was caught reading this txt message
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
when he cancels a date it is bcoz he has to,
when she cancels a date it is bcoz she has two.
" HoW tO iRriTaTe SoMe OnE "
Call an unknown phone number and ask, "Munna hai kya?"
{Whoever picks up the phone} will say, " No wrong number".
Again call after five-min, "Munna hai kya?"
She will reasonably be annoyed and say, "No this is wrong number".
Again call, "Munna aa gaya kya?"
She will say, "Aap ka dimaagh kharaab hai kya?! Kiyun peechhay paray ho?!"
Again call after five-min, " Munna ko phone dena."
She will cry with all ‘gaaleees’.
Then you just drop the phone.
Call after another five-min, "Main Munna bol raha hoon, mera koi
phone to nahi aya na..
Galileo: Great mind.
Einstein: Genius Mind
Newton: Extraordinary Mind.
Bill Gates: Brilliant Mind.
ME: Master mind.
You: Never Mind.
Gud person: Its YOU
Gud friend: Its U again
Gud Heart: That's You !
God Will" Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh.....
hold it. Its too much 4 u.......Now its ME.
Which letters R* Cute* ?
A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ans: Don't tell it to anyone ok?
'U' and 'I'.
