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[dalal_ravi]

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof,
> roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof,
> woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U
> r a good dog. Now stop barking

Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked
> 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I
> asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world
> peace"


Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har
> Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se
> Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho
> Gaya !!!


1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME
> laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME
> holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a
> MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.


Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa
> hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai
> kya".


Friendship is like peeing in ur pants, everyone can
> see it but only you can feel it's warmth.



This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds.
> 5.... 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... Error : No Brain
> Detected !!

 

[deepakdahiya]

hello ravi ji...


bhai saab ye isshe isshe badhiya badhiya cheje kit te lao so......


nare e chale pad rakhe se..

kae te ghane e kasute he.........




____Deepak Dahiya____
******Jai Mata Di******

 

[dalal_ravi]

chalo bhai,
der main hi shi, kise n t badiya lage
danvad dahiya shab, ise t ganeye s.
par kise badiya na lage ja tae mane aur na chapeye

 

[deepakdahiya]

Jai Mata Di,
Ravi ji

bhai saab aap post chapne start to karo.......Hum He Na.....

Aishe baat nahi he ke keshi ko pasand nahi aaye ....

kai bar naye post aane se purani post thoda neche chale jate he......or ho sakta he isleye koi reply nahi de paya.....


waiting 4 more funny funny post from u............we all jatlander's


bhaiyo ravi ji thode gussa he ke keshi ne unke post ka reply nahi diya...

to bhaiyo soch kya rahe ho .....[COLOR=Blue]#####[/COLOR] ruthe yaar ko manale soneya
..........................................##### ke rab aape man javega




____Deepak Dahiya____
*****Jai Mata Di*****

chalo bhai,
der main hi shi, kise n t badiya lage
danvad dahiya shab, ise t ganeye s.
par kise badiya na lage ja tae mane aur na chapeye

 

[deepakdahiya]

thek keh rahe ho ravi bahi saab ...

lage se kesene yo funny funny laga e nahi......


laage he mahre jatland ke bhai ghane busy hoge




____Deepak Dahiya____
*****Jai Mata Di*****

 

[jasbirhooda]

nice

chalo bhai,
der main hi shi, kise n t badiya lage
danvad dahiya shab, ise t ganeye s.
par kise badiya na lage ja tae mane aur na chapeye

seriously ravi bhai , if i were to rank this post i will give it 2 nd rank. first one is for " Astronomer in Rohtak village "
Main bahut lazy hoon yaar jo cheej bahut acchhi lagti hai uska hi answer deta hoon.

 

[sumitchahar]

good one

bhai sahab baat isi sai ak chutkule to ghane andi the tai bhai sahab ise ise tai post kar e diya karo kyunki bhai sahab main tai ibe jatland ka member banya sun tai manne tai ye ghane kasute lage maje aage.hum sub aur ise ise chutkulan ki baat dekhan laag re sain.
jai mata ki
sumit