Gaam ki baat

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avesh said:
thats good if ur not bothered my personnel life i am happy to hear that so no more comments my this now ok:rock
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Kye keh hai.... kehna ke chah rya tha tu... :D Kyu dukh paan lagre hai Hindi maie bol de samaj maie awe hai mere :cool:

avesh said:
talla kisliye jit bhai there is nothing vagular in this joke. IF people creating scene on this Joke that i cant do any on this matter. saying by one or two person tha doesnt mean its vagular .
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Jit bhai yo angrez kyo kehn lagre hai..suni dikha.. :D Mere to kuch palle na pada yaar..:( is angrez ne bol ki koni awe iti angrezi..koi hindi ya haryanvi maie hi likh de.

yeh oxford ala bi kade kade khule chod de hai in janwaro ko :D
 
hello oo chore anpi jubaan nai kabu mai rakj samja jab tere tai kah di kime dikkat ho to nue bata de kaam kaam kyu muh laag hai mere . jai tane joke pasand nahi hai to chup chap claa ja hadde tai kaha hero banan ki jarurat koni ok
 
Dude u better disappear nw!!!


avesh said:
hello oo chore anpi jubaan nai kabu mai rakj samja jab tere tai kah di kime dikkat ho to nue bata de kaam kaam kyu muh laag hai mere . jai tane joke pasand nahi hai to chup chap claa ja hadde tai kaha hero banan ki jarurat koni ok
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Why should I disappear tel me bhai. mane koi galat baat nahi ki hai ur frnd Mukesh using all abuse Language not me. Agar usse joke pasnad nahi hai he should be disappear . Aur jiske baare me nahi likha wo kuch nahi bola. yeh kyo hero ban raha hai bich mey
 
avesh said:
hello oo chore anpi jubaan nai kabu mai rakj samja jab tere tai kah di kime dikkat ho to nue bata de kaam kaam kyu muh laag hai mere . jai tane joke pasand nahi hai to chup chap claa ja hadde tai kaha hero banan ki jarurat koni ok
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acha tu thodi der pehli upar angrezi maie yaa baat kehna cha rya tha.. acha samaj maie agi..pehli hi bal jyta..likh deta hindi maie hi..iti baat hi koni chalti..:D

chal ab pare n mar.. Hawa aan de... hurrr side kick...
 
still ur using abuse language this shows ki app ne kitna manner sikhe hai that mean tu ghar par bi yeh hi language. yeh harkate low class logo ki nisani hai . hahah



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I am sorry that m late on this thread. Was busy with work and just now opened JL. But comments mast aaye hai... hahaha ... great ...
MY comments go like this......
 
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avesh said:
Ek baar bhai pados main aayee ek nayee bahu tai mazaak karan ek chora hukka bharan ka bahana banaa ke roz aa jaawe tha. Kuch dina ke baad bahu apne pihar chaali gayee ar us chore nai beraa nahi tha, wo chilam leke pahunch gya, ar inghe-unghe nai dekh kai budhiya tai bola : Taii AAG Sai??

Taii boli : Beta ! AAG tai kaal Baara aali gaadi main chali gyaee.:boxing
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Now, just tell me iss laal lines ka kya matlab hai ... 1 banda bhi iska shudh explanation de do .. this is what i call hidden vulgarity.

poonam said:
hahaha.....:D..all your jokes are too good.....hilarious....


And DK: will disagree with ya.....there is nothing vulgar I guess, just depends on your perspective..(ghani stretch kar li imagination..hehehe) ....thodi saaf suthri nazaro se dekho....:p
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Well, Poonam ji u r a senior member and gud frnd(virtual hi sahi) too... so i don want to comment... the thing is u enjoyed the joke or what i call s hit. Assume u got a daughter and she is 18, wud u like to narrate this to her if she can understand its meaning ??? Or could ur(general) father narrate this to u ??? ... nahi naa ... same with me... I don have any intentions here but juss to tell u what i felt. Aage aap khudh samjhdaar hai.

avesh said:
Bhai mane to lagta nahi ki mai koi vulgarity hai ib soch ki baat sai mai usmai kuch nahi kar sakta tera ghara to wo agg(what do mean by wo aag ... u urself accepted that aag ka matlab kya hai ) len gaya nahi tu kyo itna naraz ho raha hai
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Arrai mere dost ek baar mere ghar aaja ... katti saari aag bujhaa dungaaa ... seelaaa ho jyaa ga kattiiiiiii ... Ek movie aayi thi ... Anaconda... hahaha .... samjh gya rai kaatadu ke aur samjhaaun.

raka said:
hahahahahahha................avesh mane bi yahe lage s ak wo chhora roj iss DK k a chilam bharan jaya karda jibe yo naraj ho reha sain.bhai DK kyo naraj howe s kah deyange uss chhore n aage ta wo trrey koni jaa gaa.DK bhai bura na maniye majak ki baat sain.......
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bhai tu kyu seeng bhida hai ... arr jee karta hoo tai bata de .. mein matama budh toh hoon nahiiiiii ... aadai bhi maada bohad likh dunga ... bata de dost jee kar rehya hoo tai teri bhi aag si bujha doon... bhai bura naa maaniye .... majjak karun tha

prashantacmet said:
kaha hai yeh DK !! urfffff Prem chopra :p;) (Hum wo hai jo seesse se pathher ko fodte hai)....lage de AAG merre bette avesh ke pazamme main:tamatar:rock:rock
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arrai rokkaaaaa tai maar deeeeeeee daangaarrrrrrr

avesh said:
plz it better not to give any kind of suggestion. I know about my think and its level so u donn have to worry about that. You just concentrate on Ur career not on others matter.:)
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Mukesh, bhai career par dhyaan de... others ke matter suljhaan tahi iss other ka phupha bahuteraa haiiiiii ... hahahaa
 
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mukeshkumar007 said:
Its gud that u know the level of ur thinking, because it will be easy for you to improve over it. Btw I’m lest bothered what u do in ur personal life but while writing anything in public form u should refrain from making an personal comment on other fellow member…

If DK had written something similar to you, how would you have felt.

So thodi sharam kar le.. aur soch ke likha kar.. pehli class ka tabar maie bi samaj huwe hai itni to..
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Bhai Mukesh chinta naa kar .. mein mahatma budh naa hoon .. arr ek aur thread mein likha tha makka mein issi dictionary ki Phd kar raha hoon ... woh tai madda sa late ho gya aade aan ne ... isse bobbat ke pauuve nai tai meri jhaadiyan(shall i explain) pai latkaaye kaahya karun ...

nishantrathi82 said:
Arre mere bhaiyo laadooo na re iss joke ko joke hee rehne do yaaro. So smileeeeeee not fight......................:rock
Waise joke accha tha avesh bhai
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Hope, u can tell this joke in front of ur parents. if not then conder ur parents and yongers all are accessing this site and u r pouring this joke for everyone.


avesh said:
thats good if ur not bothered my personnel life i am happy to hear that so no more comments my this now ok:rock
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Arr tera yo phupha kitt jaa ga rai jhakoiiiiiiiiii ??? Teri personnel life ki issi tissi karaniya mere putar.


avesh said:
hello oo chore anpi jubaan nai kabu mai rakj samja jab tere tai kah di kime dikkat ho to nue bata de kaam kaam kyu muh laag hai mere . :confused::eek: ai tane joke pasand nahi hai to chup chap claa ja hadde tai kaha hero banan ki jarurat koni ok
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avesh said:
nahi mai to nahi bagta jab kuch karae nahi or u plz mind ur own business
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aarai Mukesh tere business bhi chaalein hai ke ??? Mere tai tanne kahi thi ek tu naukari kare hai ;):rolleyes:
 
avesh said:
still ur using abuse language this shows ki app ne kitna manner sikhe hai that mean tu ghar par bi yeh hi language. yeh harkate low class logo ki nisani hai . hahah

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Mere bhole mohan pyaare jo kuch nahi samjhte ... aaj ghar jaakar mom/dad se poochan ki ye AAG kya hoti hai reeeeeeeeeeeee :D ... kyunki aapki language toh bilkul shud aur shaaleenta se bharpoor hai...

Waise, Aag thandi hoyi ke madda sa aur chahiye ?????? par kyaaaa ????
 
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ritu said:
is gam ki baat ka to eb batangad ban liya
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Pehli baat tai baat hi gaam ki .. arr usmein bhi doosre ki lugaai ki arr uspar AAG ki baat ... Batangad tai ban na hi tha ... par ibb tai AAG ka matlab sun kai maanenge... Makka ya AAG 12 aali gaadi tai jaa kyukar hai ???

To Kaatada: Arrai ohh AAG ke gulam... tu aaga Banglaore seeli karan ke mein aaun Dilli ??? Meri baat dekhta hoo toh tame laagega ... Actoobar(Oct) mein aavega tera phupha... jab karwaa liye seeli ... maadi haan datt ja jab tahiiii
 
anilsinghd said:
Perfect examples of groupism!

And double standards.
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Group to sadiyon se bante aaye hai mere dost ... aur Jatland kya hai ???
Jat kya hai ? Indian kya hai ? Asian kya hai ? Sabhi apne apne tarah ke groups hi toh hai ... kyu nahi hai kya ?

waise suna hai unity is strength ... and unity group se hi aati hai.

Double standard ... well insaan ko 1 standard nahi milta ... yaha toh 2 2 .. great ... iss se baddi baat kya hogi ... ooppsss i shud not mock of IITians ...

Juss kiddin dost ... don mind (perfect clause to escape ;))

Arrai bhai kitne saare resrevation, poors ki help arr phalana dhikada threads hai ... tere kesse vidvaan aadmi ne udde jaakar likhna chahiye ... kyu aade apni bhi jubaan kharab kare hai arr mhaari bhi aur phaaltu( ghaniye ho rahi hai pehlya tai) kharab karaave hai.

Area of a square = a * a
Area of rectangle = a * b
Area of traingle = 1/2 L * b


Dekha manne bhi aave hai matheeematicsss.

Bhai juss kidding .. dil par matt lena ... aise hi majjak ka mood tha ... sorry if hurt u.
 
dkumars said:
Now, just tell me iss laal lines ka kya matlab hai ... 1 banda bhi iska shudh explanation de do .. this is what i call hidden vulgarity.



Well, Poonam ji u r a senior member and gud frnd(virtual hi sahi) too... so i don want to comment... the thing is u enjoyed the joke or what i call s hit. Assume u got a daughter and she is 18, wud u like to narrate this to her if she can understand its meaning ??? Or could ur(general) father narrate this to u ??? ... nahi naa ... same with me... I don have any intentions here but juss to tell u what i felt. Aage aap khudh samjhdaar hai.


Arrai mere dost ek baar mere ghar aaja ... katti saari aag bujhaa dungaaa ... seelaaa ho jyaa ga kattiiiiiii ... Ek movie aayi thi ... Anaconda... hahaha .... samjh gya rai kaatadu ke aur samjhaaun.



bhai tu kyu seeng bhida hai ... arr jee karta hoo tai bata de .. mein matama budh toh hoon nahiiiiii ... aadai bhi maada bohad likh dunga ... bata de dost jee kar rehya hoo tai teri bhi aag si bujha doon... bhai bura naa maaniye .... majjak karun tha


arrai rokkaaaaa tai maar deeeeeeee daangaarrrrrrr



Mukesh, bhai career par dhyaan de... others ke matter suljhaan tahi iss other ka phupha bahuteraa haiiiiii ... hahahaa
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u tooo DK!!!!!!;):p............ i have an interesting link for u ......http://www.jatland.com/forums/showthread.php?p=173894#post173894

plz refer to post no. 2 ,U will spot ur answer..........now take a chill :rock:rockpill....DK U are a hypocrite indeed...i never expected it from u;):p............ .. my heart is burning......
 
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aur bhai "DK' k baat aaj badde majakiya mood ho reha s chhore. k baat aag silli ho gai k.................
 
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