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rkumar said:
Without any prejudice to various view points expressed in favour and gainst the post and then the concerns as to female members would react etc..may I draw the attention of hon'ble members to the khalnayak song " Choli ke peeche kiya hai..." ? Be honest how many of you switch off your radio or TV set when that song is played ? Do't tell me that Dil is the only organ under the Choli...

RK^2

Its very sad that a senior member like you have posted the above text.
This certainly would add to their (those who write dirty)confidence.
Let's wait and watch how many days it takes to turn into a porn (atleast literature) site.

~$umit
 
sumitsehrawat said:
Its very sad that a senior member like you have posted the above text.
This certainly would add to their (those who write dirty)confidence.
Let's wait and watch how many days it takes to turn into a porn (atleast literature) site.

~$umit

Well if my above post is an indication towards turing the site into porno, blame should go to Subhash ghai, India film censor board and all the Indian TV chennels...Also I would ask some of you ,the keepers of India moral, to come in streets and revolt againts all such things which are happening in society..If you consider that posting something, which is happening in society everyday is sad, then all I can say is that I call this double standard...
Last, would you please enlighten me as to what should a so called senior member should post and not post on a site like this?

RK^2
 
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Chacha Ram Ram :)

Makka Balaaka ke swaad le sain...:)....I like your shiyari , Love of liquor aur haa Ladkiya main kutch jaada interest...!!

Chalo koyi baat na.....!!

Aapka bhatija

rkumar said:
Without any prejudice to various view points expressed in favour and gainst the post and then the concerns as to female members would react etc..may I draw the attention of hon'ble members to the khalnayak song " Choli ke peeche kiya hai..." ? Be honest how many of you switch off your radio or TV set when that song is played ? Do't tell me that Dil is the only organ under the Choli...

RK^2
 
ssgrewal said:
Chacha Ram Ram :)

Makka Balaaka ke swaad le sain...:)....I like your shiyari , Love of liquor aur haa Ladkiya main kutch jaada interest...!!

Chalo koyi baat na.....!!

Aapka bhatija

lagta hai I am going to be the second most famous Chaacha very soon after Chaacha Nehru..LOL... Shukriya Bhateeje...

RK^2
 
rkumar said:
lagta hai I am going to be the second most famous Chaacha very soon after Chaacha Nehru..LOL... Shukriya Bhateeje...

RK^2

SIR

WHY CHACHA NEHRU U R OUR CHACHA CHAUDHARY
 
rkumar said:
Well if my above post is an indication towards turing the site into porno, blame should go to Subhash ghai, India film censor board and all the Indian TV chennels...Also I would ask some of you ,the keepers of India moral, to come in streets and revolt againts all such things which are happening in society..If you consider that posting something, which is happening in society everyday is sad, then all I can say is that I call this double standard...
Last, would you please enlighten me as to what should a so called senior member should post and not post on a site like this?

RK^2

Chaachaji Raam Raam,

How easy it is to turn aside allegations on one to someother entity (individual, any board, media, etc) especially when the new target is not there to reply. Please dont mistake me I am not speaking in their favor....its just that I was expecting a straight answer from you, Sir. But unfortunately you fired from somebody's behind.

I wish I could, at this time in my life, at 23, do what you said in your second statement. Maybe this would seem to you as if I am making some excuse, but trust me when I say that due to some unavoidable circumstances (would not like to share though.....too personal) I am just not able to make it happen. I hope, continuing with the same enthusiasm, I would, one day, involve myself into such activities. Aapka aashirwaad chahiye bas :-)).

Regarding the "double standards" I would say that different people (m talking of people from everywhere) have different perceptions. I am happy that you expressed yourself. At the same time, I am afraid, I dont (just cannot) agree with 'this' damaging accusation you've put on me, my character.

Who am I to enlighten you Sir, you are very senior to me and I respect the age difference. I accept the experience advantage you have on me. I am not retreating behind any wall of excuses with my acceptance though.

Please don't take (I am sure you wouldn't be) it as a verbal attack on you. I respect and would continue doing so, and highly appreciate your contibution to the society. Maybe you could lead from front in this domain also. Probably you (or atleast your sayings) could, knowingly or unknowingly, preach many....give them a lesson on life. Life ??

$umit
 
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sumitsehrawat said:
Chaachaji Raam Raam,

How easy it is to turn aside allegations on one to someother entity (individual, any board, media, etc) especially when the new target is not there to reply. Please dont mistake me I am not speaking in their favor....its just that I was expecting a straight answer from you, Sir. But unfortunately you fired from somebody's behind.

I wish I could, at this time in my life, at 23, do what you said in your second statement. Maybe this would seem to you as if I am making some excuse, but trust me when I say that due to some unavoidable circumstances (would not like to share though.....too personal) I am just not able to make it happen. I hope, continuing with the same enthusiasm, I would, one day, involve myself into such activities. Aapka aashirwaad chahiye bas :-)).

Regarding the "double standards" I would say that different people (m talking of people from everywhere) have different perceptions. I am happy that you expressed yourself. At the same time, I am afraid, I dont (just cannot) agree with 'this' damaging accusation you've put on me, my character.

Who am I to enlighten you Sir, you are very senior to me and I respect the age difference. I accept the experience advantage you have on me. I am not retreating behind any wall of excuses with my acceptance though.

Please don't take (I am sure you wouldn't be) it as a verbal attack on you. I respect and would continue doing so, and highly appreciate your contibution to the society. Maybe you could lead from front in this domain also. Probably you (or atleast your sayings) could, knowingly or unknowingly, preach many....give them a lesson on life. Life ??

$umit

Jeeta reh Bhateeje.

1. First of all, you did not raise any question in your response. Please read your that post once again. You just felt sad at the behavour of a senior person like me. In the absence of any staright question, there could not be any straight answer.

2. Age has become a sort of shield for youger generation which they use both ways. They are always too young to do anything and we are always too old to express our views openly and clearly. Do I have to remind you that;
a. you are already 10 years older than Akbar the great when he took over the rule of India.
2. You are 7 years older than Abhimanyu when he took arms against the mighty Kauravas
3. You are just 5 years short of CV Raman when he got noble prize.

Please stop using this age shield....be like a true Arjun and fire your rightful arrows at the Bhishma on the otherside...if you have to..

Trust me once again, enlightenment has nothing to to with age. Most of the enlightened people in history were very young..Enlightenment rarely comes at an old age my young friend....wo purani kahawat nahi suni kiya sathiyana wali...LOL...I have just few year left to reach that point...LOL..

RK^2
 
rkumar said:
Jeeta reh Bhateeje.

1. First of all, you did not raise any question in your response. Please read your that post once again. You just felt sad at the behavour of a senior person like me. In the absence of any staright question, there could not be any straight answer.

2. Age has become a sort of shield for youger generation which they use both ways. They are always too young to do anything and we are always too old to express our views openly and clearly. Do I have to remind you that;
a. you are already 10 years older than Akbar the great when he took over the rule of India.
2. You are 7 years older than Abhimanyu when he took arms against the mighty Kauravas
3. You are just 5 years short of CV Raman when he got noble prize.

Please stop using this age shield....be like a true Arjun and fire your rightful arrows at the Bhishma on the otherside...if you have to..

Trust me once again, enlightenment has nothing to to with age. Most of the enlightened people in history were very young..Enlightenment rarely comes at an old age my young friend....wo purani kahawat nahi suni kiya sathiyana wali...LOL...I have just few year left to reach that point...LOL..

RK^2

'gain...

1. I agree I did not raise any question. But, tell me seriously, wasn't my posting searched for a hidden question?? I think it was and you succeeded in it and replied. Implied judgement, I guess.

2. Age factor was never used as a shield. Sadly, you took it the other way.
Thanks for the reminders but we have had many (m not good at counting, neither I have sharp memory) Presidents, PMs, Kings, world leaders at/nearby your age.

I am sorry but I just cannot be Arjun. Had I been at Arjuna's place I would have never ever fought, not the war, but, against my famliy, my gurus. Let me put it very frankly...I cannot see injustice happening in front of me, but when it comes to family matters then, whatever u may call it, I put aside all rules and laws. Nothing comes to my mind except for consideration towards my family members. It doesn't really matter whether it some God or any demon explaining me. Nothing works Sir. Age (a shield, as u called it) to me comes next to my family. So, I guess, the Arjun-Bhishma battle is answered.

If you have reached a conclusion that I am living in dark or some old-age, then I would say that I was/am n would always (atleast like to....cannot say of what time comes next) be happy to live with these values and principles.

Enlightenment, has *everything* to do with old age. Its just that you escaped another altercation (too strong a word, i guess) by shouldering it on to me. I wish I could accept it. :-((

...not Laughing Out Loud !!

$umit
 
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Doctoree ( Radiographer) ke Naam ka Galat Paryog

Abey ye kaisa dactar Abey logooon kahye ki baat dekhoo tum

hamarey UP main iingheey ko to patthar tika ke chaanddaa mangaan wale bhot gummhey hain, pehley bhi ghoomey or aaj bhi aisey hi ghoom rahey Mouko aisa hi dekhey yo to

aisey radiographer kahey ka elaaz karey, Laggey nira jelly hi lagawaey

iski postun padh ko to aisa hi lagey juonko nira Pettocoat ka hi irada


rkumar said:
Without any prejudice to various view points expressed in favour and gainst the post and then the concerns as to female members would react etc..may I draw the attention of hon'ble members to the khalnayak song " Choli ke peeche kiya hai..." ? Be honest how many of you switch off your radio or TV set when that song is played ? Do't tell me that Dil is the only organ under the Choli...

RK^2
 
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deeprana said:
Abey ye kaisa dactar Abey logooon kahye ki baat dekhoo tum

hamarey UP main iingheey ko to patthar tika ke chaanddaa mangaan wale bhot gummhey hain, pehley bhi ghoomey or aaj bhi aisey hi ghoom rahey Mouko aisa hi dekhey yo to

aisey radiographer kahey ka elaaz karey, Laggey nira jelly hi lagawaey

iski postun padh ko to aisa hi lagey juonko nira Pettocoat ka hi irada


... ... Bhale aadmi yeh sab likhne se pehle kam se kam us din ki intzaar hi kar leta jab mai tere se ya kisi aur se chanda mangne aata... aur fir agar tujhe yeh likhna hi thaa to cancer hospital wale thread me likhta...

RK^2
 
Dear Deepak,

Yeh kya tarika hai bado se baat karne ka ? Personal attack, that too out of context, is a manifestation of some personal grudge on your part against a respected member of the community, who has never said anything unbecoming against anyone. Incidently, aapne ya aapke gaon walon ne kitna chanda diya ? By using this vulgar language, what you are trying to prove ? Yeh hamari community ki badnasibi hai ki kuchh log khud to karne ki himmat aur kabliyat nahin rakhte aur agar koi community ki bhalai sochta hai usko badnaam karne ko samaaj seva samajhte hain. Sorry, Rajendraji, rahon mein kante bhi hote hai par unke dar se koi manjilon ki taraf badhna to nahin chhod deta.

deeprana said:
Abey ye kaisa dactar Abey logooon kahye ki baat dekhoo tum

hamarey UP main iingheey ko to patthar tika ke chaanddaa mangaan wale bhot gummhey hain, pehley bhi ghoomey or aaj bhi aisey hi ghoom rahey Mouko aisa hi dekhey yo to

aisey radiographer kahey ka elaaz karey, Laggey nira jelly hi lagawaey

iski postun padh ko to aisa hi lagey juonko nira Pettocoat ka hi irada
 
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There are a number of jokes has been made up on hindu gods but they are just for fun and if there is any joke on gadhi ji without prejudice it is right.
at taht time when gandhiji was in freedom movement a number of caricature published in newspapers on gandhiji as one of senior member told me in past.
its okay for fun and I dont have any reservation on that.
 
deeprana said:
Abey ye kaisa dactar Abey logooon kahye ki baat dekhoo tum

hamarey UP main iingheey ko to patthar tika ke chaanddaa mangaan wale bhot gummhey hain, pehley bhi ghoomey or aaj bhi aisey hi ghoom rahey Mouko aisa hi dekhey yo to

aisey radiographer kahey ka elaaz karey, Laggey nira jelly hi lagawaey

iski postun padh ko to aisa hi lagey juonko nira Pettocoat ka hi irada


Oooooo Deepak,

rey chorey yo kon sa tareeka sai baat karan ka?????? ar agar tu nu sochan laag rahya sai ke main teri himaayat lunga tai I am sorry...

issi issi bakwaaad likhan tai pehlam kimmai soch tai le kar. These things would not be tolerated at any cost. Keep a check on ur tongue Deepak.

Rajendraji, I sincerely apologize, if this (in any way) has happened because of me.

I rest my case.

~$umit
 
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sumitsehrawat said:
Oooooo Deepak,

rey chorey yo kon sa tareeka sai baat karan ka?????? ar agar tu nu sochan laag rahya sai ke main teri himaayat lunga tai I am sorry...

issi issi bakwaaad likhan tai pehlam kimmai soch tai le kar. These things would not be tolerated at any cost. Keep a check on ur tongue Deepak.

Rajendraji, I sincerely apologize, if this (in any way) has happened because of me.

I rest my case.

~$umit

hamare bachon ko agar hum nahi shikhayenge jamane se deal karna, to fir aur kaun sikhayega..Bachon par gussa karne se to baat nahi banegee..kai baar pata nahi log kiya kiya bol jate hain aur baad me khud hi upne galtee ko realise kar lete hain...we must remain engaged at any cost...yeh sab to discussions me chalta rehta hai...

RK^2
 
Coooooooool!!!

You are so cooooool Rajendra Ji


array bhool gayaa - chacha ji!! :)


Aur bhaaiyon (Deepak - padh rahe ho ke nahin?) se nivedan hai ke Gandhi Ji ki dhoti ko jyaadaa naa kheechein, nahi to woh phat sakti hai :D


Shailendra
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-We have learned how to destroy, but not to create; how to waste, but not to build; how to kill men, but not how to save them; how to die, but seldom how to live.
 
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stokas said:
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-We have learned how to destroy, but not to create; how to waste, but not to build; how to kill men, but not how to save them; how to die, but seldom how to live.

good quote.... but i am little confused also

as you have written that "we have learned how to destroy, but not to create" then to what we have destroyed without any creation............
 
Dear Mukesh,

"we have learned how to destroy, but not to create" then to what we have destroyed without any creation............

....means that we are destroying the creations of God.


Shailendra
 
gher liye

tokas ji ibke nai to mukesh nai gher liye aap kati :D

mukesh bhai Logic ka dunda paad rakhya tha :D :D

vaise tokas ji theek kaho so ya dhoti ghani purani bi holi


stokas said:
Dear Mukesh,

"we have learned how to destroy, but not to create" then to what we have destroyed without any creation............

....means that we are destroying the creations of God.


Shailendra
 
Please dont take things to heart , hassi bahut mushkil se milti hei , no problem , with all due respect to Gandhi ji , if it does not go well with some members , lets stop it from now on , though I found it hilarious..
 
Shalender ji ,

I respect your views and they do make some sense except one . Why Gandhi ji be replaced by Devi Lal , the latter might have same respect for someone as Gandhi ji .
The best would be not to name anyone....let it be pure Tau only , the joke was hilarious !!!
 
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