Gandhiji Joke

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God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next. He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!"
 
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Bhai Hamendra dont wanna comment on this..............:rolleyes:
Gandhi is alwayz a delicate issue and mite hurt feelings of some people.;)
and i dont want this thread to take a turn and lead to some complications.
but still to b on liter side for gandhi, yeh to kuch bhi na banni, iste bhi bhundi bann sake thi.........:mad:
as for due to him our country wud not have been here.
Yeh gandhi nehru ne iss desh ki bahut tarakki ki hai:rolleyes: bahut saal and still..............ibbe bhi penda konya chodte manas......mrs Gandhi, rahul gandhi, priyanka gaandhi(vadhera):D:D
 
Ha..ha...ha...ha...ha....ha.....:D :D :D
Wah Hamendra bhai, gajab ki kahi.
But see some stones are coming towards you...:) :rolleyes:
Gandhi topi laga le...:) :p :p

Bachke rahiye...
 
hahaha, nice joke hamendra bhai n very well said kesu!
btw, u know is so called ahimsa ke puzari ki foto us cheej pe laga di jo himsa ka sabse bada karan hai! i hope u got it.....hare hare note bhaiyon!

waise gandhi pure desh ka baap hai, yeh baat kuch hud tak sahi hai, as par kesu bhai eis desh par abhi bhi gandhi family ka hi raaz chalta hai aur chalta rehega :(

anyways,


rock on
Jit
 
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