Ghar walo ki isi tishi ho gayi na te tere to bas me nahi aana tha

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Bhaio ek bar ek Jat ne Shivji ki bahut tapshya ki. Shivji parshan ho ke bola bol bhai ke chahiye. Jat bola bhagwan kuchh nahi chahiye maine to bas yo bata de ke main kyukar marunga. Shivji bolo bhai tere tap(bukhar) chadhega aur Yamraj tere sir ki aur kahade ho ke tere pran le lenge.Jat bola sir ki aur khada hoye bina pran nahi le sakta. Shivji bola na bhai sirf sirhane khada ho ke hi pran le sake se.
Kuchh dina pache us Jat ke tap chadh gaya. Jat ne dekha ke Yamraj bhi khat ke sirhane khada hai.Jab Jat ne Yamraj dekha te uske Shivji ki baat yaad aagyi. Jat jhat de si ne khada ho ke sirhane se dushri aur ho gaya. Yamraj dushri aur aaya to Jat sirhane ki aur ho gaya. Yamraj idhar aata to Jat udhar ho jata aur Yamraj udhar jata to Jat idhar ho jata. Jat ne Yamraj ke pasine lya diye.Jab Jat ke ghar walo ne dekha ke budha to kade idhar aur kade udhar hove se un ne sochi ke isme to bhoot aagaye. Ghar walo ne Jat pakad ke khat pe dab liya aur vo hilan na diya. Yamraj ne uske pran le liye aur le ke chal pada. Yamraj bolo kyo jyada hoshiyar bane ta le liye na tere pran. Jat bolya "VA TO MERE GHAR WALO KI ISI TISHI HO GAYI NA TE TERE BAS ME TO NAHI AANA THA"
 
dahiyask said:
Bhaio ek bar ek Jat ne Shivji ki bahut tapshya ki. Shivji parshan ho ke bola bol bhai ke chahiye. Jat bola bhagwan kuchh nahi chahiye maine to bas yo bata de ke main kyukar marunga. Shivji bolo bhai tere tap(bukhar) chadhega aur Yamraj tere sir ki aur kahade ho ke tere pran le lenge.Jat bola sir ki aur khada hoye bina pran nahi le sakta. Shivji bola na bhai sirf sirhane khada ho ke hi pran le sake se.
Kuchh dina pache us Jat ke tap chadh gaya. Jat ne dekha ke Yamraj bhi khat ke sirhane khada hai.Jab Jat ne Yamraj dekha te uske Shivji ki baat yaad aagyi. Jat jhat de si ne khada ho ke sirhane se dushri aur ho gaya. Yamraj dushri aur aaya to Jat sirhane ki aur ho gaya. Yamraj idhar aata to Jat udhar ho jata aur Yamraj udhar jata to Jat idhar ho jata. Jat ne Yamraj ke pasine lya diye.Jab Jat ke ghar walo ne dekha ke budha to kade idhar aur kade udhar hove se un ne sochi ke isme to bhoot aagaye. Ghar walo ne Jat pakad ke khat pe dab liya aur vo hilan na diya. Yamraj ne uske pran le liye aur le ke chal pada. Yamraj bolo kyo jyada hoshiyar bane ta le liye na tere pran. Jat bolya "VA TO MERE GHAR WALO KI ISI TISHI HO GAYI NA TE TERE BAS ME TO NAHI AANA THA"
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Bahut badhiya bhai...i am surprised you didn't get a good hoot on this...
 
Maadi waar pahlya teri sympathy meri gail thi....mere sirhaney to Yamraj na khaddya dekh liya tanne:D:p
satyenderdeswal said:
Le bhai Hoot...:rock:rock
Per baat to sahi thi uski bhi ek gharwalo ki issi tisi hogayi...na te ke marta bechaara...dekh bata...bechaara ghar aalya ne marwa diya...really sympathy for that BHAI........
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शुकर भगवन इब्ब यमराज की बी न्यारी न्यारी क्टेगरी चाल पङी ना मेरा तै काम तमाम था इब्ब कै :pसुधा यमराज सै :D
satyenderdeswal said:
Yamraaj aapney seniora ki respect karya karey se...jyatai....U R IN SAFE ZONE.....:p;)
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Hmmm.ebbey te sey sudhha ghaney e saal tai.....:p;)
sunitahooda said:
शुकर भगवन इब्ब यमराज की बी न्यारी न्यारी क्टेगरी चाल पङी ना मेरा तै काम तमाम था इब्ब कै :pसुधा यमराज सै :D
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fer to sahi kaho ho bhai lekin jab tak kisi ki aati konya na to yo sudha sa lekin jab aavgi na to yohe usakai sir ke pacha khda milaga :)
 
Bhagwaan roj roj te contact badhaan laag rahya se sudhey pan ka...per nue dar se kadey recession ka asar uper tai na pahunch liya ho er udey bhi cost cutting chaal rahi ho...:D:D
sunitahooda said:
भगवन इस यमराज की म्याद बधा दे सुधेपण की :rock:D
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satyenderdeswal said:
Bhagwaan roj roj te contact badhaan laag rahya se sudhey pan ka...per nue dar se kadey recession ka asar uper tai na pahunch liya ho er udey bhi cost cutting chaal rahi ho...:D:D
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Bhaio aapne to mere chutkle ki chopal bana di. sari baat adye discuss karni thi ke.Jai Ram ji ki
 
Hum te chutkale ka anand utha ke mada sa majaak kar rahey they...
Aap bhi kyu bura maano so...
Je aap bhi bura man gaye te jo ekadha joke sunan ne miley se, wo bhi na milega...

dahiyask said:
Bhaio aapne to mere chutkle ki chopal bana di. sari baat adye discuss karni thi ke.Jai Ram ji ki
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satyenderdeswal said:
Hum te chutkale ka anand utha ke mada sa majaak kar rahey they...
Aap bhi kyu bura maano so...
Je aap bhi bura man gaye te jo ekadha joke sunan ne miley se, wo bhi na milega...
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Bhai me to joke suna ke rahunga chahe koi sune ya na sune.Je koi na bhi sunega to ke meri rozi roti in jokes pe hi thoda chal rahi hai.
 
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