When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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'Always' and 'Never' are two words you should always remember never to use.
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Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been over-served.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
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Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
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Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
======================================================
'Always' and 'Never' are two words you should always remember never to use.
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Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
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I've never been drunk, but often I've been over-served.
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The road to success is always under construction.