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ajaynehra
Guest
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home."
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home.
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....
5......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1........
LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
everyday."
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too
boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home."
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home.
Your brain will be refreshed in the next five seconds.....
5......
4.......
3.......
2.......
1........
LOADING.....
ERROR: no brain detected.
WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new one
everyday."
A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too
boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??