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How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. G! o to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN (murmurring loudly)
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on ..................._________ till she knocks down
 
chhillar said:
teri shamat ali se, makeup kharaab karavega manne lage apna in chhoriyan dhore:D
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nyu na darrun kisse te.......dekhi jaagi......er mein bhi dekhunga kunn saaachi baat te naategii.......er kunn si aankh dikhaweggi........;)

iibe hi to swaad aawega chillar saab.......:)
 
omygosh...

How many times are we gonna tolerate these stale posts ..:mad:

Do you have any clue how many times its been repeated here..:eek:

Knock Knock...DND sir..eeb bera paatega tanne is gustakhi ki sazaa..;)
 
poonam said:
How many times are we gonna tolerate these stale posts ..:mad:

Do you have any clue how many times its been repeated here..:eek:

Knock Knock...DND sir..eeb bera paatega tanne is gustakhi ki sazaa..;)
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hahahhahahahahaahahahaha tham saarre mere pe ban lawana chaho so........hehehhehehehh killkkii pe killkkki .....chillaar saaaaaabb......rruukkkkkkkkkaaaa........dekhiyo ek to hazrri laag gi....kariyo entry register mein...........:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
 
keshavdahiya said:
hahahhahahahahaahahahaha tham saarre mere pe ban lawana chaho so........hehehhehehehh killkkii pe killkkki .....chillaar saaaaaabb......rruukkkkkkkkkaaaa........dekhiyo ek to hazrri laag gi....kariyo entry register mein...........:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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ke gyaan keshu bhai.... aapne rupi dada ne ee post karya thaa yu sauda... kitt.... ar sabte pehla reply aapka ee thaa... he he...khu reee sooo.....:D
 
Keshu Mere Bhai..........sachaai Kadwi Ho Sai.........

Ere katyi poll kholl di tanne tai................
ere tanne bera sai sacchai kadwi ho sai...neem ke paatai tai bhi.............
yeh aadai kahi kai hazam na ho....................
ere padhai gee tere bine baah ki..........;)
kilki bina baah ki pai.................
par nu ke daar sai tu kai sir kat jaa par adaa rehgaa..........:mad:
saabaasg mere bhai..............



keshavdahiya said:
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. G! o to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN (murmurring loudly)
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on ..................._________ till she knocks down
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Wonderful stuff this.What a thread? Never heard this before...really eye opener stuff.Please post more Kessu ji.Great goings! Lovely!
 
Oh no....oh no....oh no....Nahi.....yo aap nai ke kah diya...hum sarey iss nai daatan ki koshish kar rey....mushkalyan si....manne machao iss nai....:D :p :p :p Keshu manne na bera tha itna thalli ho rya sai tu....tanne bera sai na mai ke kahna chahu su....:p
devdahiya said:
Wonderful stuff this.What a thread? Never heard this before...really eye opener stuff.Please post more Kessu ji.Great goings! Lovely!
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ooooooo koongerpaal keshav faided fotu aale......... hahahahahahahha.......ROOKKA@ faided fotu aala koongerpaal............. nakte ki naak kati sawa bilandh hor badhi............. yu bassi adanga chep ke daantri bhi kahad rya tu........ sharmaya na tu khagad...................hahahahhahahahahahahahha.............
keshavdahiya said:
hahahhahahahahaahahahaha tham saarre mere pe ban lawana chaho so........hehehhehehehh killkkii pe killkkki .....chillaar saaaaaabb......rruukkkkkkkkkaaaa........dekhiyo ek to hazrri laag gi....kariyo entry register mein...........:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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prashantacmet said:
ooooooo koongerpaal keshav faided fotu aale......... hahahahahahahha.......ROOKKA@ faided fotu aala koongerpaal............. nakte ki naak kati sawa bilandh hor badhi............. yu bassi adanga chep ke daantri bhi kahad rya tu........ sharmaya na tu khagad...................hahahahhahahahahahahahha.............
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arre parru chwokidaar......kitt hande se tu........tu aare badan kisne diya......teri te raat ki duty se aaj.........jaake so le ne thoddi haan......:p :p :D :D........baaki baasi er taaza ne to rhaaann de to baddhiya hai.......oow anu aggrawal ki baat gol mol kar gya tu.......;)....hehehehe....

er ghanne rukkke aare mat maarya kar ........ raat ne kaam awenge.....:rolleyes: ..
 
keshavdahiya said:
arre parru chwokidaar......kitt hande se tu........tu aare badan kisne diya......teri te raat ki duty se aaj.........jaake so le ne thoddi haan......:p :p :D :D........baaki baasi er taaza ne to rhaaann de to baddhiya hai.......oow anu aggrawal ki baat gol mol kar gya tu.......;)....hehehehe....

er ghanne rukkke aare mat maarya kar ........ raat ne kaam awenge.....:rolleyes: ..
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Good post...
I'm in your support Keshav...
arr bahi Parshant, ghana rukka mat mara kare na to gala baith ja ga... aar rukka maran pe main kehna chahu ki bahi rukka ke to bijar (ox) marta hande hai na to bawla (pagal)... arr ek addition Keshu ne kar di - Chowkidaar...
 
aaachhhaa reeee be soond ke haathi.........

arrrreeee oooooo Keshu ke chamche........hehehehehehhahahahhahah...........ROOKKA@ KESU KA CHAMCHA...... kyon aapni biraan maatti karwawe mere pai....... laanda hi kha-kuma le...... na to tere issi bhadak kar doowa....ek tu dhasakta haandega inghe unghe.......ROOKA@ DHASAKTA.....hhahahahahahha................
anupam said:
Good post...
I'm in your support Keshav...
arr bahi Parshant, ghana rukka mat mara kare na to gala baith ja ga... aar rukka maran pe main kehna chahu ki bahi rukka ke to bijar (ox) marta hande hai na to bawla (pagal)... arr ek addition Keshu ne kar di - Chowkidaar...
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keshavdahiya said:
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. G! o to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN (murmurring loudly)
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on ..................._________ till she knocks down
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too good ,,,
very nice stuff very tru about gals
keep pouring such nice articles
paar dekh lee yaa brigade aali se bhaaj le eeb,, though they also know ur saying is tru & they will certainly admire how closely u observe girls paar ye maanee kona ha ha ha ha
 
prashantacmet said:
arrrreeee oooooo Keshu ke chamche........hehehehehehhahahahhahah...........ROOKKA@ KESU KA CHAMCHA...... kyon aapni biraan maatti karwawe mere pai....... laanda hi kha-kuma le...... na to tere issi bhadak kar doowa....ek tu dhasakta haandega inghe unghe.......ROOKA@ DHASAKTA.....hhahahahahahha................
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Don't look what you're in others!

tujhe samjhaya tha ar fer bhi tu rookke maran laga... main pehle bhi kahi thi ek rookkaa ke to bijar diya kare ke bawla... arr bijar ke lath lagaya karen hain ar bawle ke log paththar maraya karen hain... lath lage pachhe bijar dhuskan bhi lage hai, arr tujhe to dhasakna yaad aa hi gaya (i mean tu to dhaskan hi laag raha hai)...

arr rahi baat laande ar rajbhayon ki to main we bhatere dekh rakhe hain... khud main chal le arr aadmi ki joon main aaja...

ib maar ROOKKA @bijar, @bawla, @dhuska, @laanda, @rajbhaya, etc. etc. ...

 
arrreee ooooooooooooo KHARKE ki *****.................hehehheheehhe.........................aagi yaad BIJAAR ki....................ROOKKA@ KHARKE ki *****............. tu to bhatera shayana laage.............par tere main to *** khaan ki bhi akal kona.........................hhahahahhahah .............BiJJAR ar BAAWLE manas tai ek dhab ku hokke chaala kare.......... na to jo ek barr kaabu main chad gya nai to ........... reengta haande chugarde ku............ BHAANG ke PAKODDE............... hahhahahah............ROOKKA@ REENGTA@ BHAANG KA PAKODA................ Khapperbharni beerbani ki dhalla tanne maaran laag rya tu majhe........... tajhe to SAANG main nakalyaare ka kirdaar milna chaiye...............................hehehhehehe............ROOKKKA@ BHAAPERBHARNI BEERBAANI @ NAKALYAARE KA KIRDAAR.......................jaa nu oey kar adrak ki cha pee ka sojaa............ na to tajhe DOLHAD kar doowa ...............................................................hahhahhahahhahaha
anupam said:
Don't look what you're in others!

tujhe samjhaya tha ar fer bhi tu rookke maran laga... main pehle bhi kahi thi ek rookkaa ke to bijar diya kare ke bawla... arr bijar ke lath lagaya karen hain ar bawle ke log paththar maraya karen hain... lath lage pachhe bijar dhuskan bhi lage hai, arr tujhe to dhasakna yaad aa hi gaya (i mean tu to dhaskan hi laag raha hai)...

arr rahi baat laande ar rajbhayon ki to main we bhatere dekh rakhe hain... khud main chal le arr aadmi ki joon main aaja...

ib maar ROOKKA @bijar, @bawla, @dhuska, @laanda, @rajbhaya, etc. etc. ...
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prashantacmet said:
arrreee ooooooooooooo KHARKE ki *****.................hehehheheehhe.........................aagi yaad BIJAAR ki....................ROOKKA@ KHARKE ki *****............. tu to bhatera shayana laage.............par tere main to *** khaan ki bhi akal kona.........................hhahahahhahah .............BiJJAR ar BAAWLE manas tai ek dhab ku hokke chaala kare.......... na to jo ek barr kaabu main chad gya nai to ........... reengta haande chugarde ku............ BHAANG ke PAKODDE............... hahhahahah............ROOKKA@ REENGTA@ BHAANG KA PAKODA................ Khapperbharni beerbani ki dhalla tanne maaran laag rya tu majhe........... tajhe to SAANG main nakalyaare ka kirdaar milna chaiye...............................hehehhehehe............ROOKKKA@ BHAAPERBHARNI BEERBAANI @ NAKALYAARE KA KIRDAAR.......................jaa nu oey kar adrak ki cha pee ka sojaa............ na to tajhe DOLHAD kar doowa ...............................................................hahhahhahahhahaha
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hahahahah ooowe RUKKE datt jya ne.......kyun taare dikhawe se tu.......marre yaar issi bhi ke baat hogi.......tham bhi tawalle lath tha lyo so........

bhai OOMM shanti shanti.......:p:D:p:D.........tu meri ladd pe lath bitha de parru chowkidaar ek.............hahhahahahha killkkki pe killkkkiii.....:D
 
keshavdahiya said:
hahahahah ooowe RUKKE datt jya ne.......kyun taare dikhawe se tu.......marre yaar issi bhi ke baat hogi.......tham bhi tawalle lath tha lyo so........

bhai OOMM shanti shanti.......:p:D:p:D.........tu meri ladd pe lath bitha de parru chowkidaar ek.............hahhahahahha killkkki pe killkkkiii.....:D
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Ghanni shyanni baat...katti todd ki baat.......samajhdarri aali baat.........Rikkane ki baat........Sutharri baat............Jee nei rajji karran aali baat.....shabbash!
 
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