Gussa

[devendramalik]

(Warning Plz dont share this joke with your kids)

Baapu to Sundu: Sundu jab mein gusse mein teri pitai kar deta hoon to tum apna gussa thanda/control kaise karte ho.
Sundu: toilet ki safai shoro kar deta hoon...
Baapu: ye to bahut hi badhiya hai.. lekin usse kaise fayda hota hai.
Sundu: toilet ki safai karne lagta hoo..apki tooth brush se...

 

[anilsangwan]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... good one bhaisaab !!!!!!


Sahi hai .........

(Warning Plz dont share this joke with your kids)

Baapu to Sundu: Sundu jab mein gusse mein teri pitai kar deta hoon to tum apna gussa thanda/control kaise karte ho.
Sundu: toilet ki safai shoro kar deta hoon...
Baapu: ye to bahut hi badhiya hai.. lekin usse kaise fayda hota hai.
Sundu: toilet ki safai karne lagta hoo..apki tooth brush se...

 

[monidahiya]

ahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa............

 

[surenderravish]

haaaa haaaaa

badhiya bhai khub kahai:rock

 

[ritikarathee]

Too Good !

 

[bobby3711]

Sawdhan

apne baalkan ne dur rakho is tariyan ke jugad te.
Hahahahahahahahaha

 

[vivekdh]

bhai yu to FM pe aaya tha usme sunny deol urr dhram ji ki aapas ki baat thi yaa
isse isse kai boola karre usme chutkalle "sonsunny" naam te aaya karre programm

 

[sunitahooda]

Hillarious....good to see that now Jats are getting good at modification....manne yo English/punjabi arr hindi mai bi sunn rakhya thapar apni haryanwi mai sab tai badhiya laagya

 

[sachinb]

par Sundu ka baabu to keekar ki daatan karyaa karre

(Warning Plz dont share this joke with your kids)

Baapu to Sundu: Sundu jab mein gusse mein teri pitai kar deta hoon to tum apna gussa thanda/control kaise karte ho.
Sundu: toilet ki safai shoro kar deta hoon...
Baapu: ye to bahut hi badhiya hai.. lekin usse kaise fayda hota hai.
Sundu: toilet ki safai karne lagta hoo..apki tooth brush se...

 

[sunitahooda]

Dev Dahiya Ji ke Sundu ka babu karya kare neem ki daattan....yo naye daur ka sundu sai

par Sundu ka baabu to keekar ki daatan karyaa karre

 

[devendramalik]

hmmmm good point... neem ki datoon is the best,

as n when this joke comes in my mind... i always laugh myself and ensure that i will not tell this to my son... you never know... kids may do this experiment.. if they know abt this... thats why i put a line requesting all not to share this with the kids......

 

[sunitahooda]

Devender dont worry....neem ka ped laga lo

hmmmm good point... neem ki datoon is the best,

as n when this joke comes in my mind... i always laugh myself and ensure that i will not tell this to my son... you never know... kids may do this experiment.. if they know abt this... thats why i put a line requesting all not to share this with the kids......

 

[devendramalik]

Bhai Dhankhar.... maine ye chutkula.. pahle na suna tha. i got it thru sms recently.. bahut achha laga... maine kaphi try kiya haryanvi mein translate karne ki... lekin FM walo ko aisa chutkula.. sabko nahi sunana chahiye.. aajkal ke bachho ka koi bharosa nahi.... ha ha ha ha

 

[sunitahooda]

fer solution ke likaddya.....neem ka pedd laa lena chahiye ghar mai? Ya bachon ko chutkala nahi sunana chahiye?

 

[devendramalik]

ha ha ha good point.... lekin maine Bangalore mein aajtak koi neem ka ped nahi dekha... local logo se poochna padega ab... yadi koi pados mein hi mil gaya to rojana morning mein ek daatoon laya karoonga...