Hakkla chhora !!!!! :-)

[uday]

Ek bari ek gam main ek chora haklaya karta ( stammering) … to ek din vo appne gaam ke addey ( bus stand) ke chorahe per khada tha….. itne main ek rahgir aa gaya aur
Bola… hain bhai ya sadak kunse gaam ne ja sa??? Sadak ja the village Chhuchakvaas ( near Jhajjar) ne…. to vo Hakla chora aankh meech kar bolne ki koshish karne laga..chuk..chuk..chuk…chuk… and keep trying to complete the village name (Chhuchakvaas).

Rahgir ne socha yo ke boley se.. aur andaze te aagey ne ho liya…. Addey pe hakle chore ka badda bhai betha tha… wo yo saara kissa dekhan lag rhya tha…..Vo ooth ker gaya aur us Rahgir ke do aachey achhey keech ke diye…aur bolya…

Is RAIL ne start to kar aaya.. eb band koon karega….?

Ha..ha..ha..

 

[sktehlan]

good joke, keep it up

 

[rsdalal]

HHKLP Bhot ND bhai Uday....

 

[nandalsandeep]

bahut achhe Uday Bhai..Jee sa aa gya....

 

[anurana]

Good One !

 

[akdabas]

Uday bhai,
bahut badhiya,
kati....HHKPPG...HHKPPG hogya.

 

[shokeen123]

Really original....

 

[uday]

tnx to all!!

 

[jogi]

great joke!!!!
keep it up

 

[poonam]

LOL
good one!

 

[mbamal]

ND tha bhai..aur aan de

 

[jagmohan]

HA HA HAAAAAAAA Uday Bhai good one.

I heard this one on Sonepat bus stand.

Ek hakle te pooch liya ek nein "uk ya Rohtak ki bas se kay".

Hakla ho gyaa shuru... Ja.. Ja.. Ja...

Ek Tau dhore khadya tha. Bolya: Re bekoop, itne U haakla jawab dega ya bus Rohtak ponch le gee. Chad jya bhaaj ke..

 

[rajender_dahiya]

Uday bhai, ke baat se suru ho gaya, aan de or bhi. MAlik saheb ka bhi achha hai uske upper se.

 

[saharawat]

Bahut hi badiya bhai aur aane do

 

[latika]

Good one!!

 

[gsvijay]

bhut badya thaa !!!!!

 

[ritusirohi]

nice one Uday ji -really nice one-hahaaa

 

[gary]

Wah, bahut hi achcha tha joke

 

[manishaahlawat]

bahut badia

 

[devdahiya]

Lovely

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