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Winston was so known for his slapstick remarks. He used to address Mahatma Gandhi as "half-naked fakir". I loveeeeeeee his candidness and selection of words.
 
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seema, i think you dont know that once winston visited delhi. he visited purani delhi station to new delhi station in train in the morning time. while he was speaking to press, he said delhi is a big latrine.
 
Article on Churchill

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In 1998, Time magazine had published a nice article on Churchill. If anyone is interested in reading, it is available on the following link (Time magazine’s website) :

http://www.time.com/time/time100/leaders/profile/churchill.html

Though a hero of WW II, Churchill was rejected by British masses in the election after the War, on the plea that it is not necessary that an expert in war matters should be equally expert in rebuilding the war-torn nation.
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ya seema,
churchill was very witty...... a few more from him.


when winston was asked on his 75th birtday if he was afraid of death
he replied''i am ready to meet my maker. whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

winston churchill who on being told by a young lady sitting next to him that he was drunk and neglecting her, said; ma'am i am drunk and you are ugly. but, in the morning i will be sober.

once a young lady pointed out to churchill that his fly was open. churchill replied without any embarrassment;
don't worry young lady. dead bird does not come out of its nest
 
:D, The second one is really good. I have one more :

George Bernard Shaw once sent Churchill two tickets for the opening night of a new play with a note which read: 'For you and a friend — if you have one.' Churchill replied: 'I can’t make the first night but I’ll be there for the second — if there is one

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ya seema,
churchill was very witty...... a few more from him.


when winston was asked on his 75th birtday if he was afraid of death
he replied''i am ready to meet my maker. whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

winston churchill who on being told by a young lady sitting next to him that he was drunk and neglecting her, said; ma'am i am drunk and you are ugly. but, in the morning i will be sober.

once a young lady pointed out to churchill that his fly was open. churchill replied without any embarrassment;
don't worry young lady. dead bird does not come out of its nest
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yup ravinder tht was really awesome. i read his bio long time back. and GB Shaw was also no less. u read hsi man and superman? fabulous book. and i love his political critics
 
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Winston although a tory, argued against tory policy, the colonel called him a "traitor".Churchill answered:

I have noticed that when political controversy becomes excited, persons of choleric dispositions and limited intelligence are apt to become rude.

Churchil said of the Baldwin-Chamberlain governments:

They are decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all powerful for impotence.

As the man whose mother-in-law had died in Brazil replied, when asked how the remains should be disposed of:
Embalm, cremate, and bury. Take no risk.
 
winston was very fond of 9 inches, all imported cigars. he had a 24x7 secy alwz in his bedroom and he hated so much tht type-writer's tapping noise tht a low-key modest typewriter was specially made 4 his secy. hw was so fond of women and wine, that people used to call him a man of "fine tastes".
 
Sixty years on, the half-naked fakir is more loved and respected than the fully clothed idiot (Churchill).

60 years from now, the half naked fakir will be even more loved and respected as a world torn apart by conflict will look for answers in the half naked fakirs message of love and peace. But, the world will realize what an idiot Churchill was for sowing the seeds of a 150 year conflict by creating helping create Israel and splitting India to carve out a terrorist camp the size of an entire country which for the moment the world knows as Pakistan.
 
Seema there is one interesting humor of chrchill. one woman said to churchil that if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Winston Churchill immediately replid that Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. :D:D:D:D:D
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Once someone asked Bappu ji," What do you eat to servive...you are so thin." Bapu said," I eat the PAINS of my countryman.

Once Abraham Lincon was going to white house.Enroute he saw a pig struggeling in the mud.He immidiately got out and jumped into the deep thudd and pulled out the poor creature.His secretary asked," Mr president afterall this all just for a pig." Lincon said,"If i wouldn't hve done that....I could have been a bigger pig....and moved on."
 
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After his escape from capture in the Boer War, the twenty-six-year-old Churchill won a seat in Parliament. To make himself look older, he grew a mustache. A woman acquaintance who was not enthusiastic about his independent political views encountered him at a dinner party.
"Winston," she scolded, I approve of neither your politics nor your mustache."
"Madam," replied Winston, "you are not likely to come in contact with either."
 
I love u churchill

During a speaking tour in Canada, Churchill attended a reception and found himself seated next to a stiff-necked Methodist bishop.
A pert young waitress appeared with a tray of sherry glasses. She offered one to Churchill, which he took, and then one to the Methodist bishop. The bishop was aghast at the alcoholic offer, saying, "Young lady, I’d rather commit adultery than take an intoxicating beverage."​

Thereupon, Churchill beckoned the girl. "Come back, lassie; I didn’t know we had a choice."
 
hahahhaah, this one is wonderful
Had churchil been a Jat, We could have put this one in the humor section.
hass-2 ke lot pott:D:D:D:D:D
seemasindhu said:
During a speaking tour in Canada, Churchill attended a reception and found himself seated next to a stiff-necked Methodist bishop.
A pert young waitress appeared with a tray of sherry glasses. She offered one to Churchill, which he took, and then one to the Methodist bishop. The bishop was aghast at the alcoholic offer, saying, "Young lady, I’d rather commit adultery than take an intoxicating beverage."​

Thereupon, Churchill beckoned the girl. "Come back, lassie; I didn’t know we had a choice."
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