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1] Sunddu class mei baithhya tha par dhyaan kitte aur tha:

Teacher: Aarre Sunddu bhai tu school mei aayya ke karran krre?
Sunddu: Ji Vidya tahin
Teacher: Par tu tei darwazze ne deikhkhe sei.
Sunddu: Ji wa Vidya aaj aa na li sei ibb tahin.


2]

Master: Bhai jisnei Su-Su aawei wo apni GUththhe ke saath aali aangli[index fingure] Thha diyo.
Sunddu: Ji Aangaali thhaye tei rukk jya ga?


3] Tau Dacddar dhorre gaya arr bolya:

Tau: Bhai dacddar meri saulli taangg mei daradd ghanna ho se.
Dacddar: Tau tiri ummar hogi,budhhappe mei daradd te ho-e ga.
Tau: Bhai Dacddar meri aulli tangg ki ummar bhi uttanni-e sei.


4] Animal husbandary ka master padhhawan laag rhya:

Master: Balko nyu batao ke jei doodhh[milk] pattann tei bachanna ho te ke karnna chahiye?
Sunddu: Ji ussnei mheinss ke anddar-e rahann denna chahiye.
 
Ha,ha,ha,ha,dev uncle ye sunddu te bahut sayana se.
 
devdahiya said:
1] Sunddu class mei baithhya tha par dhyaan kitte aur tha:

Teacher: Aarre Sunddu bhai tu school mei aayya ke karran krre?
Sunddu: Ji Vidya tahin
Teacher: Par tu tei darwazze ne deikhkhe sei.
Sunddu: Ji wa Vidya aaj aa na li sei ibb tahin.


2]

Master: Bhai jisnei Su-Su aawei wo apni GUththhe ke saath aali aangli[index fingure] Thha diyo.
Sunddu: Ji Aangaali thhaye tei rukk jya ga?


3] Tau Dacddar dhorre gaya arr bolya:

Tau: Bhai dacddar meri saulli taangg mei daradd ghanna ho se.
Dacddar: Tau tiri ummar hogi,budhhappe mei daradd te ho-e ga.
Tau: Bhai Dacddar meri aulli tangg ki ummar bhi uttanni-e sei.


4] Animal husbandary ka master padhhawan laag rhya:

Master: Balko nyu batao ke jei doodhh[milk] pattann tei bachanna ho te ke karnna chahiye?
Sunddu: Ji ussnei mheinss ke anddar-e rahann denna chahiye.
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:confused: :D whaaaaa whaaaa nu chala par diya dahiya ji,maja aa gya bas lagye raho
 
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