HANUMAAN aur JAATNI!!!!!!!!!!

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vikasjat

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Bhai aajkal jaaton ki chorri bhi fashion me kam na se. ye bhi tight jeans-top, boby cutting etc etc. karan lagi. Mandir me bhi yo fashion zari reh se.
Bhai ek baar Hanuman ji jaato se prehan ho kar Shiv k pass gaye, aur bole:
HANUMAN:"Bhole nath ab main dharti per in Jaato k bich aur ni reh sakta."
Bhole Nath: "kyu vats aisa kya kar diya ab Jaato ne??????"
HANUMAN:" Shuru shuru me log let k matha tekte the aur bolte the JAI BAJRANG BALI!!.
Fir Ghutne tekne lage. Fir bhi main khush tha."
Bhole Nath:" bhagat ho to aise, fir isme rone ki k baat se?"
HANUMAN:" Ab ghor kalug aa gaya bhole nath, aaj mandir me ek jaato ki chori jeans pehan k aur bobycut kara k aayi or boli " Hii HANU What's Up??:confused:
Aise muh kyu fula rakha hai, just chill baby."""":D
 
vikasJAT said:
Bhai aajkal jaaton ki chorri bhi fashion me kam na se. ye bhi tight jeans-top, boby cutting etc etc. karan lagi. Mandir me bhi yo fashion zari reh se.
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Kyo vikas Fashion Jaate kii choriiya khatar tabooo hai kyee??

Anyways nice joke
 
rlakra said:
Kyo vikas Fashion Jaate kii choriiya khatar tabooo hai kyee??

Anyways nice joke
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Ravin ji ye to bus joke hai personally mat lo.........hahahhahhahahhahaha
aajkal realty me bhagwano ka yo haal kar rakha hai..............
aajkal chorri sirf xams k time ya result declare hone se pehle he mandir jati hain.....baki din to bahar te e hath jod k bol de hain "fir aaungi ebb roti banani se aur bartan dhone se"

just joking......
 
kuldeeppunia25 said:
rinkusheoran said:
bhai agar aapki ijjad hai to good imagination...:)

ijjad r imagination to kise or ki hai,yo to shabashi lena chahve s.....................hahhhah
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hahahhahahahahaha Kuldeep bahi unique joke tu likh de, tera k kise ne hath pakad rakha se. aade office me ise e bhajte bhajte JL pe aava han aur kade ek aadha joke likh deva to tere jise bhai kaam ki baat pe to bole koni aur joke ka maza kir-kira karan khater aaja se.
bhai tane na hassi aayi to kise aur khater chod diya kar...........tera bhala ho bhai..........


bhai yo joke kitte te aaya tha to likh diya, mane hassi bot aayi, to sochi JL pe bhi kise ne hassa deva............ unique to jab hota je yo joke HANUMAAN ji khud tane aa k suna k jate......:rock
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naseebpanghal said:
vikasJAT said:
koi baat na!!! ek aadha kah diya kare!! tu b katti pura hanga la raha hai...
aaja jotta la le....kyu dhuki ho raha hai!!!
bidi pe le!!!
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hahhhahhahahahahaha hanga na lara bhai bus bhai ki baat ka jawab diya se ki unique joke kab hota yo......... chod is baat ne.....
chal aaj ek-ek 502 ki bidi laga le.................

bhai is 502 ki bidi pe bhi ek baat yaad aayi.......

mere padose me ek kafi bugarg aadmi se........ aur bot ghani bidi piya kare... bujhan e na diya kare.
ek din ek chamar ne nayi nayi dukan kholi thi.
vo tau bhi chala gaya pehla garahak ban k uski bohni karan khater.
tau bola : are ek 502 ka bandal diye."
chamar ne de diya.
tau fir bola "isme puri 502 bidi se ya pehle din e dhokha kare se?"
chamar bola "chaudhary sahab jitni hoya kare utni e se."
tau bola "502 to koni lagti isme, aur je 502 bidi na aati to likh kyu rakha se?"
chamar ne mushkil hogoi bhai tau samjhana.........katti ron ne hora chamar.
maze leyi pache tau bola"koi na tane aadhi bidi pee li to , vaise bhi bidi aur chai to gaam chajli hoya kare."

us din pache vo chamar tau ne dekh vo hase...........

yo koi joke tha koni, bus ya baat ghatti thi to bata di..........
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vikasJAT said:
naseebpanghal said:
hahhhahhahahahahaha hanga na lara bhai bus bhai ki baat ka jawab diya se ki unique joke kab hota yo......... chod is baat ne.....
chal aaj ek-ek 502 ki bidi laga le.................

bhai is 502 ki bidi pe bhi ek baat yaad aayi.......

mere padose me ek kafi bugarg aadmi se........ aur bot ghani bidi piya kare... bujhan e na diya kare.
ek din ek chamar ne nayi nayi dukan kholi thi.
vo tau bhi chala gaya pehla garahak ban k uski bohni karan khater.
tau bola : are ek 502 ka bandal diye."
chamar ne de diya.
tau fir bola "isme puri 502 bidi se ya pehle din e dhokha kare se?"
chamar bola "chaudhary sahab jitni hoya kare utni e se."
tau bola "502 to koni lagti isme, aur je 502 bidi na aati to likh kyu rakha se?"
chamar ne mushkil hogoi bhai tau samjhana.........katti ron ne hora chamar.
maze leyi pache tau bola"koi na tane aadhi bidi pee li to , vaise bhi bidi aur chai to gaam chajli hoya kare."

us din pache vo chamar tau ne dekh vo hase...........

yo koi joke tha koni, bus ya baat ghatti thi to bata di..........
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TAU BHI jl KAA MEMBER RAHYAA HOGAA ,JABBEY TO TAANG KHEENCHAN ME MAAHIR THAA.
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upendersingh said:
भाई छोरे, तू बीड़ी पीणिया बालक तो कोनी लागदा...
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hahhahahahaha Upender bhai sahi pechana main Bidi to piya karta kade......... Naseeb bhai ne kahi to sochi sath baith jau time pass hojaga........
 
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