hanuman jat???

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Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"
 
ajaygaite said:
Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"
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oooo ajay.................. ooooooo hanuman ke bhagat....... tanne yo chutkala likhde haan darr konya lagya re....... ibb to tanne HANUMAAN JI bhi konya bacha sakte.

fasgya re kasaiyo ek or....hahahahahahha....killllikkkiiiii@ fasgya
 
hahahahahahahaha

jat-is-jat said:
oooo ajay.................. ooooooo hanuman ke bhagat....... tanne yo chutkala likhde haan darr konya lagya re....... ibb to tanne HANUMAAN JI bhi konya bacha sakte.

fasgya re kasaiyo ek or....hahahahahahha....killllikkkiiiii@ fasgya
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hahahahahah............hahahahaha..............hahahahaha.............shikkaarr ne sunngh ke pechaannaann laaggliyaa saii kapilluu tuu ibb bhaai...........hahahahahahha.............hahahahahaha..............:D:D:D

arr oooooooooo khhaagadd..........ajjeeeee..............baat sunn lee ..............pehlaa paap te tanne u chutkulli likhh ke karr diyaaa.............ke baat karrii yaaaa tannee.........pehllee ..........doosrree aalllllii............bhooggaaddd:p.............tanne hanu kii bejttii karr dii .......bach lee aali saii gaddaa........arr tere sharr ki uss nass ne paaadeeggaa jiss nass mhaan tee yaa boocchh baat likkddii........:mad:

aaliiyaa saii ch.dadri,bhiwanii aallee baddall pe baith kee hanuu.........sanghwaa lee sutnii appnniii.............hahhahahaah........hahahaha:D:D:D
 
bhai ajay pehli baar sunna yu joke.....lekin joke ki tarahan chipatt gya ......
aan de aur isse isse iib te lagat maar haans lyange.......:)
 
NICE joke

ajaygaite said:
Ek jat doosre jat sey,
"Arre tanney bera ke Hanuman bhi jat tha?"

Doosra bolya, " Tanne kyunkar bera patya?"

Pehley alla bolya,
"Lugai to ram ki kho gayi thi aur aag Hanuman ne apni poonch mein lagwa li! Jat ke bagair aur koi issa kam kar sakk hai?"
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tht was a really nice joke ,, Enjoyed a lot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
 
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tomar.iitr said:
tht was a really nice joke ,, Enjoyed a lot ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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tomar saab u edited the actuall confession by nicejokee...................hw they r so closely related..............?????????;):cool::D

pakkddyaa gayyaa dyaakkiiiii..........................hahahahha
 
Hahahahhaha

keshavdahiya said:
bhai ajay pehli baar sunna yu joke.....lekin joke ki tarahan chipatt gya ......
aan de aur isse isse iib te lagat maar haans lyange.......:)
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aarreyy kukrammi iss nddii photu ney kit dabbaa ke bethya thaaa.......................kasut kucchhuu,,gooollliiii,,chhiinnnuu miinnnuu,,arr jitne bhi cute baat keyaa karen ballkaan ney we sabb laagey saiii .............le puppy..........pe.......puppyy.................... ...hahahahhahahahahah

hahahahahhahahaha
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le puppy .............pe..............puppyy............... muuaaaaaahhhhh.........

lee oollee galluuree pee BAADDKKAA.........................hahahahaahahhaha hah:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D __________________
 
jat: arre doctor saab meri biwi ko kya ho gaya hai ???:confused: :confused:

doctor :
arre bhai badi khatarnak bimari hai !!
isme toh 5000/- rupaye lag jayenge !!

jat::eek: :eek:
arre dak saab itne mein toh nayi biwi le aaunga !!:D :D :D
 
haan bhaai phoonchh gyaa.........!!!!!!

rynsingh said:
jat: arre doctor saab meri biwi ko kya ho gaya hai ???

doctor :
arre bhai badi khatarnak bimari hai !!
isme toh 5000/- rupaye lag jayenge !!

jat:
arre dak saab itne mein toh nayi biwi le aaunga !!
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haan bhaaii jhaajariyee phonchh gyaa.........chokhaa,, theek karyaa bhaii aaja beth jaa...............parr mere dhooree nahiiiiiii:p................hahahahhahaha......................hahahah..............hahahaha..............hahahaa......killkii.............pe.............killkkiiiiiiiii.........

uu tanney ke karyaa jhaanjhariyee ..........kassaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii.........kime te khyaal kar liyaa honddaa re khhassamm.........iissii kissi khatarnaak bimaari lawaa dii jatnnii kee tannee jo 5 e hajar main theekk ho ne ho rii saiii............arr u kunssee annputtee jaat ki baat karr diii..........pakkammpakk uu mullaa paaweggaa ,,,,,mere saalee kaa........hahahahahahahahah............killkii........pe..........killkkiiiiiii.............GAGU@KULLACHANNA:D:D

tu nu kar 10,000 mere pe le jaa 5 te uss jat ne de diyee arr 5 tu raakhh liyyee.......jimme 1 hajar te appnnii sidhhii fotu khinchwaan taain kharach karr liyee.............arr 4 tuu khaa liyeeeee...............parr aade ulta naa aaiyeee....................hahahhahaha....................hahahahha...............hahahahah..................hahhahahaa............hahhaah...............hahahah..............hahaha.......:D:D......hahaha...........hahaha..............hahahahah...............marr gee kasaiiiiiiiiii............hahahahah.....................hahahahh.............:D:D
 
oooooo daanger jib joke khatam ho jya te ishhaara kar diya kar.........

iib tu nyu bata ke joke kun sa tha........
yu>>>utha kar rifle jab jeep pe sawar hote,baandh saafa jab gabroo tyaar hote,dekhti hai duniya chhat par chadke,kahate kash hum bhi jaat hote

yu>>>jat: arre doctor saab meri biwi ko kya ho gaya hai ???:confused: :confused:

doctor :
arre bhai badi khatarnak bimari hai !!
isme toh 5000/- rupaye lag jayenge !!

jat::eek: :eek:
arre dak saab itne mein toh nayi biwi le aaunga..........
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iibbb tu apni chatti pe haath rakh ke saachi saachi bata de ki tanne khudd haansi aayi thi yaa baat likhtii haan ya tu hammne ringana chawe se.......hahahahaahhaha:D:D:D:D

er ooo kuunger ye mnuch naklli kya te laa rehya se...........killkki GAGU©

er sunn le hat ke entry maar iib ke intro deke badiye........hahahahahahha
jyukar OLE ne CV cheppya tha.........hahahhahhahhaa killkkaari.....:p
 
keshavdahiya said:
hahahhahhahhaa killkkaari.....:p
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hahahahahah............keshu.....................hahahah........................issii killkaarii ghaanniii na maariyee kasaaiiiiii...............ye te raakass sainn ..................baallakk kaa saans bhullwaa kee jee kadhenge ye:D:D............hahahahahahha...............

inne koi matlab na saii society tain.................hahahahahahah............hahahahahaha.............hahahaha................society gai iissii tessii main ,,,,inne te apnnee raag gaannee sain kauuyyaan ney chee isstee kisse kii jaan jaaoo che koi behrraa hooooo...........hahahaha..................ARR UU MUUCHHAN AALA KAUUAA TE PEHLII BAAR DEKHYAA..............................hahahahahhaha...........hahahaaahahah.......GAGU@RAAG@SAANS BHULAWAWNGE@SOCIETY KE DUSMANN@MUCCHAN AALA KAUUAA

NOTE :ARR HAAN U LAAGE ISS THREAD KE SHURU KARANN AALLEE PAAPI (AJAY GAITE) NEY KHANDAYA SAII AADDEE ,,,,,,,,,,,APNNE PE TE DHAYAN HATWAAN TAAIN MHHAARAA.............................hhahahhaa............hahaha..........parr u bechara na samajh paya ukkii yaa saajiss.......................hahahahahahahhahahahaah................killkiiyaan ..............pe...............killkkiiyaannnnnnn..................:D:D

GAGU@PAAPI@SAAJISS
 
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