Hanuman Jatt ??????

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Scientists have proved that Hanuman was Jat by testing DNA samples... there is no doubt about it now... I personally believe at one time whole world was full of Jats and then few of them got biologically evolved into dinosaurs, few evolved into Buffalos, few became Gods like Indra, Hanuman and list goes on, few didn't like earth so escaped to other galaxies to become Aliens and once in a while our brothers visit us secretly, rest of them decided to remain in their original form i.e. us... there is a scientific theory that Jats were originally from Mars,,, its proposed by archeologist Amit os its called -AMIT(Ancient Maritian Invasion Theory), they killed everyone on the Moon(thats why there is noone on Moon) on their way to earth... Even Jesus Christ was Jat by the way if you don't know... I hope that helps you in your doubt... if something is unclear I can send the sources from where I picked up this knowlegde... I ordered some books from Inter-galactic library,,, they have whole history of inter-stellar invasions and migration... Its true that Hanuman once ate Sun by mistake, people have taken gamma rays and neutrinos pictures from ancient world by observing event-horizon of past, there is some General Relativity theory involved(which was invented by Einstein, he was also Jat if you don;t know by the way)... there is lot and lot to be discussed.... so keep pouring your knowledge about who was Jat and who was not.... there are some people who clain to be Jat but they are not... I have their names in my diary but I can;t tell here othewise I ran the risk of being hanged...

ok bbye

vinod
 
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Udita rani
Badi sayani,
dekho jo mein 20 lines mein nahi explain kar paya usne 1 word mein kar diya.. lagge raho

vinod
 
ha...ha..ha

vinodks said:
Udita rani
Badi sayani,
dekho jo mein 20 lines mein nahi explain kar paya usne 1 word mein kar diya.. lagge raho

vinod
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LOL. Udita Rani, Badi shayani.................Ya bhi theek kahi Vinod bhai......Lage raho!
 
nothing could be better

vinodks said:
Scientists have proved that Hanuman was Jat by testing DNA samples... there is no doubt about it now... I personally believe at one time whole world was full of Jats and then few of them got biologically evolved into dinosaurs, few evolved into Buffalos, few became Gods like Indra, Hanuman and list goes on, few didn't like earth so escaped to other galaxies and once in a while they visit us secretly, rest of them decided to remain in their original form i.e. us... there is a scientific theory that Jats were originally from Mars,,, its called... AMIT(Ancient Maritian Invasion Theory), they killed everyone on Moon on their way to earth... Even Jesus Christ was Jat by the way if you don't know... I hope that helps you in your doubt... if something is unclear I can send the sources from where I picked up this knowlegde... I ordered some books from Inter-galaxial library,,, they have whole history of inter-stellar invasions and migration... Its true that Hanuman once ate Sun by mistake, people have taken gamma ray pictures from ancient world by observing event-horizon of past,, there is some general relativity involved(which was invented by Einstein, he was also Jat if you don;t know by the way)... there is lot and lot to be discussed.... so keep pouring your knowledge about who was Jat and who was not.... there are some people who clain to be Jat but they are not... I have their names but I can;t tell here othewise I ran the risk of being hanged...

ok bbye

vinod
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Hi vinod
i think no one could have done better justification with the question in the thread then what u have done.u even justified its location in humor section.I loved it it was really good stuff.
capt manjeet
 
What a justification and what a explaination Vinod Bhai.
Iska koi jawab nahi aur isse badhia koi aur samjha nahi sakta.
great work indeed. Aapne to kaion ki aankhen khol di.

Lage raho.Ek din aapka nam badi shaan se liya jayega mars par....LOL...

Saadar pranam.
 
Waha bhai waha !!!:rolleyes:
Ab mere funde bohat kuch clear ho gaye hai....:eek:
In Sab JATT Devo aur Devio ko mera Sat-Sat Naman aur Dhanyawaad.
Sadar Pranaam.
Ashish Sangwan;)
 
bhai kyuki "hanu" te unka nam hai arr "mann" unka gotra hai."mann" te bhai ya jat hove se ya pher jatt.

In both the cases no doubt HE is a jat.........hence proved

vase bhi "mann" to mere mamma hai,muzse behter aur kaun bata sakta hai:D
 
I THINK HANUMAN WAS JAT.. becoz jis tarah ahnuman ne ram ke liye lanka mein ag laga di usi tarah jat bhee dusron ke liye kam wam karte hain... apno ke liye nahin
 
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