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President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang.
"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Bhola Jat from village bhainswal, District Sonepat Haryana. I am calling to tell you dat we are officially declaring war on you"
"Well Bhola," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !
How big is your army ?"
"Right now," said Bhola, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Bhartu , my next-door-neighbor Mange, and the entire kabaddi team from tile ala akhara. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Bhola that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Bhola. "I'll have ta call you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Bhola called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Bhola?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Mange's farm tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Oh Teri..!!", said Bhola, "I'll be getting back to you."
Sure enough, Bhola rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Mange's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the village's generator. Four school pass boys from Ladpur have joined us as well!'
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Bhola that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Ohh tera bhala ho..!!," said Bhola, "l'll have ta call you back."
Sure enough, Bhola called again the next day. "Ke ghyan sai.. President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off this war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, sir," said Bhola, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of rabdi pegs, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners.."
Haryanavi (JAT) CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN
"Hallo, President Obama " a heavily accented voice said. "This is Bhola Jat from village bhainswal, District Sonepat Haryana. I am calling to tell you dat we are officially declaring war on you"
"Well Bhola," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news !
How big is your army ?"
"Right now," said Bhola, after a moments calculation "there is myself, my cousin Bhartu , my next-door-neighbor Mange, and the entire kabaddi team from tile ala akhara. That makes eight!"
Barack paused. "I must tell you Bhola that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Wow," said Bhola. "I'll have ta call you back!"
Sure enough, the next day, Bhola called again. " Mr. Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be Bhola?" Barack asked.
"Well sir, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Mange's farm tractor."
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Archie, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke."
"Oh Teri..!!", said Bhola, "I'll be getting back to you."
Sure enough, Bhola rang again the next day.. " President Obama , the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've modified Mange's tractor by adding a couple of shotguns, sticking on some wings and the village's generator. Four school pass boys from Ladpur have joined us as well!'
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Bhola that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"
"Ohh tera bhala ho..!!," said Bhola, "l'll have ta call you back."
Sure enough, Bhola called again the next day. "Ke ghyan sai.. President Obama ! I am sorry to have to tell you dat we have had to call off this war."
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack . "Why the sudden change of heart?"
Well, sir," said Bhola, "we've all sat ourselves down and had a long chat over a bunch of rabdi pegs, and come to realize dat dere's no way we can feed two million prisoners.."
Haryanavi (JAT) CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN