haryanvi joke

[jat_somveer]

bhaiyan ne ram ram

jokes ki is bahar me ek apni taraf te bhi

ek be do bhai susraad(sasuraal) jaawen the, ar un dhore paise itne e the ki kiraaya de den.
raaste me donu batlaaye ke bhai khali hath jaange te bhunde laagange.

gaam te bahar ek khet me muli bo rakhi thi, ude te un ne 4-5 kilo muli paad li,
ar jaa pahunche. khet aale ne we pichhan liye ar paachhe-2 jaa liya. unke susre te bolya bhai thare bateu ne
mahre khet me ujaad kar diya, te uske susre ne 500 rs. uste de diye ar wo apne ghar ne chala gaya.

aagle din we chaalan laage te unki sasu boli,"beta, taawlaa geda maar diya karo".
unka susra is baat ne sun ke bolya,"beta, aa te chaahe tum roj jaaya karo, par itne mahnge fruit mat laaya karo".

 

[sandeep.dahiya]

ultimate somveer bhai

 

[sanjay22dahiya]

bhai unke gam ka dhan,gam me ye ulta dediya,ve 500 rupeiye bateu te diye hote te fruits mange hote

bateu ki koi galti nahi bhai

 

[rsdalal]

ND tha Bhai Somveer, lage raho...

 

[devdahiya]

ha...ha..ha

Indeed a todd padd diya joke. HHKP

 

[anilsangwan]

Ha ha ha ha...Jama dharti kaat dee Somvir !!!

 

[sumitsehrawat]

Bhai Somveer bohot badiya. Phhroot tay yo aala yaad aaagya, ek bhai nay bohot pehlum post karya tha...


Ek baar ek aadmi susraad chala gaya. Saanjh ne uski saasu ne uske aage Ghanta Roti dhar di.
Usne Ghante ke mara mukka to ankhan mein paani aa gaya.
Saasu boli ' Beta kyon roya'
Bateu bola ' Mein yuin roya ek tere mare paachhe manne yo Fruit koon khuwavega'.


Has lo bhai eeb.


$umit

 

[jat_somveer]

Bhai Somveer bohot badiya. Phhroot tay yo aala yaad aaagya, ek bhai nay bohot pehlum post karya tha...


Ek baar ek aadmi susraad chala gaya. Saanjh ne uski saasu ne uske aage Ghanta Roti dhar di.
Usne Ghante ke mara mukka to ankhan mein paani aa gaya.
Saasu boli ' Beta kyon roya'
Bateu bola ' Mein yuin roya ek tere mare paachhe manne yo Fruit koon khuwavega'.


Has lo bhai eeb.


$umit

Well sumit bhai bahut badhiya..

aur aan dyo.....