Haryanwi Kahawatein....

[rajeshrathee]

Isse pilure na paliyo jo sardi mai razai mange

 

[pmalhan]

Here are some more

1. Chhaj tau baaje-e-baaje, chhalni bhi ke baaje
2. Gaa ki laat khali konya jaati
3. Bhains tale dhaun doodh, kaatde ka ke
4. Billi ke bhagan chhika tootya

 

[ravinderxx]

Good One !!!!!!!!!


Heres mine ..
1.oonth chade nai kutta kha gya...........
2.Bua jayun - jayun kare thi fuffa len aagya.......

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UTHA KAR RIFAL JAB JEEP PAR SAWAR HOTE ....
BANDH KE SAFA JAB GABROO TAIYAR HOTE....
DEKHTI HAI DUNIYA CHHAT PE CHAD KE UNHE....AUR KEHTE HAI..
"KASH HUM BHI JAT HOTE"....​

 

[rakeshdahiya]

1. hath n hath dhoyaa kara

2. Ek bahut kale aadmi safad latte pharee ja tha.......ek desi bolyaa

"Dekho ro dekho nu laga se jukar patasse main makkoda bad raha ho"

 

[rakeshdahiya]

kam ka na kaj ka dhai ser anaj ke

putt ke panh(feet) palnee maine dekh jaya karan

 

[simplejat]

Bindas work sunita

 

[sunitahooda]

Thanks Toni and others for contributing

Bindas work sunita

 

[sunitahooda]

Praveen....the 1st one is not complete...its Chhaj tai bolle chhalni bhi ke bolle....jiss mai sattar chhed

Here are some more

1. Chhaj tau baaje-e-baaje, chhalni bhi ke baaje
2. Gaa ki laat khali konya jaati
3. Bhains tale dhaun doodh, kaatde ka ke
4. Billi ke bhagan chhika tootya

 

[rakeshdahiya]

ek orr yaad aa gayya..........Thottha Channa Bajjae Ghana

 

[mukul_baliyan]

ONE MORE :

kath ki handi ek bar hi chade

Spl note : bhai o ram ram , net ki speed slow hai sare page nahi pad paya ho sakta hai pahle be kasi page me ho

 

[sktewatia]

Dear All,

I am starting a new thread in which we all have to write Haryanwi's kahawatein which are used by us and our respected aged Jats.....which are so humourous, meaningful, fit for all kinds of situations and gives us a different way of thinking and at times i personally feel that i cant express myself in a BEST WAY IF I DONT USE A KAHAWAT....here i am writing few that i can remember right now and will sure add on few more later as i keep remembering.....Because in this corporate world of Private company's formal atmosphere i dont get much chance to communicate in MY Sweet Language Haryanvi, but still i'll give it a try, May i request all of you to contribute as much as you can. In last i would request Mr.D.N.Deswal to make a collection of these and store them like Haryanvi Dictionary....

1. Kumhar ki kumhari pe tai paar basave na....Gadhi ke kaan ainthan bhaje.

2. Baap nai na maari Mindaki beta teer-andaaz....

3. Ronta sa jaa....ar maryan ki khabar lya....

4. Kimme meri ka mann tha....kimme aage lanihaar....

5. Bakri doodh tai degi....par mingan karke....

6. Akal bina oont(camel) ubahane

7. Haandi ka chho baroli pai....

8. Gaam basya na mangtey fir gey....

9. Kade kade moond mundayee....jibbe padge olley....

10. JAT ganda na de....bhelii de de....

11. JAT marya jibb janiye.... jab hole tehraami....

12.Roop rowe.... karam kha....

Add on...

13. Ghani shyani....do baar poya kare....

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Its good idea but I'll suggest to give the meanings also side by side. These Haryanvi kahawats are found in other Indian and world languages also. Moreover, Jats are not found in Haryana only. They do use Braj, Rajasthani, Punjabi, Khadi boli...etc. also.

When a Jat king near Rome was threatened by vast multitudes of Roman armies he gave a typical Jat style reply: "Thicker the Hay, Easier Moved". Can somebody tell its Haryanvi Equivalent?

There is one in Braj: Jat ka Jat Dushman aur Jat ke sub Dushman

There is one more: Bade Daant wale ka rona, hansna, Darana or Ghurrana ek sa lage

 

[vpannu]

There is one more: Bade Daant wale ka rona, hansna, Darana or Ghurrana ek sa lage

Tewatia ji, you missed the desi touch on this one.
Daandle khasam ka na haanste ka bera paatte, arr na rondde ka

 

[sktewatia]

Tewatia ji, you missed the desi touch on this one.
Daandle khasam ka na haanste ka bera paatte, arr na rondde ka

Rre mazza aa gaya Pannuji. You are really great. Its true also because later was my manipulation. Ya kahawat hansne ronn ki hi thi. Baaki ghurrana, darana mhare add kiya tha. Ebb aapp Elarik the great nne aazmao. Halanki, manne bi bera sse ekk Jelly me uttnna hi ghanna bhuss aawe see jitna ki vo dense howe sse.

Please give a Desi Touch to this Jat style reply also.

Please write a few lines about Pannu. Not only me, all Jats are curious to know.

 

[mukul_baliyan]

One more

Jaisi Nakti devi, asei ut Pujari.........

 

[dahiyasaab]

Good to see all here !!!

Ek-doh mujhe bhi yaad aayi, kabhi tau k muh se suni thi

K tottey k pachey lath le k daud re se k tu mahrey aa !
tottey means nuksan, ghaatta !

Battan k dikkedey se toddey ja se !

Om bhole, tthaaa le padosiyan ne sudha laakdiya, hum teh tere ae se !

hatheli pe k sarsoon ugya kare !!!

 

[sunitahooda]

Ankur its good to see you after long gap...thanks for your contribution

Ek-doh mujhe bhi yaad aayi, kabhi tau k muh se suni thi

K tottey k pachey lath le k daud re se k tu mahrey aa !
tottey means nuksan, ghaatta !

Battan k dikkedey se toddey ja se !

Om bhole, tthaaa le padosiyan ne sudha laakdiya, hum teh tere ae se !

hatheli pe k sarsoon ugya kare !!!

 

[sanjeetsparp]

Ek meri taraf te je kise ne na likhi ho te...

Haathi Ghode beh gaye er gadhi pooche paani kitna

 

[sanjeetsparp]

ek - do or bhi yaad aayi......

1) Kaakh main chora er gaam main dhindhora
2) Kyuker ser pe goond ka pipa sa dhera ja se
3) Are kyuker bahya main naaye ki terah ho reha se
4) Dhadh ne dhadh Ganga ji pe toh le
5) Gobbar main dela maare er khud e chittam chhit
6) Kyun Bavyanti dhaankh ki terah kaatked taar reha se
7) Gareeb ki bahu sabh ki bhabhi
8) Bohdiyaa ka bhai gaam ka saala
9) Khali nayaan kaatde munde
10) Aandh guru aandha chela kue main donu dhelaam dhela

 

[sanjeetsparp]

Ek or yaad aaya

Jhotaan ki ladai main jhaadaan ka kho

 

[dahiyasaab]

yeh dil maangey more !!!

Jab meri tai kuch baat pe birdyaanti aaya kare, teh tau yoh dialoge katya kare,......... jab dekho Roadways ki dhaala kuukaati aaya kare

Kaanna k keedaey se jhadgey !
ghani aen-ten karan ki jarut na se !

rotiyaan ki jutti si gathani pad ri se (mera tau yo lath jab gaadya kare jab usne mere haath ki poi oodh roti khani padjya se, aer ek bey teh kasai ne hasaan-hasaan maar diye they jab mere bhai ki aer meri rotiyaan ka comparision betha diya tha ! Bolya k ankur ki roti aissi se jai kutte teh denti hana uske laag ja teh kutta ek be pyaaaun karke chup ho jaga aer kha lega, aer jay narender k poi oodh roti kutte k laag ja teh sanjh tahi chup koni hove aer majaal k vo kha bhi le ush roti ne, aer aagle din teh ish ne dekh teh ae rovan laag jyaga nu soch k kade aaj pher roti na dede yoh !!!)