Haryanwi Kahawatein....

my favourite kahawats!!!

bhai tam ne sarri kahawat to likh di fer bhi jo mein add karunga woh meri katti favourite hai:

# GAD-DI(I GUESS FOX OR LOMDDI) K KAAN NA TO CHHUDAYE JA, NA PAKDE JA
(this is situation wen u can neither walk on, nor walk out)

# WATAL-WATAL KARDA MARGAYA DHORRE DHARRA THA PAANI
(this kahawat is on the story:
once upon a time ek chamar thaa, aur woh naya-naya fauj mein te chhutiya pe aarya thaa, fauj mein faujiyan ne kimme jaroori-jaroori emergency aale engreji k haraf sikhadiya karre, to us fauji ne bhi watar,food aur kimme haraf seekh rakhe thee, to jab gaam me aaya to uske hogi kimme bimari aur usne lag gi ghanni tiss(pyass), woh khaat mein padda-padda watal-watal kari gaya, sarre gaam k ek- doosre te poochhi gaye yu watal k hove se aur woh marr gaya.
uspe aye kisene kahi thee, watal-watal karda marr gaya, dhorre dharra tha panni.
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Deswal Sahab....ya Bulhad mutney ka bera tha par manne poori na aave thi....aapne kaat diya kalesh....aur likhoongi main thodi war mai....:)

नांगलोई − तू क्यूं रोई
मैं न्यूं रोई − मुंडके की मन्नै सारी ढोई
बक्करवारा − सदा कंवारा
हिरणकूदणा − बुलहद मूतणा
 
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Martey manas ka haath pakad ley....bolte ki jabaan na pakdi jaa....

Kai BABA rail mein....kai jail main....

Kha tai kha Ghee tai....na tai ja jee tai....

Bina feryan ka khasam....

Lugai pai tai....Jis pe hag kai na uthya ja woh bhi naam dhar diya karei sai....
 
1. Bitode mein te to gosse eh likadenge.
2. Khaan kutte kheer.
3. Sheeraan ke haath kisne dhoye.
4. Bahu to suthari hai par kaani hai.
 
Aisi hi ek kahawat mujhe yaad aa gayi....

Aab Aab-kehte mare....sirhane dharya rya paani....(Aab means water in Urdu)



WATAL-WATAL KARDA MARGAYA DHORRE DHARRA THA PAANI

Ghar mai soot na pooni....julahe gail latham lathaa....:)

Jisne Kari Sharam Uske Footey Karam- Keshav Dahiya
Marod Mein Tai Karod Lagenge

Haare hod kai do laat faltu lagya karein....

Sadh sukhya na saaman hara....

Chorrti billi chhenkey ki rukhali....
 
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I love this one, and have had directed at me many times.

"margi rand khataai binya"

I understand the context in which it is said, but I dont know the reasoning or logic behind it, can someone help please.
 
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Small children use this 'akddi-jakddi' :

Baudda-rey-baudda - Haandi Raudda
Haandi dhari kassaiyaan key,
Baudda naache naaiyaan key

बौड़ा रै बौड़ा हांडी−रौड़ा
हांडी धरी कसाइयां कै
बौड़ा नाचै नाइयां कै

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One more from village children’s sweet tounge:

Khaati-chidda, Bill mein baddya –
Maara Dal-la, likadd paddya

(Khatti-chidda : Katphodda – woodpecker)

खाती चिड़ा − बिल में बड़्या
मारया डळा − लिकड़ पड़्या

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Infact we used to use this one a lot....
dndeswal said:
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Small children use this 'akddi-jakddi' :

Baudda-rey-baudda - Haandi Raudda
Haandi dhari kassaiyaan key,
Baudda naache naaiyaan key

बौड़ा रै बौड़ा हांडी−रौड़ा
हांडी धरी कसाइयां कै
बौड़ा नाचै नाइयां कै
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sunitahooda said:
1. Itney Kaani ka shingar hoga....itney mela bichhadd lega....

2. Kaam ka na kaaj ka....dhai mann anaaj ka....

3. Kaam chudelan ke....mijaj pariyan ke....(meri nani ki fav.thi)

4. Laanda tai puchkaariye chahve tha....

5. Andhaa nyuote ar do bulawey....

6. Andhaa baatey rewaddi....ap-apna nai de....

7. Maa tai tarsey chothi chothi nai....beti bitode ke bitode bakshey....
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sunita yo thread to tanne badia ched diya. .......arr tanne kahawat bhi ghanniye aawan hain. kise ta puchhe hai ke aape likhe hai... :D :D hahahaa........2-4 meri taraf ta bhi....

1) Chor ne khansi or Chhori ne Hansi fasawe.

2) Sudhe ki bahu sabh ki Bhabhi.

3) Gande te Gandiri mithi, Gudd te Mitha Laalla
Bhai te Bhatija Pyara, Sab te Pyara Sala.

4) Katte Jat ka, Sikkhe Nai Ka.

5) Roop Rove, Karam Khave.

6) 100 din Chor ke, 1 din Shah Ka.

7) Sudhi Chhipkali ghanne Machchhar Khave.

8) Barati to maae jaam diya kare.

9) Chikdanda Chikkadd main Padde.
 
Tere chhichadd na tuttein mhare tein.


Nanni phandd krre,dheyotta dandd bharre



Suutte ki bahwdyawei parr jhuthhe ki na bahwdei.
 
kuch aur

sunitahooda said:
Haare hod kai do laat faltu lagya karein....

Sadh sukhya na saaman hara....
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SAMMAN KE ANDHE NE HARA E HARA DEEKHYA KARE
ANDHA BAANTE REWARI BHER BHER APNYA NE DE
SSAMP TE JHEREE SAPOLIYA
 
ye lyoo

kaandhe pe beth ke kaan main muttana..........hahaha...............:D:D

keshuu mutt diyaa karre jib jitu unne kaandhe pe betha liyaa karee..........hahaha:D:D:p
 
main bhi likh dun ek..

Kaane, Tunde arr Langde mein ek aeb faltu hi paya kare hai.:D

Nu bawla sa haande hai janu bigade bhya mein naii..

Arre tu kyane muh latka rhya sei , issa laage sei jan budhiya si fuuk ke aa rhya ho..
 
Deepak bohot wari ishstart hoya sai tu mere barrrey main:D :) Good one

sejwaldeepak said:
Kaane, Tunde arr Langde mein ek aeb faltu hi paya kare hai.:D

Nu bawla sa haande hai janu bigade bhya mein naii..

Arre tu kyane muh latka rhya sei , issa laage sei jan budhiya si fuuk ke aa rhya ho..
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