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ritudahiya
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Lessons in Logic
> >
> >If your father is a poor man,
> >it is your fate but,
> >if your father-in-law is a poor man,
> >it's your mistake.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >I was born intelligent -
> >education ruined me.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Practice makes perfect.....
> >But nobody's perfect......
> >so why practice?
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >If it's true that we are
> >here to help others,
> >then what exactly are the others here for?
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Since light travels faster than sound,
> >people appear bright until you hear them speak.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Money is not everything.
> >There's Mastercard & Visa.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >One should love animals.
> >They are so tasty.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Behind every successful man, there is a woman
> >And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
> >
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Every man should marry.
> >After all, happiness is not the only thing in
> >life.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >The wise never marry.
> >and when they marry they become otherwise.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Success is a relative term.
> >It brings so many relatives.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Never put off the work till tomorrow
> >what you can put off today.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >"Your future depends on your dreams"
> >So go to sleep
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >There should be
> >a better way to start a day
> >Than waking up every morning
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >"Hard work never killed anybody"
> >But why take the risk
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >"Work fascinates me"
> >I can look at it for hours
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >God made relatives;
> >Thank God we can choose our friends.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >The more you learn, the more you know,
> >The more you know, the more you forget
> >The more you forget, the less you know
> >So.. why learn.
> >
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >A bus station is where a bus stops.
> >
> >A train station is
> >where a train stops.
> >
> >On my desk, I have a work station....
> >what more can I say........
> >
> >If your father is a poor man,
> >it is your fate but,
> >if your father-in-law is a poor man,
> >it's your mistake.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >I was born intelligent -
> >education ruined me.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Practice makes perfect.....
> >But nobody's perfect......
> >so why practice?
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >If it's true that we are
> >here to help others,
> >then what exactly are the others here for?
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Since light travels faster than sound,
> >people appear bright until you hear them speak.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Money is not everything.
> >There's Mastercard & Visa.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >One should love animals.
> >They are so tasty.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Behind every successful man, there is a woman
> >And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
> >
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Every man should marry.
> >After all, happiness is not the only thing in
> >life.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >The wise never marry.
> >and when they marry they become otherwise.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Success is a relative term.
> >It brings so many relatives.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >Never put off the work till tomorrow
> >what you can put off today.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >"Your future depends on your dreams"
> >So go to sleep
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >There should be
> >a better way to start a day
> >Than waking up every morning
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >"Hard work never killed anybody"
> >But why take the risk
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >"Work fascinates me"
> >I can look at it for hours
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >God made relatives;
> >Thank God we can choose our friends.
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >
> >The more you learn, the more you know,
> >The more you know, the more you forget
> >The more you forget, the less you know
> >So.. why learn.
> >
> >
> >........................................................................
> >
> >A bus station is where a bus stops.
> >
> >A train station is
> >where a train stops.
> >
> >On my desk, I have a work station....
> >what more can I say........