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Have you experienced this ?
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Ruby's Principle Of Clo! se Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
 
I've experienced all these laws n i think ev'1 has exp atleast dis one:

O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
adjust to the laws ..

I too have experienced all these and here I have found remedy for alll !!

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Never apply any thng on Hands or keep a cloth with u

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Ask some one else to get it back

Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Make sure always dial correct noss :)


Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

can't help jus say the other tyre was flat :D


O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

so some dialogue movie ka "Hum jaha khade hote hain line waha se shuru hoti hain" :p ..problem is solved ;)

Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Have a phone near ur bath tub

Ruby's Principle Of Clo! se Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

this is really true .. in tht case expect tht unexpected :P u will never see him

Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

make sure u make some other changes and make it not to work atleast at tht moment ;) .. I faced this whn showing problem in the codes to my manager .the program started running :(


Zadra's Law Of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

use itch guard :P

Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

always come late so atleast its not u who have to get up ..whether ur seat is at the beginnig or at end

Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

love drinking cold coffee


u will enjoy every laws thn

vins
 
Upendra ji..
yeah sab javab actual situation me hi mile hain aur tried n tested hain .. atleast they have worked for me on most occasions .. it would definately work ...

upen_singh said:
bahut acche jabab doondh kar laye ho vinod bhai. par jab situation aati hai to ye jabab milte nahi
 
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