Hazirjawabi tau

[kschhillar]

Sare jat bhaie-yann ne ram-ram.
Self- An Indian Army Officer presently serving the United Nations at Isreal.
Sending across a joke, hope u all will like it:-
Ek be a tau ek khacha khak bhari bus mein chadgya.Sari seat bhari thee bas ek khali thee er us pe ek rumal(hanky) dhrya tha.Tau ne fat de see ne rumal thaya er seat pe pasar gya.
Thodi haan me ek chori ayi,suthree see, tau ne boli,"ya seat meri se, khadya hole'.
Tau boleya, " chhori seat tere ke naam likh ryakhi se"
Chhori boliyi"Tau manne es pe apna rumal dhar rakhya tha, ya seat meri se".
Tau bolya," Aaa ye , je yo Khandwa(pointing towards his turban) mein teri maa ke ser pe dhar du gaa , te ke waa meri ho ja gi".

 

[ssindhu]

ha ha. thta was really hilarious

 

[pgrewal]

Kati Lath Gadh Ga tau te

Kasuta joke tha bhai
laga re nuen lekin kai baar mene haryanve padte padte pasena sa ajaveh se.
per teen chat baar padne ke baad pure haryanve samaz avoh se.

keep it up brother

 

[anilsinghd]

@ topic : he he he he he

nice one !

bus ar tau se mujhe bhi kuch yaad aaya

joke koni real story hai ! mere frnd ke saath hui !

ek baar ek ghani bhari bus mein ek tau baitha tha conductor seat se aagli aali seat pe !
ar wahaan college ke kuch baalak khade they ! unmein se ek baalak ne tau ko bag pakda diya !
tau nai goddaan mein dhar liya
fer ek aur aaya ar tau tai bola : tau yo bag dhar le !

tau nai woh bhi dhar liya goddan mein !

fer ek aur aaya ar bola ki tau bag dhar le , !

tau karda karda lakhaaya lekin dhar liya bag..

chaalte chaalte baat shuru hone lag gayi !!!

conductor ke bera na key jee mein aayi ! nyun bola ak tau tera naam key sai ar tu kunse gaam ka sai !!!

tau bola : mera naam sai " khoooti "