Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her...

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1) Nahi
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.
7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai...??
8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye mentally prepared nahi hoo.
10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu...??
11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di?? J
12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!! J
13) Sorry J
14) "......Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai.....
L...................................."
15) "Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu" J
16) "Yes .. I too like you ... (but hope you don't cheat on me ) " ...
(Which
we guys most
oftenly do J )
17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye
18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti. J J
19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki... (probably
followed by a slap)J
20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do...
Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)
Girl: saat janam J
21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)
22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon...
23) Now that's a real tragedy....
Girl: Hee hee ......hee  hee hee.....hee ....hee......hee......
Hee hee ......hee  hee hee.....hee ....hee......hee......
24) Boy: I love U!
Gal: I don't think abt all this before marriage.
25) Keep loving I don't care.
26) Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho...
27) Kaun sa number hai mera tumhare proposals ki history mein.
Ha ha ha ha....
28) tumhe is nazar se kabhi dekha nahi
29) tumhare barre mein kabhi aisa socha nahi
30) mummy se pooch kar bataungi
31) mere bhaiyya se baat kar lo , who hi tumhe samajhayenge
32) Knyo, Tina ne "No" bola????
33) Lekin tum to Mina ke piche pade the, Kya usne thappad mara????
34) Kitne time ke liye -:) ???
35) Worst one-- Jo bhi bolna hai jaldi bolo mera beta school se aata hoga..

36) Thanks. I love you, too. J
37) Boy :- Sonya, I love U.....
Gal :- Sorry , Next 3 Months tak Waiting List chal rahi hai....
38) "What?"
39) "Let's just stay away from this"
40) <silence>
41) <girl's friend faints>
42) "Give me some free space"
43) I'm the niece of your Head Of Dept.
44) My friend in college got one classic reply ... "IÂ THINKÂ I'MÂ
ENGAGED"
45) "I think, I will have better options in future ..."
Mujhe tumse is baare mein koi baat nahi karni, then she starts ignoring,
phir bhi nahi
sudhare then she threatens via some common friends. J
46) My Boy friend is very short Tempered. Beware of it.
47) like you as a friend but I never thought about us like this...cant we be
just good friends
for ever ;)
47) Actually my younger sis likes you a lot.
48) My mummy does not like your family (if the family knows each other.)
49) "Why me?..Tumne mere meih essa kya dekha?..."she wants you to list down
all the Good
qualities that you even might have not seen in her. J
50) SLAP !! ....:(
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said



"Daring ideas are like chessmen moved forward. They may be beaten, but they
may start a winning game"
 
hahahah bahut badhiya yaar..

Choriya kay to reply bata diye .. ib chora ka ulta jawab bhi likh do...

ek baar nyu bani ki mera dost gaya ek chori nay propose karen khatir.. woh ek dum molad tha .. aur unki conversation kuch is tarah thi..

Dost: Aap meray saath frndship karegi?? (bade prem bhav say)
Chori: No... (bina uski taraf dekhay)
Bus NO sunte hi molad ka sir ghum gaya er... palat kay bolya

GU KHA LAY PHIR !!!!


meri to kilkari paat gi oday hi ... er wa chori bechari si thobdi lay kay chali gayi.

er kisi bhai dhore idea ho to in choriya ka rejection ka saamna karne kay to zarur bataee.


Peace
 
:)

i think the manner in which a guy proposes is also very important....

something like: "You know what, you look very much like my future wife" or girlfriend! is something that is cute and atleast will bring a smile to her face and will to the least avert the imminent slap or an outright rude no!! :)

cheers

vivek
 
Beta Ghana experience le ra se

Beta :rolleyes: Vivek!
Yoh shiksh kade te lee humne bhi bata de?:D hum to soche the ki hamare ale ne ach propose karna anwata tha:p:)
 
some good pickup lines:

:) with comments in curly braces {}


1)Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt? {decent}

2)If you stood infront of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

3)If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

4)Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

5)Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

6)So What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

7)The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

8)There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

9)Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living? {NICE ONE}

10)You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
{chances of slap...95%}

12)Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

13) Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

14)Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

15) I've not had quite a bit to drink, and still are looking pretty good! {NICE}

16) If I owned Mcdonalds, I would name a sandwich after you as McGorgeous {cute one}

17) Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

18)You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night

19) I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
{Dont really do it..unless u are very confident!!}

20)Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

21)Is it hot in here or is it just you? {GOOD:)}

22)I hear your body is made up of 75% water, man am I thirsty!
{on the bolder side}

23) Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
{probablity of slap : 99%}

24) Hi, whats your name? Did you go to (put in a place) yesterday? (no) Oh, right that was in my dream. {:) }

25) Do you know what the square root of 81 is? (Hopefully they say nine) Oh, then you are not just another pretty face. {good one..might be not so good if asked from a techie girl }

26)Gently rub the girl's back and say, "I thought angels had wings."
{probability of slap : 99.9%}

27)You must be the cause of global warming!! {:) }

28)Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me

29)Walk up to a girl and look at the tag on the back of her shirt. When she asks what you're doing tell her your checking to see if she was made in heaven. {NICE}

cheers! ;)

vivek
 
A word on how to create a good impression

;)

Best Way to Impress Women
​
One word: Respect

Women think much differently from us men, so you have watch what you say all of the time. The thing women love most is when men respect them. Women are constantly worrying about men just trying to get into their pants. This goes through every womans mind all of the time. Much of the time it isn't a problem but if you want a nice girl then you will need to be especially nice and say the right things. Be respectful, show her that you respect her and treat her like a queen.
Some women hate when men come up to them just because of their looks; that will of course mean he only wants one thing. If you make a more subtle approach, a friendly or random approach, the woman will be more interested in having a relationship with you. This is the exact reason why you should not talk to the lady in the group you like as much as the others until you slowly get to know her. It seems stupid… I said the same thing until I actually tried this. Yes…women are impossible.
Other ways to impress women include: Being very nice, honest, caring, emotional (on occasion), modest, confident (not cocky) not showing that you like her a lot; for example, do not call her everyday or seem desperate.

cheers

vivek
 
a pyare dost vivek bad aage hi aage moodkar na dekhna piche hum aa rahe tere sath sath
hahahahhahahahah

namste untiji bade ko subhash kahte hai

madhvi said:
Bahut khoob beta,
Bilkul Theek Ja Rahe Ho....:p
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ROG KAAT DIYA BHAI....

CHHORI TO AAGE TE KISE NE NA NAATEGI.........

Bahoot Khoob !!!

rahulkharb said:
hahahah bahut badhiya yaar..

Choriya kay to reply bata diye .. ib chora ka ulta jawab bhi likh do...

ek baar nyu bani ki mera dost gaya ek chori nay propose karen khatir.. woh ek dum molad tha .. aur unki conversation kuch is tarah thi..

Dost: Aap meray saath frndship karegi?? (bade prem bhav say)
Chori: No... (bina uski taraf dekhay)
Bus NO sunte hi molad ka sir ghum gaya er... palat kay bolya

GU KHA LAY PHIR !!!!


meri to kilkari paat gi oday hi ... er wa chori bechari si thobdi lay kay chali gayi.

er kisi bhai dhore idea ho to in choriya ka rejection ka saamna karne kay to zarur bataee.


Peace
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ke kara bina Experience koi puchh ta hi nai hai koi bhi field lelo untiji


madhvi said:
Beta :rolleyes: Vivek!
Yoh shiksh kade te lee humne bhi bata de?:D hum to soche the ki hamare ale ne ach propose karna anwata tha:p:)
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hahaha

wa bhai wa,
aur bhi koi kasar reh gai thi to puri kar dete,ib maine nahi lagta ak kise chhori dhore jawaba ki kami reh jagi,gad diya na khunta.
joking yaar,good,keep it up.
Vivek Kadyan.
 
Yeh Sub replies.. Infosys Pune mein Outlook Public Folders mein logon ne post kiye they....

Yeh Lo saare chipka diye sein menne....eb padhey Jao saare..

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Now that’s a real tragedy….



Anyways… all in the family J




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22) Mein tumhare chotte bhai se pyaar karti hoon…



Boy: Faints….




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In some cases,

21) Mai ek shaadi shuda ladki hu ;-)




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19) Tumhari himmat kaise hui mere baare mein aisa sochne ki… (probably followed by a slap)J



20) Girl: mujhe sochna ka wakt do…

Guy: kitna wakt???(with hope)

Girl: saat janam J



Thanks & Regards,

Bhakti Salvi

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18) Tum agar pehle mile hote to sochti. J J


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17) Phele kyon nahi bataya ab tum late ho gaye



P.S: No Offense meant






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From: Kunal Kumar Shah
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16) “Yes .. I too like you … (but hope you don’t cheat on me ) “ … (Which we guys most oftenly do J )



P.S: No Offense meant



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The worst reply…



15) “Main toh tumhe apna Bhai maanati hu” J



Regards,




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From: Sunil Prabhu
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SLAP !! ....:(





ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS....it is said





Cheers!!

Sunil.








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From: Tushar Gangadhar Ghawale
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One more……



14) “……Apna chehra kabhi aayine me dekha hai….. L………………………………”



Regards,

Tushar




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From: Virendra M
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One more great response:



13) Sorry J



Regards,




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12) Ye donon ke dil me hai na, to phir kya kehna!! J




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11) Itni si baat kehne ke liye itni der lagaa di?? J




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7) Tumhara bank balance kitna hai…??

8) Magar last year to maine tumhe raakhi baandhi thi ..hai naa..bhaiyya..??

9) Mein abhi is relation ke liye metally prepared nahi hoo.

10) Mein apne dady se pooch ke tumhe kaal answer karu…??






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Hey guys,

Jst got a mail bout Answers given by Gals on proposing them….

Wat r the other possible answers ( can be frm ur own Experience) ???

Have fun,



1) Nahi
2) Chiiiii.....Kitne gande vichar hain tumhare,
3) Maine tumhe sirf ek acche dost ki nazar se dekha hai .
4) Mera pehle se ek boyfrnd hai.
5 ) Main in baton pe vishwas nahi karti, apne padhai pe dhyaan lagao,
6) tum abhi tak mujhe jaante kahan ho ?Yeh shayad infatuation hai.





Ankit Goel
 
ye sab to normal replies hain....kuch different bhi to likho....smthn innovative ya fir create karo..it would be fun!
 
Here's one

He: Wuld u like to dance with me ??
She: No.
He: C'mon, lower your standard. I did

Bhai choriya nay ghaana sir pay nahi chadana chahiye ... :p
 
he he lagta hai 50 ladkiyo ko propose kar chuke hai aap. he he he he plz don mind i was jus kidding.
 
Bhaiyon Jaton ke saath sab se badee dikkat too yoo se,
Jab tak padai likhai kee baat chale hai tou ladkee ne lage hai bhai yoo chhora tou theek se, lamba thada 6 fit ka hatta katta hai,
Par bhai jaise hee kisi ne kuchh kah dee too bhai apnee jatoo bhasa aa ja hai, aur fir chooree na mudke bhee dekhe.

Fir na wo raste mai bhee hai/ hallo karee .

Yoo to bhaiyon mera experience raha hai.
 
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