One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of
a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he began crying,
God appeared and asked
him, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe
into water. God went
down into the water and reappeared with a golden
axe.
"Is this your axe?", God asked.
The woodcutter said "No".
God again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?", God
asked.
The wood cutter said "No".
God went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?", God
asked.
The wood cutter said "Yes".
God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him
all the three axes.
The woodcutter went home happily. One day while he
was walking with his
wife
along the river, his wife fell into the river. When
he began crying, God
appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"My wife has fallen into water."
God went down into the water and came up with
Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your
wife?", God asked.
"Yes", he said.
God was furious,"YOOOOOU CHEEEEAT!! Now I am going
to curse you......"
The woodcutter quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It
is an
misunderstanding.
If I say "No" to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up
with Catherine Zeta
Jones.
If I also say "No" to her, you will finally come up
with my wife and I will
say "Yes". Then you will give all the three to me. I
am a poor man. I will
not be able to look after all the three. So that's
why I've to say "Yes"...
a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he began crying,
God appeared and asked
him, "Why are you crying?"
The woodcutter told Him that he had dropped his axe
into water. God went
down into the water and reappeared with a golden
axe.
"Is this your axe?", God asked.
The woodcutter said "No".
God again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?", God
asked.
The wood cutter said "No".
God went down again and came up with an iron axe.
"Is this your axe?", God
asked.
The wood cutter said "Yes".
God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him
all the three axes.
The woodcutter went home happily. One day while he
was walking with his
wife
along the river, his wife fell into the river. When
he began crying, God
appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"My wife has fallen into water."
God went down into the water and came up with
Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your
wife?", God asked.
"Yes", he said.
God was furious,"YOOOOOU CHEEEEAT!! Now I am going
to curse you......"
The woodcutter quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It
is an
misunderstanding.
If I say "No" to Jennifer Lopez, you will come up
with Catherine Zeta
Jones.
If I also say "No" to her, you will finally come up
with my wife and I will
say "Yes". Then you will give all the three to me. I
am a poor man. I will
not be able to look after all the three. So that's
why I've to say "Yes"...