How guys select the girl they want to marry

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How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

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> A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

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> He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000

and watches to see what they do with the money.

>

> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets

her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new

> outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she

has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so

much.

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> The man is impressed.

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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

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> She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his

computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she

> tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him

so much.

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> Again, the man is impressed.

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> The third invests the money in the stock market.

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> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and

reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

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> She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves

him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

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> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money.

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> Guess which lady he chose to marry?

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* > > > > > > > He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

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* > > > > > > > Men are Men,!!!
 
Jai Mata Di,
priya ji....




u are only thinking from one side...........the othe side is .....

that man has lot of money and he need no more money

but he really needs a beautiful wife.......... :D :D :D



saab aapne jarurat ke hesaab se sochte he......phir chahe wo men ho ya women...


....really a good one..... :D :D :D


____Deepak Dahiya____
******Jai Mata Di******
 
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aaj hamarai pass 2 sawarg hotai...


Histroy yaad hai na.....
Vishvamitr jasa mahan hrishi
jab mohit :p ho sakta hai.....
tou es adami kya galti hai.

ha....Ha.........ha.........
he................he.........
 
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ajaygaite said:
:D per beautiful kon si thi.......
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Ajay bhai jis ne saare paise aapne uper kh-rch ker diye the..........to look more beautiful ...to impress the men





____Deepak Dahiya____
******Jai Mata Di******
 
Gals are impossible to please.

Hey Priya

here's what we guys think of gals in matters of selecting a hubby


Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor---------
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor---------
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor-----------
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor-------
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor-------
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."
 
simply_sunny001 said:
Hey Priya

here's what we guys think of gals in matters of selecting a hubby


Fifth floor-------
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."
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arrey Bhai fir se ground floor per enter to kar hi saktee hain larkiyaan to reach to the right floor and pick up the man they want...LOL...

RK^2
 
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Jai Mata Di to all member's


Good One Sandeep bhai........ :) :D :p ..LOL




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Female hormones

"Yesterday scientists in the USA revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, they fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and couldn't drive..." :D
 
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simply_sunny001 said:
Hey Priya





here's what we guys think of gals in matters of selecting a hubby


Recently a "Husband Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands...

First floor---------
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.

Second floor---------
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor-----------
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."
"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.

Fourth floor-------
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor-------
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. The exit is to your left."
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nice joke its a fact if men is men then beauti is also beauti who will ignore.. it...

A men is always mad behind beauti so he was also thoughtless at that time and he was having a lot of money with him.. so why to worry ...


priyasingh said:
How guys select the girl they want to marry.....

>

> A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

>

> He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000

and watches to see what they do with the money.

>

> The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets

her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new

> outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she

has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so

much.

>

> The man is impressed.

>

> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

>

> She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his

computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she

> tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him

so much.

>

> Again, the man is impressed.

>

> The third invests the money in the stock market.

>

> She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and

reinvests the remainder in a joint account.

>

> She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves

him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

>

> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money.

>

> Guess which lady he chose to marry?

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* > > > > > > > He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

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* > > > > > > > Men are Men,!!!
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It would be easy to read without these<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<....otherwise its an ordinary post....Hey Priya....not against you:)
 
Thanks Sunita Ji! atleast after about 11 months you find time to comment on my thread ,Jatni hun itna chota dil nahi ki thodi se baat se hil jaye

mujhe ek song bhi yaad aa raha hai dhuan-2:)

Actually posted this in last sep at that time rules and regulation were not as strict as they are today and moderators were not as alert as they are now:) (us time Deepak aur Deswal sahab jaise moderators nahi the)
otherwise this post would have been deleted its a non jat joke, but there was not such rule at that time.
 
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