1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better": this will keep her on her toes. And girls love that.
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or, if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls love to be roughed up.:boxing
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be". repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and everygirl needs some improvement.
6. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
7. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
8. play with her hair. play with it HARD...until you left your palm with handful of hairs
9. warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear.
10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. show her how much you miss her....
11. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
12. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! or you can put a piece of paper in her nose ....you can use your arms for more important things. like cricket, basketball. She is going to think that you really love her and want to talk to her 24x7...that why you dont want her to take a nap
13. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
14. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
15. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
16. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
spontaneous guy.
17. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
18. if you are listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.
19. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
20. while driving bike....drive so rashly....and racklessly ( scare her to death),,,,,,,girls love thrilling guys....
2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (Or, if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.)
3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls love to be roughed up.:boxing
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be". repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and everygirl needs some improvement.
6. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can."
7. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames.
8. play with her hair. play with it HARD...until you left your palm with handful of hairs
9. warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye.
" the best way to get warm is with fear.10. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. show her how much you miss her....
11. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls?
12. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! or you can put a piece of paper in her nose ....you can use your arms for more important things. like cricket, basketball. She is going to think that you really love her and want to talk to her 24x7...that why you dont want her to take a nap
13. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
14. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.
15. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
16. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a
spontaneous guy.
17. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about.
18. if you are listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
this way she'll think you're mysterious.
19. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
20. while driving bike....drive so rashly....and racklessly ( scare her to death),,,,,,,girls love thrilling guys....
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