Humour........

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1980 girls--
Beti: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls--
Beti: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!


Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!


What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!


What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
 
Bahi saching main bhi dangi sahab tai 101% sahmat su ....yaar isi isi baat sab tai nahin bataya karte ......kuch to .....after all we are indian and more over we are jat..............
 
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