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devdahiya

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Ek 40 saal ki aurat ka heart ka bye pass[surgery] operation huya.Operation ke baad ek raat nei uss lugai nei sapna aaya arr bhagwaan sakshat uske samne khadde hogge arr bolle," Beta tanne ghabrawan ki koe jaroorat na...ibbe-tei tu 40 saal arr 2 mhinne aur jeewei gi..aishh kar." Wa auratt baddi rajji hui arr 2 mhine aur hospital mei rahi arr sabh kim..ie tummy tucking,plastic surgery,flash trims..arr bera na ke-2...karwa girra ...akk ibb tei 40 saal aiss karan nei milge. Jib wa hasptal mei te discharge hui arr apnne ghran ja thi tei raste mei ek gaddi tlle aagi arr ram-2 satya hogi.Wa yamraj dhorre pohnchi arr chho mei aake boli," Yu ke karya yamraj ke bachche...tnne nyu kahi thi akk mei ibbe 40 saal arr 2 mhinne aur jeeungge?" Yamraj bolya," Beti manne te tu pichhanniye konya." Ha..ha..ha.




Moral: Bebe,Mata,Bua,Bhabhi,Mami,Maussi.......Chilattar nahi karnne ...na...tei....uppar padhhe liya sei....ha...ha..ha.


KADDE MAAR SENDDLLA MERI DEHI TODD DYO....RAKSHA KARIYE YAMRAJ!
 
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devdahiya said:
Ek 40 saal ki aurat ka heart ka bye pass[surgery] operation huya.Operation ke baad ek raat nei uss lugai nei sapna aaya arr bhagwaan sakshat uske samne khadde hogge arr bolle," Beta tanne ghabrawan ki koe jaroorat na...ibbe-tei tu 40 saal arr 2 mhinne aur jeewei gi..aishh kar." Wa auratt baddi rajji hui arr 2 mhine aur hospital mei rahi arr sabh kim..ie tummy tucking,plastic surgery,flash trims..arr bera na ke-2...karwa girra ...akk ibb tei 40 saal aiss karan nei milge. Jib wa hasptal mei te discharge hui arr apnne ghran ja thi tei raste mei ek gaddi tlle aagi arr ram-2 satya hogi.Wa yamraj dhorre pohnchi arr chho mei aake boli," Yu ke karya yamraj ke bachche...tnne nyu kahi thi akk mei ibbe 40 saal arr 2 mhinne aur jeeungge?" Yamraj bolya," Beti manne te tu pichhanniye konya." Ha




Moral: Bebe,Mata,Bua,Bhabhi,Mami,Maussi.......Chilattar nahi karnne ...na...tei....uppar padhhe liya sei....ha...ha..ha.


KADDE MAAR SENDDLLA MERI DEHI TODD DYO....RAKSHA KARIYE YAMRAJ!
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ha ha ha ha ha ha a

moral badhiya se chilattar nahi
ha ha ha ha ha ha
great joke ,,kassotaa chaap ge kaka
 
oooo manisee.........

manu14 said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha a

moral badhiya se chilattar nahi
ha ha ha ha ha ha
great joke ,,kassotaa chaap ge kaka
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o bhaii mansee..............ke baat kari yaa..........ke kasutaa lagaa tannee bhaii imee......uff great bhi ...........hahhahhaha........theek impress ho rya saii tuu bhaii...........EK AADHI SANDALL terii THODII pey bhii laagegii kee haanse saii issee baashhii jokee paii............kilkii.........hahahaahahah..............hahahaha......kilkii........pe......killkii.......:D:D:D:D

aya saii kaka ka bhateeja..............kilkii.......:p:p:D:D:D
 
oo bhikey

tu janam te e issa se akk jatland pe ayee paache METAMORFOSIS ho gya tera?:p
fer guth gya tu....naa jee laage tera..
kimme chhave se...:mad:
eeb haasan pe bi fatwaa lawega k?
haash lyo bhayee, jisnee bi haasna ho:D :D
 
devdahiya said:
Moral: Bebe,Mata,Bua,Bhabhi,Mami,Maussi.......Chilattar nahi karnne ...na...tei....uppar padhhe liya sei....ha...ha..ha.

KADDE MAAR SENDDLLA MERI DEHI TODD DYO....RAKSHA KARIYE YAMRAJ!
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kaka...........u ke karyaa tannee..........apne sunhare carrier pey tannee CHIDDAKWAA liiyee naa kaallii syaahii kee CHINTEEE..............tu mana nahiiiiiii:(:eek:

arr ek baat aurr sunn...........akk ye Bebe,Mata,Bua,Bhabhi,Mami,Maussi.... te tanne kimme kehwen konii.........jo tu inkii SENDDLLAA te dardaa lukk raa saii.........aajyaa chubaare main.........parr aaj kaal sunnan main aya saii akk kaii janney tere CARRIER ke iss MODDD pey tere gaeelll padd re sainn............tu buss unkkee AAKRMANN tey bachh liyee...........kunkii unkee ASTAR SHASHTARRAN kii KAAT te swaim BRHMAA ,, VISHNU ,, MAHESH dhore bii konii.........te tera uu suparsii JAMRAAJ tanney ke bachawegaa.......................hahhahahaha.............kilkii..........pe...........killkii:p:p:D:D

guga@carrier kaa modd.......aakarmann.....astar shashtaran ki kaat...............hahahahhahahahaha..............hahahaha...........kilkii............pe..............kilkii:D:D

kar koi tapasyaa tu bhiii....ar vardaan main ke mangnaa saii samajh gyaa hogaa..............killkii.....pe.........killkii;):D
 
eeeee pinkyyyyyyyy............

deepshika said:
tu janam te e issa se akk jatland pe ayee paache METAMORFOSIS ho gya tera?:p

fer guth gya tu....naa jee laage tera..
kimme chhave se...:mad:

eeb haasan pe bi fatwaa lawega k?
haash lyo bhayee, jisnee bi haasna ho
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eee pinkyyy.........yee FOSISS FUSIISS naa baindey tuu aadee jaataan kee chaubaare main baadd keyy........jaanniiii.......uff:eek::eek:

arr tanney bera te saii ee JAT TE TAQRAR TOYAA KARENN.............JAANNII.....;)

arr terii koi naa sunnee aadeyy ibb........jibb manney keh dii manu taain hansanna nahii.............kyun khillii udwawe saii tuu apnii................kilki@khillii.............jaa ke soo jaa......

hahhhahahahaha..............hahahhahah...............dekhii naa FOSIS FUSISS aalii........kilkii.........pe.....killkii:D :D :D
 
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ratheetheraist said:
kaka...........u ke karyaa tannee..........apne sunhare carrier pey tannee CHIDDAKWAA liiyee naa kaallii syaahii kee CHINTEEE..............tu mana nahiiiiiii:(:eek:

arr ek baat aurr sunn...........akk ye Bebe,Mata,Bua,Bhabhi,Mami,Maussi.... te tanne kimme kehwen konii.........jo tu inkii SENDDLLAA te dardaa lukk raa saii.........aajyaa chubaare main.........parr aaj kaal sunnan main aya saii akk kaii janney tere CARRIER ke iss MODDD pey tere gaeelll padd re sainn............tu buss unkkee AAKRMANN tey bachh liyee...........kunkii unkee ASTAR SHASHTARRAN kii KAAT te swaim BRHMAA ,, VISHNU ,, MAHESH dhore bii konii.........te tera uu suparsii JAMRAAJ tanney ke bachawegaa.......................hahhahahaha.............kilkii..........pe...........killkii:p:p:D:D

guga@carrier kaa modd.......aakarmann.....astar shashtaran ki kaat...............hahahahhahahahaha..............hahahaha...........kilkii............pe..............kilkii:D:D

kar koi tapasyaa tu bhiii....ar vardaan main ke mangnaa saii samajh gyaa hogaa..............killkii.....pe.........killkii;):D
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Arre oooooooooooooooooooCARRIER Ke Nut.......Manne bera sei wei kuun sein...arr maan ke chaliye...issi-2 kabootari mhare Jatti ke pedd pei bhateri rhya krein........Ye ke janne CARRIER arr CAREAR mei farakk.....Chudhhe ke haathh mei Hal diye tein ke koe khoodd kadhya sei ND. Lagge rahann de inn bhandda nei...ha...ha..ha.....Marr sussryan ke char ghittangg.Tu rangg le hein ja..bakki mei aap simbhal lyungga......Theek......Server tei gaya. Ha...ha..ha.
 
ratheetheraist said:
o bhaii mansee..............ke baat kari yaa..........ke kasutaa lagaa tannee bhaii imee......uff great bhi ...........hahhahhaha........theek impress ho rya saii tuu bhaii...........EK AADHI SANDALL terii THODII pey bhii laagegii kee haanse saii issee baashhii jokee paii............kilkii.........hahahaahahah..............hahahaha......kilkii........pe......killkii.......:D:D:D:D

aya saii kaka ka bhateeja..............kilkii.......:p:p:D:D:D
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AARRE...BHINDDE sirr aale tnne ismme bhundda bi ke dikhkhya......Terre banggadd aweigga solli pinddi pei...ow bhi ghumtta.....Khill pdde ga udde-ei. Ha...ha...ha.
 
devdahiya said:
AARRE...BHINDDE sirr aale tnne ismme bhundda bi ke dikhkhya......Terre banggadd aweigga solli pinddi pei...ow bhi ghumtta.....Khill pdde ga udde-ei. Ha...ha...ha.
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uff.......dev jii manne uu samajh main ee konii ayaa............main ke karunn.......merii koii galtii koniii..............hehe.......koii naa ibb samjhaoo.......fer ke bera main bhii haans lunn.............arr apnaa point f view badall lun aapke iss joke ke PARTII...........kilkii........@PARTTII:D:D:D:D:D
 
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