India in 2020
Vision - 2020 / Year : 2020
Place: Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs. 1.00 = $ 100.00
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex : Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front
of me and they played with him like
anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited
and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested incoming
to USA man , their economy has
been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you
know, I will be getting a chance to fly
Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in India,my company
has promised me that they will process my Hara
Patta.(green card)
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Chennai?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,it is
Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1/- = $100/-. Oh God!
what about in Hyderabad, Mumbai?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like
the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less
than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to
purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Reddy and Naidu Associates, a pure Indian company, specializing in
Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really
intelligent and unlike American
Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian
companies pay you in
full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his
bench time to visit
Bihar, the most livable place in India, probably world.There you have full freedom and no
restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has
perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first
language here at New York. At the
Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by
my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi as
Internationa language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's
largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you
can see actors like,Hrithik, Govinda and all. Esselworld is also near to
Bollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then
relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited White House and
donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure
development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model
of High-Tech City of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's
Infosys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta Pyjama"
because they will think you are too
Indianised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your
Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected.
But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the Visa officer at
Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.
Vision - 2020 / Year : 2020
Place: Two Americans at IBM, USA.
Currency Conversion Rate: Rs. 1.00 = $ 100.00
Alex : Hi John, you didn't come yesterday to office?
John : Yeah, I was in Indian Embassy for stamping.
Alex : Oh really, what happened, I heard that nowadays it has become very strict
John : Yeah, but I managed to get it.
Alex : How long it took to get it stamped?
John : Oh, it was nasty man, long queue. Bill Gates was standing in front
of me and they played with him like
anything. Thats why it got delayed. I went there at 2 am itself and waited
and returned by 4 pm.
Alex : Really? In India, it is a matter of an hour to get stamped for USA
John : Yeah, but that is because who in India will be interested incoming
to USA man , their economy has
been booming.
Alex : So, when are you leaving?
John : Anytime, after receiving my tickets from the client in India and you
know, I will be getting a chance to fly
Air-India. Sort of dream come true.
Alex : How long are you going to stay in India.
John : What do you mean by how long. I will be settled in India,my company
has promised me that they will process my Hara
Patta.(green card)
Alex : Really, lucky person man, it is very difficult to get a Hara Patta in India.
John : Yeah, thats why, I am planning to marry an Indian girl there.
Alex : But you can find lots of US girls in Hyderabad, Bangalore and Mumbai.
John : But, I prefer Indian girls because they are beautiful and cultured.
Alex : Where did you get the offer, Chennai?
John : Yeah, salary is good there, but cost of living is quite high,it is
Rs. 1000/- for a single room accommodation.
Alex : I see, that's too much for US people, Rs. 1/- = $100/-. Oh God!
what about in Hyderabad, Mumbai?
John : No idea, but it is less than what we have in Hyderabad. It is like
the world headquarters of Software.
Alex : I heard, almost all the Indians are having one personal Robot for help.
John : You can get a BMW car for Rs. 5000/-, and a personal Robot for less
than Rs. 7500/-. But my dream is to
purchase Ambassador, which costs Rs.200000/- but has got a sexy design.
Alex : By the way, who is your client?
John : Reddy and Naidu Associates, a pure Indian company, specializing in
Embedded Software.
Alex : Oh, really, lucky to work in a pure Indian company. They are really
intelligent and unlike American
Bodyshoppers who have opened their Fly-by-night outfits in India. Indian
companies pay you in
full even when you are on bench. My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his
bench time to visit
Bihar, the most livable place in India, probably world.There you have full freedom and no
restrictions. You can do whatever you want! I wonder how that state has
perfected that system.
John : Yeah man, you are right. I hope our America also follows their footsteps.
Alex : How are you going to cope with their language?
John : Why not? From my school days I have been learning Hindi as my first
language here at New York. At the
Consulate they tested my proficiency in Hindi and were quite impressed by
my cent percent score in TOHIL i.e.Test of Hindi as
Internationa language.
Alex : So, you are going to have fun there.
John : Yeah, I will be travelling in the world's fastest train, world's
largest theme park, and the famous Bollywood where you
can see actors like,Hrithik, Govinda and all. Esselworld is also near to
Bollywood.
Alex : You know, the PM is scheduled to visit US next year, he may then
relax the number of visas.
John : That's true. Last month, Narayanamurthy visited White House and
donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure
development at Silicon Valley and has promised more if we follow the model
of High-Tech City of Hyderabad. Bill Gates also got a chance of meeting him Very lucky person.
Alex : But, Indian government is planning to split Narayanamurthy's
Infosys.
John : He is a hard worker man, he can build any number of Infosys like this. Every minute he is getting Rs. 1000/-. It seems, if you keep all his money converted as Rs. 100/- notes you can reach Pluto.
Alex : OK, Good Luck John.
John : Same to you Alex. And don't go to Consulate in a "Kurta Pyjama"
because they will think you are too
Indianised and may doubt you will never come back and hence your
Non-Immigrant Visa may get rejected.
But don't forget to say "Namaste, aap kaise hai" to the Visa officer at
Window 5. It seems he likes that and will not give you a visa if you don't greet him that way.