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India-Pakistani.

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

Indians say: Keep the egg.

Jai Hind !!!
 
nkumars83 said:
India-Pakistani.

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

Indians say: Keep the egg.

Jai Hind !!!
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badhiyaa s bhaai ,aaj ke din ke hisaab tein
 
nkumars83 said:
India-Pakistani.

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

Indians say: Keep the egg.

Jai Hind !!!
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HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA kasuta chutkala bhai............laga reh
 
is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........
 
vikasJAT said:
is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........
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hahahahaha
bahut badhiya....thathi jat tha vo..
 
Kassot say bhai maar diya morcha.....ha..ha..ha..ha..ha..Merey bettey in cheejan mein to aagey hai hee....
nkumars83 said:
India-Pakistani.

A hen lays an egg at Indo-Pak border. Both countries start fighting over egg. Finally Indians say whoever kiss more women in other country will keep the egg. Pakis say ok. Indians go to Pak and kiss 1000 women. Excited Pakis say its our turn now.

Indians say: Keep the egg.

Jai Hind !!!
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vikasJAT said:
is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........
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hahahahahahhahaha re tanne to bhai ghanaaa e ND soda ger diyaaaaaa................
 
sitaram said:
hahahahahahhahaha re tanne to bhai ghanaaa e ND soda ger diyaaaaaa................
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bhai sitaram main kai dina te sochu tha ki yo chep du, per mane sochi kade aade lath bajya jukar kuch threads pe baje se...........
per ebb laga ki main bhi behti ganga me hath dho lu.........hahahahhahahha
 
vikasJAT said:
bhai sitaram main kai dina te sochu tha ki yo chep du, per mane sochi kade aade lath bajya jukar kuch threads pe baje se...........
per ebb laga ki main bhi behti ganga me hath dho lu.........hahahahhahahha
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तन्ने हाथ ना धोये , तू ते नहा लिया |
 
vikasJAT said:
is pe ek joke mane bhi yaad aagya......

ek be ek chora bola ek chorri te ki "tane main bina hath laye kiss kar saku hoon."
chorri boli "katti ni kar sakta."
chorra bola" lagi 100 ki shart, je kar di to tu kuch mat diye aur je hath laga k kari to tane 100 rupee dunga."
chorri boli "thek se pakki baat."
chorre ne bhai dono hath te pakad k jad di kasuti kiss.
chorri boli " main jeetgi.. main jeetgi........."
chorre ne fatt de si 100 ka note us te de diya bola ja razi reh, tu b k yaad rakhegi ki ek mast jaat chorri razi karan khater shart har gya..........
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Kashut....kati razi kar di chhori to ..!!
 
Bhai yo reply mane chep to diya per thodi war me vo JL k social worker aan aale se lath le k aur sath me vo lugaii bhi....
bolengi Vikas tane yo kyu likha, ye baat ghar k kewad pache hoya kare....etc etc
hahhahahhahahhahahha
JL pe vo kissa repeat hoye bot din hoge bhai........ dekha humara ye priyaas kitna sarthak sidh hota hai
 
Malikpriya said:
tera paryaas pura rang laawega vikas ..............kaalli na maane aatte e honge sab tu tayar rah bus:rock:rock
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Priya main to aaj katti tyar baitha hoon..........wait karu hoon kab vo samaj sudharak aavenge......hahhahahahahhahahha
je yo priyaas na rang laya to ek aur kasuta joke se India-Pakistan pe.........vo likhi pache to katti chala patt jaga........hahhahhahhahhahha
 
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