Intelligent Kon ? Men Ya Women .....bataiyoo

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Thoda time diyo !!! Badhiya hai.



A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She

went

into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you

three

3 wishes." The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a

condition to

your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more

or

better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your

husband

the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful

woman

and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman

in

the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The

frog

said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will

be

ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because

what's

mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in

the

world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, .......And she answered, "I'd

like

a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention Lady Readers: This is the end of the joke for u. Stop here and

continue feeling better.

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The man had a 10 times milder Heart Attack !!! (:-:)

Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily mess with them!!!
 
Great Hooda Sahib.

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But still beware of the Grand Ladies.

KYONKI

Bewakoof dost se samajhdaar Dushman achchha hota hai.
 
Jitender Singh Hooda (Sep 09, 2003 07:44 a.m.):
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Thoda time diyo !!! Badhiya hai.



A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She

went

into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you

three

3 wishes." The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a

condition to

your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more

or

better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your

husband

the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful

woman

and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman

in

the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The

frog

said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will

be

ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because

what's

mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in

the

world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, .......And she answered, "I'd

like

a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention Lady Readers: This is the end of the joke for u. Stop here and

continue feeling better.

Male Readers, please scroll down .....

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The man had a 10 times milder Heart Attack !!! (:-:)

Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily mess with them!!!
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That is the problem. You think girls are dumb but they are not. Just look around you and open your eyes see how they are taking over the World. They may have different priorities but by no means you can call them dumb.
 
aur ha ek joke (sirf joke ) meri taraf say bhi ....

Question : auratay jyada kyo hasti hai ?

Answer : aadmiyo ki bevakoofiyo par hasengi nahi toh kya roengi ?


PLZ DONT TAKE IT TO UR HEART MR HOODA , I DONT MEAN TO HURT YOU .
 
ofcource women are smarter

" diamond is women best friend
and men best friend is a dog "

:'( ....obviously we r poorer in this smartness department .
 
Bilkul sahi khayaa bahi Ramesh.

Mharii Chhoori smart nahi hongi te ke refugian ki hongi?

Sujata Dahiya: A smart girl would make two families smart.

Khoob padhao likhao apni behan aur baetion ko.

JSM
 
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jitenderhooda said:
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Thoda time diyo !!! Badhiya hai.



A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She

went

into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you

three

3 wishes." The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a

condition to

your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more

or

better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your

husband

the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful

woman

and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman

in

the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The

frog

said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will

be

ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because

what's

mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in

the

world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, .......And she answered, "I'd

like

a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention Lady Readers: This is the end of the joke for u. Stop here and

continue feeling better.

Male Readers, please scroll down .....

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The man had a 10 times milder Heart Attack !!! (:-:)

Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so u can very easily mess with them!!!
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IT'S GREAT. KEEP IT UP!
 
Question : auratay jyada kyo hasti hai ?

Answer : aadmiyo ki bevakoofiyo par hasengi nahi toh kya roengi ?

is it proved...
no offense meant
 
sir bilkool sehi keha it means u accept that boys are bevkoof
hahahahhaa
 
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