sandeepmann
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HUNT FOR AN INTELLIGENT SARD!!
About 80,000 sardars meet at the Gurunanak stadium (behind GTBIT), for a Sardars Are Not stupid convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer? A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader says sure, you'll have to pass the test before.
Q : What is the ans of 15 +15 = ?
A : Sard after 10 minutes of thinking hard replies, 15 +15 = 18
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed all 80,000 sardars start cheering and shouting 'Give him' another chance! Give him another chance!
Seeing the majority the leader says, well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uunhh, I guess we can give him another chance. So he asks another question.
Q : What is the ans of 5 + 5 = ?"
A : After nearly 15mnts he says, 5 + 5 = 90
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance could be given.
Q : What is the ans of 2 + 2 = ?
A : Surd closes his eyes, after a whole15mnts of strugle he says, 2 + 2 = 4
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 surdies jumps to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and SCREAMS...........
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
About 80,000 sardars meet at the Gurunanak stadium (behind GTBIT), for a Sardars Are Not stupid convention. The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Sardars are not stupid.
Can I have a volunteer? A sardar gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader says sure, you'll have to pass the test before.
Q : What is the ans of 15 +15 = ?
A : Sard after 10 minutes of thinking hard replies, 15 +15 = 18
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed all 80,000 sardars start cheering and shouting 'Give him' another chance! Give him another chance!
Seeing the majority the leader says, well, since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, uunhh, I guess we can give him another chance. So he asks another question.
Q : What is the ans of 5 + 5 = ?"
A : After nearly 15mnts he says, 5 + 5 = 90
The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected Sigh - everyone is disheartened, the sardar starts crying and the 80,000 sardars begin to yell and wave their hands shouting,
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance could be given.
Q : What is the ans of 2 + 2 = ?
A : Surd closes his eyes, after a whole15mnts of strugle he says, 2 + 2 = 4
Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 surdies jumps to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and SCREAMS...........
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
