Interesting Business Signposts !!

[poonam]

10. At a car wash:
"If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car."

9. At a gas Station:
"Eat Here. Get Gas."

8. At a cash register:
"Our credit manager is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite."

7. At a vegetable stand:
"Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!"

6. At a Plumber shop:
"We're #1 at the #2 business!"

5. At a long-time established dry-cleaner:
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."

4. At a mortgage company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."

3. At an antique shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

2. At a burger joint:
"We relish your buns!"

1. In a hospital maternity ward:
"No children allowed."

 

[rkumar]

Dr. Poonam Sansanwal (Oct 09, 2004 08:18 p.m.):

5. At a long-time established dry-cleaner:
"Thirty-eight years on the same spot."

4. At a mortgage company:
"Ask about our plans for owning your home."

3. At an antique shop:
"We buy junk and sell antiques."

2. At a burger joint:
"We relish your buns!"

1. In a hospital maternity ward:
"No children allowed."

Hahaha really nice ones...

RK^2

 

[rksehrawat]

In Indian trains, "Beticket yatri hoshiyar" which in turn means "ticket wale yatri bewakoof".

 

[gajeshd]

Dr. Poonam,

Really interesting,including the one added by
bhai Sehrawat. Let us have some more from the keen observants like both of you.

 

[rkumar]

another very interesting I have come across is about Famous whisky man, Johney Walker...The Copper plaque with his name on it reads;

'' 176 yrs, still walking....''

Rajendra