~~~ Introduction Session ~~~

[shweta123]

bhai,
yo fooball, doodh, seet te likh diye tane apni introduction main, yo profile picture ki ciggrette ar dhume ke baare main bhi kuch likh deta !!!!

All fumes, no gains!

 

[asuhag]

All fumes, no gains!

LOL :-D

The fact is I dont smoke. This was just for the picture . This was the most recent & readily available on my desktop and hence made it to this profile.

Cheers!

 

[coolengineer]

one more intro..

Raam Raam jee aap sabko..
Till now i m only a active member in Chaupal but i do read all the threads posted by the bright minds in JL...I also want to share something about me..

So Here goes my intro..

Tejveer
Birth Place: Baland(Rohtak)
Age: 23
Schooling: Sports School Rai (Sonipat)
Engineering: I.T.M Colllge Gurgaon.

Currently Working with Accenture @Mumbai as a SAP-ABAP Technical Consultant.

I wanna spread happiness around me at all times, i believe in smiling.
im a simple person(n i admire simplicity, in work, dressing, life on the whole) i enjoy simple things in life, am straight fwd, calm, honest, sincere, very confident in watever i do. i respect ppl for wat they r, insensitive ppl r not my cup of tea. n dont like ppl who think of themselves as hi-mantainance, i adore humble n down to earth ppl.
i believe in hard work, n no short-cut approach.

I hve a bad habit of not losing hope in any situation, an optimist to the core.I dont believe in Luck, but am a firm believer in hard work n Miracles do happen (well... they do with me).
I like soft ambiance, love soft music, die hard traveller, like to travel the whole world!!!!
I like to Dream (im a stupid day dreamer), I love sports.
My friends are important can do anything for them-

There was a time when i was a perfectionist, not anymore,
now i find hapiness in the everyday imperfections of mine.

I want to be a student forever
I don’t ever want to hurt anybody
I believe work is worship
I am not a party animal
My strength lies in the awareness of my weaknesses
Infidelity is wrong and totally un-cool
Growing up is difficult but looking back is rewarding


The only attitude I would want to throw around is positive.

Although i havnt achieved anything in my life till now but i hav set my goals and working hard to achieve them in future.

My Motto of life: Apne maa baap ko jeevan ki har khushi dena chahta hun!!

*Note: my humble request plz dnt make a joke by picking up mistakes in my intro..

 

[dkumars]

Raam Raam jee aap sabko..
Till now i m only a active member in Chaupal but i do read all the threads posted --- cudn get u dude agar active member ho then what else do u want ????



I hve a bad habit of not losing hope in any situation, an optimist to the core. --- hmmm bad habbit , is it show off or what ???

I dont believe in Luck, but am a firm believer in hard work n Miracles do happen (well... they do with me)--- if no luck then how come miracle... mystery!!!

I like to Dream (im a stupid day dreamer), I love sports. --- u r not stupid but this is absolutely stupidity calling u stupid and ur optimistic thinking as bad habbit and i got an SMS couple of days back saying " Dream is not that what u see in sleep ... dream is the thing which does not allow u to sleep"--- By Dr. Abdul Kalam
So dude Dr Sahab is talking abt day dreams with some constraints and again a good habbit i consider.

There was a time when i was a perfectionist, not anymore,
now i find hapiness in the everyday imperfections of mine--- hahaha wt to say ????

I want to be a student forever --- mee too


My strength lies in the awareness of my weaknesses --- I love this


Although i havnt achieved anything in my life till now --- Optimistic ???? No achivements ??? What do u call an achievement ???

My Motto of life: Apne maa baap ko jeevan ki har khushi dena chahta hun!! ---This is not motto rather its duty and responsibility.

*Note: my humble request plz dnt make a joke by picking up mistakes in my intro... hahahahahahhahahahahahaha[/quote]



Hey bro nice profile *Note kuch hazam nahi hua... nor acceptable... and let me pick some of the points to pull ur legs if i can ...
khair maine apne comments upar likh diye hai...
bhai jab sir daal diya okhali mein toj musalon se kya darna ... hmmm ... *Note ke contect mein bola

 

[sumitsehrawat]

What???? Is ragging allowed on Jatland?????
Let this thread be only for introduction of new members.

Thanks,
Sumit

 

[dkumars]

What???? Is ragging allowed on Jatland?????
Let this thread be only for introduction of new members.

Thanks,
Sumit

hahahaha... yeah thats kinda ragging yar... naye membrs ke saath interaction ke liye... and i hope he will not mind it....

aur haan i wanted to add one more line that this was a ragging session
so the comments... par chhore ne achha likha hai

 

[delhione]

for Devender Kumar , in ref of his post reply on tejveer's proflie.

re o DK,
tane ke byah karna hai tejveer te jo itna critically ar deeply involve ho ke analyse kare hai TV ( tejveer ) ki profile ne....
learn to respect other people's merits,achievements, dignity and thoughts. OK !!!

 

[bangro]

Well....wat to say?...


इस अजनबी सी दुनिया में, अकेला इक ख्वाब हूँ. सवालों से खफ़ा, चोट सा जवाब हूँ. जो ना समझ सके, उनके लिये "कौन". जो समझ चुके, उनके लिये खुली किताब हूँ.


Rock on
Jit

bahut acche! Jit -

 

[coolengineer]

Devender bhai i dnt believe in leg pulling of people whom i dnt knw well..and i also know dat jats dnt believe in appreciation instead they only believe in leg pulling..
I just want to say one thing which i hav mentioned in my intro also...

i respect ppl for wat they r, insensitive ppl r not my cup of tea...
thanx

Raam Raam jee aap sabko..
Till now i m only a active member in Chaupal but i do read all the threads posted --- cudn get u dude agar active member ho then what else do u want ????



I hve a bad habit of not losing hope in any situation, an optimist to the core. --- hmmm bad habbit , is it show off or what ???

I dont believe in Luck, but am a firm believer in hard work n Miracles do happen (well... they do with me)--- if no luck then how come miracle... mystery!!!

I like to Dream (im a stupid day dreamer), I love sports. --- u r not stupid but this is absolutely stupidity calling u stupid and ur optimistic thinking as bad habbit and i got an SMS couple of days back saying " Dream is not that what u see in sleep ... dream is the thing which does not allow u to sleep"--- By Dr. Abdul Kalam
So dude Dr Sahab is talking abt day dreams with some constraints and again a good habbit i consider.

There was a time when i was a perfectionist, not anymore,
now i find hapiness in the everyday imperfections of mine--- hahaha wt to say ????

I want to be a student forever --- mee too


My strength lies in the awareness of my weaknesses --- I love this


Although i havnt achieved anything in my life till now --- Optimistic ???? No achivements ??? What do u call an achievement ???

My Motto of life: Apne maa baap ko jeevan ki har khushi dena chahta hun!! ---This is not motto rather its duty and responsibility.

*Note: my humble request plz dnt make a joke by picking up mistakes in my intro... hahahahahahhahahahahahaha[/quote]



Hey bro nice profile *Note kuch hazam nahi hua... nor acceptable... and let me pick some of the points to pull ur legs if i can ...
khair maine apne comments upar likh diye hai...
bhai jab sir daal diya okhali mein toj musalon se kya darna ... hmmm ... *Note ke contect mein bola

 

[bangro]

lot pot

who is the LOMADI here .. listen members.. aapko pehle bhi suchit kiya gaya hai ke JATLand per aapne paltu jinawars lana mana hai .. kripya iss bat per dhyan dein . anyatha uss vayakti ka yahan aana pratibhandhit kiya jayega.

 

[bangro]

That's great tej!!! keep smiling

I wanna spread happiness around me at all times, i believe in smiling.

 

[dkumars]

Devender bhai i dnt believe in leg pulling of people whom i dnt knw well..and i also know dat jats dnt believe in appreciation instead they only believe in leg pulling..
I just want to say one thing which i hav mentioned in my intro also...

i respect ppl for wat they r, insensitive ppl r not my cup of tea...
thanx



Well dude i wrote that juss for fun... no intention making fun of u or so...
And dude if u deeply examine i didn use anything bad ... juss try to create lille humor but may be my sende is so poor... take it easy brother
wanted to see ur reaction wheter u take it cool or get irritated
and brother one more thing


Devender bhai i dnt believe in leg pulling of people whom i dnt knw well..and i also know dat jats dnt believe in appreciation instead they only believe in leg pulling..


the 2 statements in red are contradicting... m not questioning ur authenticity
but above statements says either u too belive in pulling legs or u r not a jat...

bhai that was a majjak... and if that really hurt u then my sincere sorry.

 

[solankimk]

Pehla reply aaya aapka aur aap bhi bhool gaye


Well, I am Shweta, a Chartered Accountant by profession, belongs to UP (which I call Ultimate Place, on a lighter note!). And I am quite fond of these lighter notes, but still choosy about these notes!

I completely believe in the funda that what you give to others is what you will get back, and I try giving good to others because I want to have many a good things in life ! Etc etc........... aur kya batau?

yeh to Adhura Intro bjhi nahi hua, 1/4 hua abhi madam

 

[cma123]

jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.

 

[dkumars]

jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.

Nice intro Seema... A very warm welcome once again

 

[mukeshkumar007]

jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.

Heartiest Welcome Seema !!

 

[shweta123]

jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.

Hope you will have a great time here Seema!

 

[dkumars]

Heartiest Welcome Seema !!

hmmm heartiest ....

 

[maniisha]

Thanx for the nice intro & appreciation !

jitt tahi manne lage hai main thum sarya te choti hu
maine isi saal apni B.Com(H) delhi university se hangya si pass kar ae li.
ib main GE money Gurgaon ke sath kamm karn lagri hu.

main dilli main pali badi hu mera gaam kair hai jo dilli me hi najafgarh k pass hai par mera mann hamesha haryana ki tarf hi rahya.muje bada garv hai ki maine ek jaat parivar main janm liya.do din pehle hi google pe search karte waqt mujhe jatland ka pata chala.aap log shyad imagine bhi na kar paoge k mujhe kitna badiya lagya aap sab logo ko yaha ek sath mil k.

bas ak aur kimme bi bach gya batan tahi.

ND Introduction dediya bebe je kimme bach bi gaya
hoga te hum bujan mein sharamaya na karte ...

Thanx for the nice Intro & appreciation !
Heartiest Welcome CMA! yo bahut badiya lagyaa manney tho ..

 

[maniisha]

hmmm heartiest ....

DK ke baar welcome karegaa heart te ek k se tere pass ...