~~~ Introduction Session ~~~

[cma123]

ib lage hai aap inki baat ka bura maan gaye

Bhai dev lage hai aaj office maie kam nai hai to phir chal0 maie thare liye ek puzzle chap reha hoo uthe usne solve karo jake

k baat hai mukesh aap bura maan gaye k.

 

[mukeshkumar007]

Off Topic and that too one liners can never be accomodated Mukesh......... never never never........

ok
ok
ok
ok
will take care in future.

 

[mukeshkumar007]

ji nai

k baat hai mukesh aap bura maan gaye k.

one
liner
is not accepted on jatland

 

[dkumars]

dev ji main lunch pe k gayi sare ne lambi e baat khich li.
waise aapne lunch kar liya ke .kuch kha pi be liya karo.

haan ji yahan bahut jaldi itni laambi baat ho jaya karei... hehehe
haan ji kar liya ,,, aur bahut jyada kar liya jiiiiii aaj toh... par peeya kuch nahi paani aur seet(i mean southindian, buttermilk) ke siway

 

[cooljat]

Hummmm, Seemaji A Very Warm Welcome in this Chilling cold here on Jatland!!

Nice intro Seema... A very warm welcome once again

 

[varun022084]

Hi People

I was born 21 years ago in city of Agra. People used to call it “City of TAJ or LOVE”….but for me it is “City of Mental Hospital”.

I like reading books and tinkering with things. My favourite colour is blue, favourite comic strips are Calvin and Hobbes and Piled Higher and Deeper and favourite poem is Robert Frost's Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening. I especially love the last stanza. I want to write a book, get a FCA, become a CFO, invent a thing or two and become famous. Of course I wouldn't mind having a little (or lot of) fun on the way. Ideologically, I am driven in life by looking for solutions to social problems (I call them 'real problems').
I love to know about social issues being pursued by individuals or organisations and be a part (only problem being that I am sometimes too busy to do anything). My mother tongue, Hindi is a faithful companion in life and writing poems, articles and stories in Hindi (sometimes English too) is a keen hobby. Premchand, Leo Tolstoy, Anton Chekhov are some of my favourite authors. Vivekananda and Subhas Chandra Bose are a few great men who have had an immense influence on my present view of life, society and one's karma!

 

[cma123]

dhanyawad jit

Hummmm, Seemaji A Very Warm Welcome in this Chilling cold here on Jatland!!

thnks, cool guys are there on jat land aur aap sabse bindass rhte ho aap.

 

[virendernarwal]

जाटलैंड की बैब्बे

ND Introduction dediya bebe je kimme bach bi gaya
hoga te hum bujan mein sharamaya na karte ... .

मनीषा जी......सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के "बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है.......? फ़िर भी आप नै.......बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई........?
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई.....?
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[mukeshkumar007]

मनीषा जी......सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के "बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है.......? फ़िर भी आप नै.......बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई....:COLOR]
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई.....?
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: hahahahahah

 

[cooljat]

Bhaisaab makka eib to peecha chhod dyo uss 'Patent Holder' ka!

मनीषा जी......सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के "बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है.......? फ़िर भी आप नै.......बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई........?
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई.....?
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[maniisha]

मनीषा जी......सारा जाटलैंड जानता है के "बैब्बे" शब्द का पैटेन्ट जाटलैंड पर किसी और के नाम है.......? फ़िर भी आप नै.......बैब्बे कहन की हिमाकत कैसे दिखाई........?
आप नै ये जान-भूझ कर लिखा या अनजाने मे कह गई....

Mujhe nahi pata tha VN ji
Agar maine kisi k bebe sabd ko JL par churaaya hai tho
mein sajja ki bhagidaari hun Ji...

 

[dndeswal]

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अरे भाई, मैं कभी-कभी 'किल्की' शब्द का प्रयोग कर लेता हूं - अगर 'kilki' का पेटेंट किसी और के नाम हो तो बता देना - फिर मत कहना कि ऐसी हिमाकर क्यूं दिखाई !

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[virendernarwal]

शब्दों का पैटेंट

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अरे भाई, मैं कभी-कभी 'किल्की' शब्द का प्रयोग कर लेता हूं - अगर 'kilki' का पेटेंट किसी और के नाम हो तो बता देना - फिर मत कहना कि ऐसी हिमाकर क्यूं दिखाई ! .

देशवाल जी....."किल्की" शब्द का भी पैटेंट पहले से ही हो रहा है जाटलैंड पर।
सभी की जानकारी के लिये.....थोडे दिन पहले एक ओर नये-नवेले शब्द "चुरणें" का पैटेंट हुआ सै ....अतः किसी भी असुविधा से बचने के लिये पैटेंट शब्दो का प्रयोग करने से पहले सावधानी अवशय बरती जाये।

जाटहित/जनहित मे जारी.....?
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[dkumars]

देशवाल जी....."किल्की" शब्द का भी पैटेंट पहले से ही हो रहा है जाटलैंड पर।
सभी की जानकारी के लिये.....थोडे दिन पहले एक ओर नये-नवेले शब्द "चुरणें" का पैटेंट हुआ सै ....अतः किसी भी असुविधा से बचने के लिये पैटेंट शब्दो का प्रयोग करने से पहले सावधानी अवशय बरती जाये।

जाटहित/जनहित मे जारी.....?
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hoooo hahahahaha heheheheheh ... mast marra VN ji ... ghanaa ND hai ... aur woh bhi Introduction thread mein ... ki koi bhi naya banda aaye toh pehle ye dekh le ki kya kya patent ho chuka hai ki usko dohraane ki galti naa kare

 

[baliyanvijay]

hello

hello to all. i am a new member of the forum. this question gives a sense that in this forum people do not open their identity. i do not know why people hide their identity. i think if a person has full confidence about himself then why to hide. any way i am vijay baliyan from muzaffernagar, up. i just completed my Ph.D. in philosophy from Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi and at present working as a lecturer.

 

[maniisha]

hello to all. i am a new member of the forum. this question gives a sense that in this forum people do not open their identity. i do not know why people hide their identity. i think if a person has full confidence about himself then why to hide. any way i am vijay baliyan from muzaffernagar, up. i just completed my Ph.D. in philosophy from Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi and at present working as a lecturer.

Thanx for the nice Intro !
Heartiest Welcome Buddy..
Decide karlo looking for a Job or Working ...
Occupation: (As per ur Profile)
just completed my Phd in philosophy from Jawaharlal Nehru University and looking for a job

 

[sanjeetsparp]

Hi to All

Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or Haryana... I had done my P.G. in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning with Specialization in Regional Planning from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications.... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi. Bahut Paaped bele hain.
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning, Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting Research.
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends.

 

[shweta123]

Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this (which ... ) is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or (yaani jhajjar ya haryana dono me se kisi ek jagah se ho )Haryana... I had done my P.G.(Paying Guest walaa na ) in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning (Oh...MP) with Specialization in Regional Planning (Kis region ki ?) from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications.... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi.(Bachho ko padhaane me kaam aayengi ye skills ) Bahut Paaped bele hain (bechte to crorepati ho jaate ).
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning (oh.... kasrat bhi karwaani aawe hai ), Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting (Ishpelling mishtake ) Research.
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends (ghar waalo ne nikaal diya yaani.....).[/quote]

Oh Ragging to mujhe bhi leni hai !

 

[sanjeetsparp]

Keench di taang introduction ki

are yaar tor-di taang ... introduction ki ..... haan yaar ghar walon ne nikaal diya ... abhi to DLF phase 3 main ek beda wala pipe hai us main rehta hoon .. usko bhi municipality wale hetaane ki baat ker rahe hain ... Bol rahe hain ki wo pipe Shweta ke ghar ke liye chahiye

Abhi to kaya karoon bahut jegha ki plannning ker chuka hoon ... mere ko bhi legta hai physical planning ke definition change keri padegi ... tumhaare wali defenition rakhni padegi ....

Are yaar jatland pe spelling check kerne ka tool hona chahiye .... are hai yaar main to pehli baar dhyaan diya ....

 

[maniisha]

Oh Introduction to mere ko bhi deni hai ....

Hi to all Jatlanders this is Sanjeet Ahlawat .. Basically from Village Seria in District Jhajjar or Haryana... I had done my P.G. in Geography from K.U. Kurukshetra and Master in Planning with Specialization in Regional Planning from School of Planning and Architecture, New Delhi, also P.G. Diploma in Geo-informatics and P.G. Diploma in Computer Applications.... Rehi sahi ghar walon ne jabardasti B.Ed. bhi kerwai thee jo kise kaam ki nahi. Bahut Paaped bele hain.
I am working as a Manager in Voyants Solutions Pvt. Ltd., Gurgaon in its Project Development and Planning Division. Basically skilled in City Planning, Physical Planning, Privatization, Infrastructure Assessmant, Rural Development, Social Research and Marketting Research.
Parents and Brother's family in Delhi and i am staying at Gurgaon with my friends.

Abhi to kaya karoon bahut jegha ki plannning ker chuka hoon ... mere ko bhi legta hai physical planning ke definition change keri padegi ... tumhaare wali defenition rakhni padegi ....

Itni Planning ...
Tau ki tarah tu bi planning hi planning kare se kadhe latkaa pawega planning mein ...