Isse baat pe Laloo ka ek jhatka aurr... :)Laloo the matchmaker

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Laloo the matchmaker

Laloo talks to his son

Laloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case..."

Next Laloo approaches Ambani

Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice president of the World Bank."
Ambani: "Ah, in that case..."

Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president."
President : "But I already have more vice presidents than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
President : "Ah, in that case..."
 
laloo is a great man
no body defet him
na chara khane mein
na batchee paida karne mein
na politics mein
na logo ko bevkuf bannane mein
na saaddi mein sahar ke sarre dukandaaro aur showroomo ke furniture aur carrein churaane mein
na kapdon ki sadgi mein
na hair style mein
na.....
na.....
na.....
etc.......
arre hum sahi kah rahu hu ouu sasurra bahut ho enteligent hai
chunna laga ke....
 
really good one..

Virender Singh Narwal (Aug 28, 2003 05:22 a.m.):
laloo is a great man
no body defet him
na chara khane mein
na batchee paida karne mein
na politics mein
na logo ko bevkuf bannane mein
na saaddi mein sahar ke sarre dukandaaro aur showroomo ke furniture aur carrein churaane mein
na kapdon ki sadgi mein
na hair style mein
na.....
na.....
na.....
etc.......
arre hum sahi kah rahu hu ouu sasurra bahut ho enteligent hai
chunna laga ke....
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laloo ke bete ka sun kar yaad aaya.... his son has been awarded some pretigious award for cricket at age of 13.
Lets see how long it takes before he rubs shoulders with types of Saurav Ganguly.
 
Virender Singh Narwal (Aug 28, 2003 05:22 a.m.):
laloo is a great man
no body defet him
na chara khane mein
na batchee paida karne mein
na politics mein
na logo ko bevkuf bannane mein
na saaddi mein sahar ke sarre dukandaaro aur showroomo ke furniture aur carrein churaane mein
na kapdon ki sadgi mein
na hair style mein
na.....
na.....
na.....
etc.......
arre hum sahi kah rahu hu ouu sasurra bahut ho enteligent hai
chunna laga ke....
Click to expand...

new addition

jab laloo pakistan gaya tha to usne bhre bazar mein ek aaloo utha kar bola tha.........
log meri kahi baat per mera majak udate hai
mujeh bevkuf samjhte hai
lekin mein janta hu ke es baat ka matlab kaya hai
hum democrecy mein ji rahe hai
har ek ko aapni baat kahne ki aazadi hai
aur democrecy ne vote ka adhikar diya hai
aur vote bank mere saath hai
esliye mujhe bolne se koi nahi rok sakta......
 
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