Isse Jeev Ka Naam Battao

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devdahiya

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Master: Balko isse jeev ka naam batao jo na sotta ho arr na sowann detta ho,Na jeeta ho arr na jeewan detta ho,Na Sunnta ho arr na kehen detta ho,Na hiltta ho arr na kisse nei hillan detta ho.
Sunddu: Ji merra dada.
 
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:D good one,
devdahiya said:
Master: Balko isse jeev ka naam batao jo na sotta ho arr na sowann detta ho,Na jeeta ho arr na jeewan detta ho,Na Sunnta ho arr na kehen detta ho,Na hiltta ho arr na kisse nei hillan detta ho.
Sunddu: Ji merra dada.
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this was hilarious...

Anyways one frm my side too:

Teacher to students> bachoon kasam kha-o ki kabhi sharaarat nahin karogey, kabhi kisi master ko irritate nahin karogey, kabhi school se chutti mar ke "kachrey" todan nahin ja-oogey or her ladki ko apni behen samjhogey or desh ke liye jaaan bhi de-dogey.

Sundu(instantly but lazy tone): de-dengey master ji jaan de-dengey,....issi jaan ka karna bhi ke sai.
 
gudd ones..

kasoot lyaao so bhai...toh toh kae nae..
ha ah ha ha ha..
Vicky...a SUGGESTION..replace the THEN in ur signatuer statement with THAN...;)
 
addy said:
kasoot lyaao so bhai...toh toh kae nae..
ha ah ha ha ha..
Vicky...a SUGGESTION..replace the THEN in ur signatuer statement with THAN...;)
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hehehehhe sahi kahi hooda ne.....:D:D:p:p....
bhai Vicky yu "then" er "than" ka chakker ghana okha hoya karre.....hehehhehhe....anyway....dhaka mein jii sei le rehya sei na kasaai...

bhai hooda tu bhi signature tawal mein likh gya laage sei....jyukar vicky ne then likh diya...;)

anyway......DEB JI aap ne to DADA ki reh reh maati karan te matbal hai......dekh lyan ge aapne bhi.....kadde to aap bhi dada banoge.....:rolleyes:
ya thodde din ruk jao aare JATLAND pe hi aapne dada kehniye ghane ho jyange.......er pher yu JOOKRRI mein sunaungga......hahahahahha

badhiya tha as usual.......:D
 
Ek baar ek chhora padosan ke gharaan ja ke bolya "Dadi ek chaddar de de,ghanna jada lage hai"
Dadi replied "beta dadi ae bhaaj-bhaaj ke paasiney le hai,teney chaadar kit te degi":p
 
:D NOOR....tanne yo itna badhiya chutkala aadey waste kar diya....manne laage tanne bi mere ki dhal nyara Thread na start na karna aata....shuru mai manne bi na aave tha:) arr mai beech-beech mai likhya karti:p ;) :D
cooljaatni said:
Ek baar ek chhora padosan ke gharaan ja ke bolya "Dadi ek chaddar de de,ghanna jada lage hai"
Dadi replied "beta dadi ae bhaaj-bhaaj ke paasiney le hai,teney chaadar kit te degi":p
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