IT Companies..........Redefined

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amar0974

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IT companies' new names.. After signs of recession and slow down in IT industry, the companies have redefined themselves as...

WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
SUN: Surely Useless Novelties
C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors!
HP: Hen Pecked
AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL: Brainwash First, and Let them go
DELL: Deplorable Equipment & Lackluster
TISL: Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd
PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India
PCL: Poor Computers Ltd
SPARC: Simply Poor And Redundant Computers
CRAY: Cry Repeatedly After an Year
TUL: Troubles Un Limited
CTS: Coffee, Tea and Snacks
ICIM: Impossible Computers In Maintenance
BPL: Below Poverty Line
NIIT: Not Interested in IT
MBT: Monkey & Buffalo team
 
Hi Bazaad bahi


itna chho kyon .. IT compnies pah.. humari col bhi nahi choddi tanah tah...

NEHRA
 
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