IT point of View Marriage Love vs Arranged

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|            Love Marriage           |         Arranged Marriage     |
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|   Resembles procedural programming |    Similar to object oriented     |
| language. We have some set         | programming approach. We first fix|
| functions like flirting, going to   | the candidate and then try to     |
| movies together, making long       | implement functions on her. The   |
| conversations on phone and then try | main object is fixed and various   |
| to fit all functions to the         | functions are added to supplement |
| candidate we like.                 | the main program. The functions   |
|                                     | can be added or deleted.           |
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|  It is a throwaway type of         |   Requirements are well defined so |
| prototype as client requirements   | use of waterfall model is         |
| rises with time thus it is a       | possible.                         |
| dynamic system and difficult to     |                                   |
| maintain.                           |                                   |
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|  Family system hangs because       |   Compatible with hardware         |
| hardware (called parents) is not   | (Parents).                       |
| responding.                         |                                   |
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|  You are the project leader so u   |   You are a team member under    
| are responsible for implementation | project leader (parents) so they |
| and execution of PROJECT- married   | are responsible for successful   |
| life.                               | execution of project Married life. |
|                                     |                                   |
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|  Client expectations include       |    All these features are covered |
| exciting feature as spouse cooking | in the SRS as required features.   |
| food, washing clothes etc.         |                                   |
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|  Acceptance test possible you can   |   Product is sold on an as is     |
| try before you Buy.                 | where is basis. Product once sold |
|                                     | will not be taken back!           |
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|   Love Marriage is like Windows,   |   Arranged Marriage is like       |
| beautiful n seductive........   Yet | Unix... boring n colorless...     |
| one never knows when it will       | still extremely reliable n robust. |
| crash........                       |                                   |
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