IT professionals' GFs

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Discussion between two computer professionals about a software...

Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0
(marketing name: Fiancee1.0).

Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0, and it's a memory hogger! It
has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be running before he can do
anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0 came with Plug-Ins
such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw. These too slow down the system and
cause a slow drain on the resources and well-being of the computer.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0:

1. A "Don't remind me again" button.

2. Minimize button.

3. Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend4.0
can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and
other objects).

I tried running Girlfriend 2.0 with Girlfriend 1.0 still installed; they
tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall
Girlfriend 1.0, but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to
uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory.

Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used
is that it is totally "object orientated" and only supports hardware
with gold plated contacts.

It also gives a 'Bug warning' as..
Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1
before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before
doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.1 will refuse to install,
claiming insufficient resources.

n'joy


NEHRA AJAY
 
Good!!!! This reminded me of a similar mail I recd sometime ago.

Subject : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife

Last year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance
'n'Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.

I am! thinking about going back to Girl friend 7.0, but the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error "General Protection Fault in module House Security. The Uninstallation will abort."

Can you help me, please!!!

-----Reply from Tech. Support-------

Dear Software Engineer,
Ref : Upgrade from a girlfriend to a wife
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0!
from the system once installed.

You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because
Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support" which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults(GPFs).

The best course of action will be to enter the
command :\APOLOGIZE.
In fact, I would suggest u to use this command
everytime Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional
software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5 which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Visual
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.Recent Survey says that Add-On softwares like Visual Saree 2.0, Diamond Necklace 3.0, A Quick Tour To Temple 1.0 are the best Third Party tools that support Wife1.0 program to run smoothly and effectively.
 
Great Punam ji ,

Your interpretation is really FaNdooo.....


NEHRA AJAY
 
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