jaat and panditji

[jitendersandhu]

May be it's a repeat joke

Ek baar ek jaat tubewell khatar khode tha par naiche pani nahin milya. Usne doosra kodhya to wahan bhi pani nahin milya. Uski gharaali boli kisse pandit ji ne pooch le ak kit paani milega. Jaat bolya, in pandatan ne ke bera kheti ka. Isse zid mein do kuanwe aur khod marre , paani pher bhi nahin milya. Sochya le gharaali ki baat maan le. Usne pandit ji nyot liye. Pandit ji bhi teen char chele le ke jiman aa gaya. Jaat ne ke karya ek chelyaan ke to kheer ke uppar shakkar ghal di aur pandit ji ke kheer ke niche shakkar ghal di. Pandit ji ne kheer dekhi to bolya, jajmaan shakkar to ghal dyo. Jaat ne ek marya uske kaan ke niche aur bolya taane do angal niche ki shakkar to dikhti konya aur 150 ft niche ka pani batwega

 

[vikram.dahiya]

bahut badiya bhai, jat ne bilkul thik kara !!

 

[vpannu]

Jaat ne ek marya uske kaan ke niche aur bolya taane do angal niche ki shakkar to dikhti konya aur 150 ft niche ka pani batwega

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA Sandhu bhai katiiiiii aindiiii . good one :rock

 

[deepgill]

hhahahahahhahahaha.....ghana badiya sandhu bhai.....

 

[mhundpuriamann]

nu-e karnaa chahiye

kasoot joke hai , in saalyaan gellyaan nu-e karnaa chahiye.

 

[hoodarajesh]

kasoot joke hai , in saalyaan gellyaan nu-e karnaa chahiye.

pahla bade pagal bnaya karte sale . thik kata rog

 

[mhundpuriamann]

u r very much right !

pahla bade pagal bnaya karte sale . thik kata rog

u r right mr. hooda !

 

[sunitahooda]

Pannu iske bi kayi link hai....aur koye na gerrta ho tai tuhe gerr dey

HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA Sandhu bhai katiiiiii aindiiii . good one :rock

 

[vpannu]

Pannu iske bi kayi link hai....aur koye na gerrta ho tai tuhe gerr dey

achhhaaa manne na bera tha , par eeb te main haans liya :rock . link aala mehkammaa kisse or ka se :tamatar

 

[anilsangwan]

Ha ha ha ha ha Good joke !!!

 

[mittu]

pandit k gell bhi kasoot bani....

 

[satyenderdeswal]

:rockReally a nice joke.............Kiiiiiillllllkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiii:rock

May be it's a repeat joke

Ek baar ek jaat tubewell khatar khode tha par naiche pani nahin milya. Usne doosra kodhya to wahan bhi pani nahin milya. Uski gharaali boli kisse pandit ji ne pooch le ak kit paani milega. Jaat bolya, in pandatan ne ke bera kheti ka. Isse zid mein do kuanwe aur khod marre , paani pher bhi nahin milya. Sochya le gharaali ki baat maan le. Usne pandit ji nyot liye. Pandit ji bhi teen char chele le ke jiman aa gaya. Jaat ne ke karya ek chelyaan ke to kheer ke uppar shakkar ghal di aur pandit ji ke kheer ke niche shakkar ghal di. Pandit ji ne kheer dekhi to bolya, jajmaan shakkar to ghal dyo. Jaat ne ek marya uske kaan ke niche aur bolya taane do angal niche ki shakkar to dikhti konya aur 150 ft niche ka pani batwega

 

[jitendersandhu]

achhhaaa manne na bera tha , par eeb te main haans liya :rock . link aala mehkammaa kisse or ka se :tamatar

Pannu bhai, I like your statement that eeb te main haans liya. Gr8 going.

 

[downtoearth]

haha sandhu good joke

 

[bhupindersingh]

Ha Ha Ha

Bhai kati kasuta thaa yo to.........

 

[rocky0036]

bhai saab kasuta tha per ye bhut haryanvi natko main aya hua hai

May be it's a repeat joke

Ek baar ek jaat tubewell khatar khode tha par naiche pani nahin milya. Usne doosra kodhya to wahan bhi pani nahin milya. Uski gharaali boli kisse pandit ji ne pooch le ak kit paani milega. Jaat bolya, in pandatan ne ke bera kheti ka. Isse zid mein do kuanwe aur khod marre , paani pher bhi nahin milya. Sochya le gharaali ki baat maan le. Usne pandit ji nyot liye. Pandit ji bhi teen char chele le ke jiman aa gaya. Jaat ne ke karya ek chelyaan ke to kheer ke uppar shakkar ghal di aur pandit ji ke kheer ke niche shakkar ghal di. Pandit ji ne kheer dekhi to bolya, jajmaan shakkar to ghal dyo. Jaat ne ek marya uske kaan ke niche aur bolya taane do angal niche ki shakkar to dikhti konya aur 150 ft niche ka pani batwega

 

[jkay]

Mann,

The comment 'in saalyaan gellyaan nu-e karnaa chahiye' is a hit below the belt & I disagree with U becuase it cast aspersion on entire community.

 

[aryasatyadev]

Sandhu bhai naya ar kasuta joke tha devender ne bhi bata de naye jokan ke bare me